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Clips from Arrested Development - Queen for a Day (S02E02)

Short Films 2003 Season 2, Episode 8 6 min ★ 7.1/10 (322 ratings) 403 clips
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Key Decisions 1 4
Charity Drive 1 5
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In God We Trust 1 7
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Pier Pressure 1 10
Public Relations 1 11
Marta Complex 1 12
Shock and Aww 1 14
Staff Infection 1 15
Altar Egos 1 16
Justice Is Blind 1 17
Missing Kitty 1 18
Best Man for the Gob 1 19
Whistler's Mother 1 20
Not Without My Daughter 1 21
Let 'Em Eat Cake 1 22
The One Where Michael Leaves 2 1
The One Where They Build a House 2 2
Amigos 2 3
Good Grief! 2 4
Sad Sack 2 5
Afternoon Delight 2 6
Switch Hitter 2 7
Queen for a Day 2 8
Burning Love 2 9
Hand to God 2 12
Motherboy XXX 2 13
The Immaculate Election 2 14
Sword of Destiny 2 15
Meat the Veals 2 16
Spring Breakout 2 17
Righteous Brothers 2 18
The Cabin Show 3 1
For British Eyes Only 3 2
Forget Me Now 3 3
Notapusy 3 4
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Mr. F 3 5
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Prison Break-In 3 7
Making a Stand 3 8
S.O.B.s 3 9
Fakin' It 3 10
Family Ties 3 11
Exit Strategy 3 12
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Borderline Personalities 4 2
Indian Takers 4 3
The B. Team 4 4
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Colony Collapse 4 7
Red Hairing 4 8
Smashed 4 9
Queen B. 4 10
A New Attitude 4 11
Señoritis 4 12
It Gets Better 4 13
Off the Hook 4 14
Blockheads 4 15
Family Leave 5 1
Self-Deportation 5 2
Everyone Gets Atrophy 5 3
An Old Start 5 4
Sinking Feelings 5 5
Emotional Baggage 5 6
Rom-Traum 5 7
Premature Independence 5 8
Unexpected Company 5 9
Taste Makers 5 10
Chain Migration 5 11
Check Mates 5 12
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Courting Disasters 5 15
The Fallout 5 16
One letter titled "If You Weren't My Cousin,"
"One letter titled "If You Weren't My Cousin,""
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Listen, are you embarrassed to be seen in that car?
"Listen, are you embarrassed to be seen in that car?"
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After lying about her age...
"After lying about her age..."
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Okay, then. I'll see you tomorrow.
"Okay, then. I'll see you tomorrow."
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I'm on furlough this week, and everybody's out dancing with their girl...
"I'm on furlough this week, and everybody's out dancing with their girl..."
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[Chuckles] Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
"[Chuckles] Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up."
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That's right, Michael. Guess whojust got fired.
"That's right, Michael. Guess whojust got fired."
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- Although he started off well- - Fifty-two percent of the country is single.
"- Although he started off well- - Fifty-two percent of the country is single."
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Let's take some of that market. I call it Single City.
"Let's take some of that market. I call it Single City."
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It's like, "Hey, you wanna go down to the whirlpool?"
"It's like, "Hey, you wanna go down to the whirlpool?""
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- Sure. - Paycheck.
"- Sure. - Paycheck."
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I thought you won that on Card Sharks.
"I thought you won that on Card Sharks."
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Michael, I was never on Card Sharks. Dad told us not to tell you.
"Michael, I was never on Card Sharks. Dad told us not to tell you."
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[Narrator] Michael decided to confront his father...
"[Narrator] Michael decided to confront his father..."
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- Well, of course you're gonna get hop-ons. - I pull down banners, all right?
"- Well, of course you're gonna get hop-ons. - I pull down banners, all right?"
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I gave you company, which, apparently, you don't want to give to me.
"I gave you company, which, apparently, you don't want to give to me."
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- Barry. - Good news and even better news.
"- Barry. - Good news and even better news."
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and my lawsuit against the L.A. Kings is moving forward.
"and my lawsuit against the L.A. Kings is moving forward."
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Right. Gotta keep the company intact, right? The other people shouldn't risk selling their-
"Right. Gotta keep the company intact, right? The other people shouldn't risk selling their-"
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[Narrator] Meanwhile, Maeby snuck upstairs to secretly read her scripts.
"[Narrator] Meanwhile, Maeby snuck upstairs to secretly read her scripts."
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And George Sr. Was only too happy to have something to read.
"And George Sr. Was only too happy to have something to read."
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"Armageddon Il: Armageddon."
""Armageddon Il: Armageddon.""
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[Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael went to get a good deal on a modest company car.
"[Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael went to get a good deal on a modest company car."
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You know, I'm not so concerned about mileage.
"You know, I'm not so concerned about mileage."
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- [Gasps] Lucille 2! - Buster!
"- [Gasps] Lucille 2! - Buster!"
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You're the one who insisted he get away from Mother.
"You're the one who insisted he get away from Mother."
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- He's on the balcony. - [Doorknob Rattling]
"- He's on the balcony. - [Doorknob Rattling]"
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That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.
"That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there."
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- [Michael] You baited the balcony? - Prove it.
"- [Michael] You baited the balcony? - Prove it."
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but l-l-I do agree that Lucille 2...
"but l-l-I do agree that Lucille 2..."
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- Hi, Michael. - Hey. Great.
"- Hi, Michael. - Hey. Great."
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- Oh, yeah, I do too. - Oh.
"- Oh, yeah, I do too. - Oh."
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Wait a minute. This tub's a little bigger than it used to be.
"Wait a minute. This tub's a little bigger than it used to be."
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- into Lucille Austero's penthouse- - Come right in.
"- into Lucille Austero's penthouse- - Come right in."
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I moved the wall a couple of inches into her penthouse.
"I moved the wall a couple of inches into her penthouse."
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[Lucille] She's always a step ahead of me.
"[Lucille] She's always a step ahead of me."
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Lindsay, you didn't cash in your stock, did you? Tell me you didn't.
"Lindsay, you didn't cash in your stock, did you? Tell me you didn't."
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Okay. As long as you two didn't sell, I think we should be okay.
"Okay. As long as you two didn't sell, I think we should be okay."
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You're kidding. I was just gonna get a yacht.
"You're kidding. I was just gonna get a yacht."
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- This is unbelievable. - Tobias, I promised that money to the country club.
"- This is unbelievable. - Tobias, I promised that money to the country club."
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of being the majority stockholders.
"of being the majority stockholders."
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What would he have to be upset with me about?
"What would he have to be upset with me about?"
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- It's Lucille Austero. - Lucille 2?
"- It's Lucille Austero. - Lucille 2?"
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[Whispering] What does that mean?
"[Whispering] What does that mean?"
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So she went to find the person she thought was responsible.
"So she went to find the person she thought was responsible."
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Don't tell anyone, okay?
"Don't tell anyone, okay?"
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Never.
"Never."
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No, that is not what it says. I distinct- Hello?
"No, that is not what it says. I distinct- Hello?"
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- [Laughing] Yeah! - Absolutely!
"- [Laughing] Yeah! - Absolutely!"
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[Narrator] And Michael realized his little brother...
"[Narrator] And Michael realized his little brother..."
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- to his ragtag gang of neighborhood toughs. - [Ends]
"- to his ragtag gang of neighborhood toughs. - [Ends]"
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of getting control of the company again...
"of getting control of the company again..."
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[Narrator] But the spin in Michael's new car retriggered her vertigo.
"[Narrator] But the spin in Michael's new car retriggered her vertigo."
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Well, this gang used to be like that too- three, four!
"Well, this gang used to be like that too- three, four!"
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the only reason that he asked you out tonight...
"the only reason that he asked you out tonight..."
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That's why all your stuff s sticking out.
"That's why all your stuff s sticking out."
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You will always have a job here.
"You will always have a job here."
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It still has the dungeon area, right?
"It still has the dungeon area, right?"
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and the one son who had no choice...
"and the one son who had no choice..."
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It's Arrested Development.
"It's Arrested Development."
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[Man Narrating] George Michael was getting ready for school...
"[Man Narrating] George Michael was getting ready for school..."
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when he came across a box oflove letters he'd written...
"when he came across a box oflove letters he'd written..."
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but never sent to his cousin Maeby.
"but never sent to his cousin Maeby."
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was particularly incriminating.
"was particularly incriminating."
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Hey, pal, you want a ride to school?
"Hey, pal, you want a ride to school?"
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Um, no. Actually, I'm-
"Um, no. Actually, I'm-"
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I'm riding with the Veals, Ann's parents.
"I'm riding with the Veals, Ann's parents."
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You don't need to be penned up with them. I'll drive you both. We'll take the stairs.
"You don't need to be penned up with them. I'll drive you both. We'll take the stairs."
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Right. Here's the thing though. It's kind of cramped in there.
"Right. Here's the thing though. It's kind of cramped in there."
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Plus, a lot ofkids are still talking about when you took down that homecoming banner.
"Plus, a lot ofkids are still talking about when you took down that homecoming banner."
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It's not a car. But- But, no.
"It's not a car. But- But, no."
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I've got to get a new car.
"I've got to get a new car."
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[Narrator] George Michael decided to hide the love letters in the attic...
"[Narrator] George Michael decided to hide the love letters in the attic..."
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although Maeby had her own problems.
"although Maeby had her own problems."
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she had conned her way into a job as a movie studio executive.
"she had conned her way into a job as a movie studio executive."
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Did you get the stack of scripts that I sent you? 'Cause you certainly look well-rested.
"Did you get the stack of scripts that I sent you? 'Cause you certainly look well-rested."
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- Marry me. - Ha! I need your notes on those tomorrow.
"- Marry me. - Ha! I need your notes on those tomorrow."
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- Wanna have a drink? - Yeah. Why don't we ask your wife to come with us?
"- Wanna have a drink? - Yeah. Why don't we ask your wife to come with us?"
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[Narrator] And downstairs, Buster paid a visit.
"[Narrator] And downstairs, Buster paid a visit."
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- Hey, Brother. I need a favor. - Of course you do.
"- Hey, Brother. I need a favor. - Of course you do."
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- and I'm home sitting with Mom. - Mom doesn't wanna go dancing?
"- and I'm home sitting with Mom. - Mom doesn't wanna go dancing?"
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I think the age difference is really starting to catch up to us.
"I think the age difference is really starting to catch up to us."
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Meetin' women. Meetin' women who didn't give birth to you.
"Meetin' women. Meetin' women who didn't give birth to you."
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- Maybe you could go with me. - Not really what I meant- I have a very busy schedule now.
"- Maybe you could go with me. - Not really what I meant- I have a very busy schedule now."
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My schedule, however, is as open as my relationship with my wife.
"My schedule, however, is as open as my relationship with my wife."
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So why don't we pair up?
"So why don't we pair up?"
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And-And hit the town together.
"And-And hit the town together."
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- Oh. - I'll be your wingman.
"- Oh. - I'll be your wingman."
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Boy, that's enough family stuff for today.
"Boy, that's enough family stuff for today."
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[Narrator] Gob was recently hired by the Bluth Company's rival...
"[Narrator] Gob was recently hired by the Bluth Company's rival..."
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Sitwell Enterprises.
"Sitwell Enterprises."
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That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals.
"That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals."
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[Narrator] His ideas failed to evolve.
"[Narrator] His ideas failed to evolve."
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"Yeah. I don't have a husband." I call it Swing City.
""Yeah. I don't have a husband." I call it Swing City."
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Let's get into some new areas, if you don't mind.
"Let's get into some new areas, if you don't mind."
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[Narrator] But Gob continued to fine-tune his first one.
"[Narrator] But Gob continued to fine-tune his first one."
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How do we filter out the teases?
"How do we filter out the teases?"
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We don't let them in.
"We don't let them in."
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because sometimes the guys are tapped out.
"because sometimes the guys are tapped out."
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But check your lease, man, because you're livin' in- [Bleeps] City.
"But check your lease, man, because you're livin' in- [Bleeps] City."
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- You're fired. - So get this.
"- You're fired. - So get this."
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I took his dress eyebrows.
"I took his dress eyebrows."
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[Narrator] Sitwell suffered from a disease that rendered him completely hairless.
"[Narrator] Sitwell suffered from a disease that rendered him completely hairless."
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He's not gonna be happy about that.
"He's not gonna be happy about that."
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No, especially when he goes to the opera with two mustaches on his forehead.
"No, especially when he goes to the opera with two mustaches on his forehead."
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Oh, but the good news is: I'm coming back to the Bluth Company.
"Oh, but the good news is: I'm coming back to the Bluth Company."
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- [Laughs] - Gob, we're gettin' all jammed up here, okay?
"- [Laughs] - Gob, we're gettin' all jammed up here, okay?"
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The only reason that you were president was to appease the board.
"The only reason that you were president was to appease the board."
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They've been appeased. I got the job.
"They've been appeased. I got the job."
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No, I don't need to be president. I just liked having an office, a title.
"No, I don't need to be president. I just liked having an office, a title."
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Also I need a company car. You do have to match Sitwell there.
"Also I need a company car. You do have to match Sitwell there."
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Hang on. He gave you a company car?
"Hang on. He gave you a company car?"
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- Yeah, right. - I mean, the Camaro was okay.
"- Yeah, right. - I mean, the Camaro was okay."
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Are you serious? Dad gave you the Camaro?
"Are you serious? Dad gave you the Camaro?"
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who'd been living in the attic since he'd escaped from prison.
"who'd been living in the attic since he'd escaped from prison."
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- Dad? - Oh, thank God you're here.
"- Dad? - Oh, thank God you're here."
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I'm going crazy with the boredom, Michael.
"I'm going crazy with the boredom, Michael."
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At least in prison, we had knife fights, and we had movie night.
"At least in prison, we had knife fights, and we had movie night."
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And once both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish. I think you have to know that world.
"And once both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish. I think you have to know that world."
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Yeah, listen, did you buy a company car for everyone in the family except me?
"Yeah, listen, did you buy a company car for everyone in the family except me?"
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