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Clips from Arrested Development - The One Where Michael Leaves (S02E02)

"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"It's Arrested Development."
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"[Man Narrating] This is Michael Bluth."
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"Right now he's taking his son, George Michael, to start a new life in Arizona."
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"Phoenix, Arizona, huh? This is it, boy."
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"We are free."
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"We're gonna follow our dreams, you know?"
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"And the best part of it? Not workin' for the family anymore."
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"Yeah, but don't- don't you always say family first?"
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"Yes, I do. But that is not a family, okay?"
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"They're a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose."
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"- And Aunt Lindsay. - She's not my real aunt?"
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"Not a real nose. Got a picture of her when she's 14 in a swimming cap."
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"She looks like a falcon."
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"Spent an entire year living in that stupid model home with those people..."
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"and all they did was lie to us."
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"[Narrator] The most recent lie was Michael's father had had a heart attack while in prison."
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"- We lost him. - [Sobbing]"
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"[Narrator] What the doctor meant to say was that George Sr. Had escaped..."
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"a feat he'd accomplished by using the family's portable stairway vehicle."
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"I'd love to see the look on their faces right now. [Chuckles]"
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"- Where'd he go? - Or they- they think we're just headed home."
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"Actually, you know, that's kind of what I thought..."
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"until I heard about all that Phoenix stuff."
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"[Narrator] Michael was concerned that the full impact ofhis departure..."
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"- might have been lost on his family. - [Phone Beeping]"
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"- Hello. Who is this? - Yes, this is Dr. Blumen."
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"I'm calling regarding Michael Bluth."
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"- Michael! Phone! - [Beeps]"
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"They think we're still there. We're goin' back."
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"- [Phone Line Beeping] - Hey, Mom. Any messages?"
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"- None. - [Recorded Voice, Indistinct]"
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"No, there was a message."
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"It was about my health, but it doesn't matter."
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"- My son and l- - [Horn Blasts]"
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"Buster, what are you doing with Mother's rape horn?"
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"Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace."
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"Yeah, like anyone would want to R her."
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"This is what I'm talking about, Michael."
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"Now that your father has deserted us, Buster's become impossible to control."
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"Suddenly he's too much of a big shot to brush Mother's hair."
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"Well, I'm not he-"
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"I'm not helping you with Buster anymore."
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"I'm not helping anyone with anything."
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"I came here to tell you that my son and l-"
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"[Blender Whirring]"
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"[Narrator] George Michael, meanwhile, was approached by his cousin Maeby."
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"So, you're really leavin', huh?"
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"Have you told your girlfriend, Bland? I mean, Ann."
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"- She's not my girlfriend, and she's not bland. - Really?"
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"Because, I mean, under her school picture it said not pictured."
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"Okay, they printed a retraction in the spring supplement."
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"And, yeah, she was really lookin' forward to seeing me in my Uncle Sam outfit..."
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"in that Get Out The Vote assembly tomorrow."
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"Wasn't that supposed to be before the election?"
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"They had to postpone it when that foreign exchange student parked too close to the gym."
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"I do it. I play Uncle Sam."
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"Better than part I have now- guy who orders strike on Pearl Harbor."
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"I don't know why you're not taking this I'm out ofhereseriously..."
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"but I am out of here, seriously."
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"- Let's face it, Michael. You've made this threat before. - Tell me. When?"
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"That's it. I'm out of here."
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"- Ta-da! - I'm out of here."
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"[Man On Radio] We got the attacking animal down."
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"I'm out of this family, seriously."
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"This time we're gonna be so far away, you'll never be able to find us."
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"- We're goin' to Phoenix. - Don't tell 'em where."
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"- L-I just thought- - It doesn't matter why."
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"Michael, maybe the reason why you always come back..."
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"is because you need us more than we need you."
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"[Scoffs] Oh, that's rich."
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"Huh. I need you. All right, I'll tell you what."
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"Mom, you're always asking me to help you look after Buster."
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"You can find somebody else. I hope she doesn't kill you."
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"I'll kill her first."
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"And good luck trying to find someone else to run the business, by the way."
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"Gob, instead of always coming to me asking me for money..."
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"saying, I've made a huge mistake..."
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"you can bail yourself out next time."
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"I've never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about?"
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"Lindsay, instead of sleeping in twin beds, you and your husband take the master bedroom."
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"It's not like you've never come to me with your marital problems..."
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"saying, Oh, help me, Michael. I think my husband might be a-"
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"- [Horn Blasts] - Ohh! [Laughing]"
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"- Well- It's- [Groans] - Here we go."
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"[Narrator] And so, once again, the guys were on their way to Phoenix, never to look back."
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"[Low Voice] It's just the lab calling."
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"We'll give him the bad news in Phoenix."
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"- They know we're gone. - Great."
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"You did say Phoenix again, but what do we care?"
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"Sorry."
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"Now, do you want to steer, or are you too old to sit on your pop's lap and drive?"
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"I think I might be."
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"Okay."
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"[Siren Winding Down]"
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"Car's registered to George Bluth, so we had to check."
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"- But he's been caught, so you're free to go. - He's been caught?"
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"[Narrator] Michael knew ifhe went back to see his father..."
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"he would only end up saying something hurtful."
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"We're goin' back."
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"[Narrator] In fact, the police only thought they'd arrested George Sr."
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"Do you have any cookies with no preservatives?"
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"[Narrator] But had gotten his twin brother, Oscar, instead."
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"- Oscar! A tall tea for Oscar! - Yeah!"
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"Oh, good grief. It's Oscar."
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"Oh, thank God you've come. [Sighs]"
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"[Narrator] Lucille had a relationship with Oscar years earlier..."
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"- which she was not eager to rekindle. - What is wrong with you?"
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"- The boy is here. - Oh."
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"- They said my father was here. - Did they?"
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"- Let's get out of here. - What-What about Oscar?"
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"Yes. They impounded my, uh- my humble trailer."
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"- You'll stay with us. - No, he won't."
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"You're the one who says I need a father figure."
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"Yes. A father figure."
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"Fine. But you're not sleeping in my bed."
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"- Okay. - Okay. Yeah."
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"[Narrator] Soon, Michael arrived to claim his father..."
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