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Clips from Arrested Development - Premature Independence (S05E05)

Short Films 2003 Season 5, Episode 8 6 min ★ 7.1/10 (322 ratings) 887 clips
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Top Banana 1 2
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Key Decisions 1 4
Charity Drive 1 5
Visiting Ours 1 6
In God We Trust 1 7
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Pier Pressure 1 10
Public Relations 1 11
Marta Complex 1 12
Shock and Aww 1 14
Staff Infection 1 15
Altar Egos 1 16
Justice Is Blind 1 17
Missing Kitty 1 18
Best Man for the Gob 1 19
Whistler's Mother 1 20
Not Without My Daughter 1 21
Let 'Em Eat Cake 1 22
The One Where Michael Leaves 2 1
The One Where They Build a House 2 2
Amigos 2 3
Good Grief! 2 4
Sad Sack 2 5
Afternoon Delight 2 6
Switch Hitter 2 7
Queen for a Day 2 8
Burning Love 2 9
Hand to God 2 12
Motherboy XXX 2 13
The Immaculate Election 2 14
Sword of Destiny 2 15
Meat the Veals 2 16
Spring Breakout 2 17
Righteous Brothers 2 18
The Cabin Show 3 1
For British Eyes Only 3 2
Forget Me Now 3 3
Notapusy 3 4
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Mr. F 3 5
The Ocean Walker 3 6
Prison Break-In 3 7
Making a Stand 3 8
S.O.B.s 3 9
Fakin' It 3 10
Family Ties 3 11
Exit Strategy 3 12
Development Arrested 3 13
Flight of the Phoenix 4 1
Borderline Personalities 4 2
Indian Takers 4 3
The B. Team 4 4
A New Start 4 5
Double Crossers 4 6
Colony Collapse 4 7
Red Hairing 4 8
Smashed 4 9
Queen B. 4 10
A New Attitude 4 11
Señoritis 4 12
It Gets Better 4 13
Off the Hook 4 14
Blockheads 4 15
Family Leave 5 1
Self-Deportation 5 2
Everyone Gets Atrophy 5 3
An Old Start 5 4
Sinking Feelings 5 5
Emotional Baggage 5 6
Rom-Traum 5 7
Premature Independence 5 8
Unexpected Company 5 9
Taste Makers 5 10
Chain Migration 5 11
Check Mates 5 12
The Untethered Sole 5 13
Saving for Arraignment Day 5 14
Courting Disasters 5 15
The Fallout 5 16
gay magician into the other, they spin around,
"gay magician into the other, they spin around,"
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- I love it. - Yeah.
"- I love it. - Yeah."
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And breathe a word about this to anybody and you're fired.
"And breathe a word about this to anybody and you're fired."
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Well, I'm not going to be the one who apologizes,
"Well, I'm not going to be the one who apologizes,"
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Uh...
"Uh..."
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Did I exaggerate about her?
"Did I exaggerate about her?"
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in this prison that you might not approve of.
"in this prison that you might not approve of."
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I touched a mouse.
"I touched a mouse."
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I sat in "Blacks only."
"I sat in "Blacks only.""
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Yard.
"Yard."
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If you must know the truth, I'm not thrilled with you.
"If you must know the truth, I'm not thrilled with you."
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- Okay. - The last time I saw you,
"- Okay. - The last time I saw you,"
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- you're not a murderer. - What?
"- you're not a murderer. - What?"
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You know where she is?
"You know where she is?"
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and that's all I can say.
"and that's all I can say."
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I remember you paying me off
"I remember you paying me off"
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Paying me off isn't gonna be that easy.
"Paying me off isn't gonna be that easy."
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We're still talking about...
"We're still talking about..."
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Oh, we're talking about it!
"Oh, we're talking about it!"
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Buster, please.
"Buster, please."
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- as the sexagenarian Annette... - One minute!
"- as the sexagenarian Annette... - One minute!"
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- Hey. - In. Come in.
"- Hey. - In. Come in."
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So, you're not gonna believe this...
"So, you're not gonna believe this..."
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What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
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I'm doing another scrub and run.
"I'm doing another scrub and run."
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My sex date is tonight,
"My sex date is tonight,"
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I'm not sure how I became the monster there,
"I'm not sure how I became the monster there,"
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he had already called the cops.
"he had already called the cops."
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So you should know,
"So you should know,"
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So, now that you found out your dad's sneaking around
"So, now that you found out your dad's sneaking around"
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because there's a picture of the stair car in Mexico.
"because there's a picture of the stair car in Mexico."
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Pea Soup Andersen's and being at the barbecue...
"Pea Soup Andersen's and being at the barbecue..."
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That is not a lie. You said, "Keep it as real as possible."
"That is not a lie. You said, "Keep it as real as possible.""
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- Did you know about this, Dad? - Are you kidding?
"- Did you know about this, Dad? - Are you kidding?"
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Ugh, so Lucille 2 is alive? Great.
"Ugh, so Lucille 2 is alive? Great."
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Don't you remember how we got there?
"Don't you remember how we got there?"
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Screw it. No rules, anything goes.
"Screw it. No rules, anything goes."
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I mean, what if they find it?
"I mean, what if they find it?"
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And it's not like you're actually lying to your dad.
"And it's not like you're actually lying to your dad."
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And Maeby realized
"And Maeby realized"
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where is my opponent, Lindsay Bluth?
"where is my opponent, Lindsay Bluth?"
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I will be very surprised, though I may not look it.
"I will be very surprised, though I may not look it."
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No further questions.
"No further questions."
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Hey, hey.
"Hey, hey."
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frightening the masses before the Fourth of July.
"frightening the masses before the Fourth of July."
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And being in the parade was his idea, like it was in 1982.
"And being in the parade was his idea, like it was in 1982."
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I don't want to hear it.
"I don't want to hear it."
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I'll still need to get her into the car.
"I'll still need to get her into the car."
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"It's incredibly important to me and my life... "
""It's incredibly important to me and my life... ""
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permanent member of the Bluth family."
"permanent member of the Bluth family.""
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That way, you're not lying to Lindsay...
"That way, you're not lying to Lindsay..."
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men held us up at gunpoint, and I got to dress up
"men held us up at gunpoint, and I got to dress up"
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It would be five minutes before he would realize
"It would be five minutes before he would realize"
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And, as Tobias awaited bringing Lindsay home,
"And, as Tobias awaited bringing Lindsay home,"
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You're Annette's granddaughter, aren't you?
"You're Annette's granddaughter, aren't you?"
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and the Funkes had just finished
"and the Funkes had just finished"
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Then shower's off. There's your wife.
"Then shower's off. There's your wife."
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I've been pretending to be Lindsay
"I've been pretending to be Lindsay"
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But Marky's buying it.
"But Marky's buying it."
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You should hear him: "Oh, Lindsay, you've let yourself go.
"You should hear him: "Oh, Lindsay, you've let yourself go."
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Yeah. Just like that.
"Yeah. Just like that."
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They're so critical.
"They're so critical."
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And... I fall apart at criticism.
"And... I fall apart at criticism."
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I could go to Newport.
"I could go to Newport."
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that would make sure they did notice.
"that would make sure they did notice."
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that would've been Lindsay's opponent.
"that would've been Lindsay's opponent."
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But we made one, and put her up top.
"But we made one, and put her up top."
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Although, she's not as hollow as your candidate.
"Although, she's not as hollow as your candidate."
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Uh, where is she?
"Uh, where is she?"
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in your father's old role.
"in your father's old role."
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Because they already made me pay for that.
"Because they already made me pay for that."
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They chopped your hand off?
"They chopped your hand off?"
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Listen, I don't mean to namedrop,
"Listen, I don't mean to namedrop,"
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You mean I'm in the parade?
"You mean I'm in the parade?"
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- as Lindsay. - I will leave you here
"- as Lindsay. - I will leave you here"
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and what could be more exciting
"and what could be more exciting"
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Let's get you into a chair.
"Let's get you into a chair."
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in a double-closet sexuality switch
"in a double-closet sexuality switch"
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two-hander float illusion,
"two-hander float illusion,"
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that were being left back, and then you had
"that were being left back, and then you had"
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And that's when Gob noticed a less discerning brother,
"And that's when Gob noticed a less discerning brother,"
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because, not to be rude,
"because, not to be rude,"
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And Tobias and a nervous DeBrie
"And Tobias and a nervous DeBrie"
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- Mm, thank you. - So where's Lindsay?
"- Mm, thank you. - So where's Lindsay?"
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she goes to jail for fraud.
"she goes to jail for fraud."
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I'm sure that's not the first time you've been told that.
"I'm sure that's not the first time you've been told that."
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- DeBRIE: Shy. - No. No, you can.
"- DeBRIE: Shy. - No. No, you can."
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- You can do this. - No.
"- You can do this. - No."
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Not too shy, not shy. No... happy, good.
"Not too shy, not shy. No... happy, good."
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I... no, no, no. Shy.
"I... no, no, no. Shy."
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And so, the parade finally began.
"And so, the parade finally began."
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Although, "finally" might not be the right word,
"Although, "finally" might not be the right word,"
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And Michael finally caught up
"And Michael finally caught up"
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Michael.
"Michael."
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Please tell me you're back, no one new has been arrested
"Please tell me you're back, no one new has been arrested"
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Buster's in prison.
"Buster's in prison."
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and I'm gonna call her on this photo.
"and I'm gonna call her on this photo."
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Thank you! Thank you!
"Thank you! Thank you!"
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I'm-I'm not sure that, uh...
"I'm-I'm not sure that, uh..."
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Ah, well, that's terrific.
"Ah, well, that's terrific."
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As it turned out...
"As it turned out..."
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And that's when Michael,
"And that's when Michael,"
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came up with a plan that just might make
"came up with a plan that just might make"
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I am Buster's brother. Yes.
"I am Buster's brother. Yes."
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Um, so, does the D.A.'s office make a regular practice
"Um, so, does the D.A.'s office make a regular practice"
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of holding people under suspicion of murdering victims
"of holding people under suspicion of murdering victims"
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Oh. And we couldn't find him, either,
"Oh. And we couldn't find him, either,"
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but he wanted to be in a parade.
"but he wanted to be in a parade."
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Right. Yes. And you find a crime scene.
"Right. Yes. And you find a crime scene."
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Gob, hurt and alone,
"Gob, hurt and alone,"
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Gob was just beginning to wonder.
"Gob was just beginning to wonder."
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You sinner.
"You sinner."
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He's Gob, the Christian magician.
"He's Gob, the Christian magician."
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And he's Tony Wonder, the hot gay one.
"And he's Tony Wonder, the hot gay one."
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I love you, Tony!
"I love you, Tony!"
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Except, in the world of...
"Except, in the world of..."
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- magic. - Magic.
"- magic. - Magic."
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And so, the two men began their double-closet sexuality switch
"And so, the two men began their double-closet sexuality switch"
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meant to depict both sides of a culture war
"meant to depict both sides of a culture war"
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Well, it looks like the straight magician
"Well, it looks like the straight magician"
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