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Clips from Arrested Development - Sword of Destiny (S02E02)

"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"that a contract his company was counting on was being cut back."
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"I need you to hire him."
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"But I need a break from Mrs. Featherbottom."
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"No. She's the only one who can hand wash my delicates."
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"It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a rÈsumÈ."
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"- Right. I remember, yeah. - As in "Go buy us a cup of-""
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"I have rabies, Michael. You know that. Today was day four of my shots."
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"a well-known music producer's guard dog."
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"we are on the top floor of a very expensive building."
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"- If we move just one floor lower- - Ted, everything's fine."
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"- I'm talking- - You get the hell out!"
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"Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt..."
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"And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go."
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"Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?"
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"- Sweet blade. - It's the Sword of Destiny. It's full of ancient magic."
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"Still, where'd the lighter fluid come from?"
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"- So, is it for sale? I could use it in my act. - Maybe."
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"Yeah, that's blood. It'll get better before the show."
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"- What do you think? - Really picked up steam there at the end, but I can't."
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"I've gotta teach George Michael how to drive. And then I gotta get right back here, because-"
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"And Michael rushed home to teach his son to drive."
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"Knock, knock. Hey, Maeby. George Michael, ready to drive?"
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"- And then, school's in. - I'd skip."
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"You can't get around anywhere without a driver's license."
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"No, a real authority."
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"His first effort at doing so had already failed."
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"When do you start being my mole at my company?"
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"Oh, my God, that's a horrible sign- Ow! Damn it!"
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"All right, stair car basics. In order to get this thing up to a minimum speed..."
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"My baby is sick, but Mother is here to nurse you."
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"- Well, now I'm a little sicker. - Well, don't you worry about work today."
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"Michael, this is what we talked about. I'm sure they'll do just fine without you."
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"Let him keep talking."
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"But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours."
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"Or it could be your colon."
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"I'd want to get in there and find some answers."
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"We need to respect him just like the employees at the Bluth Company need to respect me."
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"But once the show starts, and you ram that sword through my belly..."
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"He sold the DVD's of it on his Web site..."
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"The employees are gonna panic. They need to know that someone's in control."
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"6:00? Looks like you'll be my opener."
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"You like bread?"
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"- Wow, it's warm. - How did you do that?"
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"and I'll be filling in for Michael, who is not sick."
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"In fact, just today I saw a sliver of his buttocks..."
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"Meanwhile, Lindsay had also violated Michael's authority..."
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"Now, put your foot on the brake. There's a light in a half mile."
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"- And now our magic trick. - Illusion."
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"Silence, slave!"
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"Hey, so the accident angle. Right on."
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"- Oh, thank you, very much. - No, thank you."
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"He was doing really well. Had his first hop-on."
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"But I say we go in there Dr. Stein-style and cut it out."
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"- And you are peeing again. - And as the anesthesia took hold..."
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"Michael realized he was going to wake up to nothing but trouble."
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"The F.B.I. Has matched the design of the attic to one of Saddam Hussein's Iraqi houses."
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"- And it appears his son is with him. - This is my demand."
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"This DVD is the destiny the sword has chosen for me."
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"Did somebody say, "Wonder"?"
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"He just appeared out of nowhere, in front of that dumbwaiter."
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"Actually, he'd been hiding inside the dumbwaiter for over 20 minutes..."
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"Part of the trick. So, let's get down to business, shall we?"
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"- What? - No, whatever you say to me, you can say to him."
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"Uh, you grant me? Come on, you can't just make up- - That's fine."
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"So if you guys want to put an allusion in there somewhere..."
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"For what, Buster, huh? You're the magic."
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"Check out those moves you're doin', man. They're in their own orbit."
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"The real Sword of Destiny trick hasn't even been performed yet. Ta-da!"
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"Ow! Darryl, I told you to move that- chair 10 times!"
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"- Michael awoke from his second surgery. - Morning, sleepyhead."
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"See, we got the abscess, but I think we might have left some snippers in there."
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"It's not very likely, but one of the assistants having taken them is even less likely."
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"No, that's the worst thing possible."
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"- Right here, gentlemen. - Which is how Tobias missed him."
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"- You're goin' down, right? - Whoo!"
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"What are you doin'? I'm Gob Bluth."
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"Oh, my fingers!"
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"- Oh! - No!"
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"- I didn't know we had taquitos. - More! More!"
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"And Michael came to a decision."
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"drive a car with a more responsive gas pedal..."
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"- Michael gets a new roommate. - Your fingers have been perfectly reattached."
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"My middle finger and index finger are-"
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"Switched for the first time ever."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"It's Arrested Development."
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"You initially told us to design and build 22 homes. Now you're saying 18."
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"That doesn't give us enough capital to complete the job."
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"And we've already got the blueprints drawn up and everything."
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"Well, that part wasn't true. But they would've."
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"That was a very important phone call."
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"I don't have much time, Michael. Tobias is about to walk in here any minute asking for a job."
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"- Hi. I'm sor- - Look, it isn't my idea, it's his."
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"Since moving out, Tobias had been pretending to be a British housekeeper..."
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"as a way to be close to his family."
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"Can't you just tell him you know that he's Mrs. Featherbottom?"
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"Yeah, the real Tobias wouldn't do that."
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"- Wouldn't do what? - Be Michael's assistant."
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"Well, that's what I came down here to ask about."
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"I think you'll find me more than qualified."
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"Booyah!"
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"- Wow. Gobias Industries. - Gobias."
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"It looks like you might be a little too qualified."
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"Hang on. Why don't you let your new assistant take all this down?"
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"Wow, you are gung ho."
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"You're getting a new assistant? Is this because the order was cut back?"
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"No. But if you are concerned about keeping your job..."
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"focus on keeping unwanted visitors out of my office."
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"Starla had been bitten by..."
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"You know, a lot of our overhead is tied up in the fact..."
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"- I'm sorry. Ted, is it? - Yes."
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"Ted. Did Ted make an appointment?"
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"Well, then, Ted can get the hell out of this office!"
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"- And that's how you keep out unwanted visitors. - Thank you."
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"and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit."
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"- What? - The reason that you can't accept my help..."
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"is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea-"
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"Oh! Ooh! - See? He's right. You've got a control problem."
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