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Clips from Arrested Development - Charity Drive (S01E01)

"Michael Bluth was visiting his father in prison..."
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"anxious to get to the bottom of some mysterious bookkeeping."
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"It just doesn't make any sense, Dad."
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"Where did this money come from? Why did it end up in the international accounts file?"
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"George Sr. was also anxious, but less about the bookkeeping."
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"This game is never gonna happen. Half of these guys are still in their cuffs."
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"I hate to be a buzzkill, but I'm trying to get you out of here."
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"Well, I'm trying to get us out of last place, Michael. We're playing Rahway next week."
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"Word has it that they're getting Jose Canseco."
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"I'm starting to wonder why I even bother coming."
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"- Bluth! Right field! - That is ridiculous."
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"- You won't even talk to me! - I'm catcher, or I'm nothing!"
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"Michael returned to work..."
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"where his assistant, Kitty, greeted him with some startling news."
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"Your wife's on line one."
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"Michael's wife had been dead for two years. - My what?"
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"- Kitty realized her mistake. - I said, your wife is on line one."
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"But not immediately."
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"Oh! Oh, God."
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"I'm sorry. George's wife. Your mother."
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"I'm so used to being George's assistant."
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"Kitty had been George Sr. 's fiercely loyal assistant for years."
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"And Michael suspected that she had the information he needed."
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"Hey, Kitty, listen, you wouldn't know..."
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"if we had any documentation on these international accounts, would you?"
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"That's actually not any of your business."
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"My business. That's not any of my business."
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"Hey, Mom."
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"Are you aware we've been downgraded to being just pool members at the club now?"
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"Yeah, it's a real shame what's going on with this family."
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"You're stuck by the pool, and Dad's getting picked last for softball."
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"Nonetheless, you can free up a little company money to get back our golf privileges."
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"No, I can't. Mom, you don't even play golf."
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"No, but I use the clubhouse dining room... until I was turned away today."
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"It's embarrassing... Take it back!"
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"If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear!"
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"You should see the looks I'm getting."
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"If you can't free up the cash, have your father call the club president."
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"I've got news for you, Mom... I'm not visiting Dad in jail anymore."
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"No, I've had it."
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"I'm down there every single day trying to do what I can to get this company back on track..."
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"and he barely even acknowledges me."
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"That is disgusting!"
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"Talk to your father. I will not stand for this!"
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"Gob!"
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"Can I, uh... get you to stop doing that?"
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"I'm just setting up an office."
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"Gotta write a strongly worded letter to one Warden James Buck."
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"In order to restore his career as an escape artist..."
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"Gob had recently checked into prison as a publicity stunt."
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"- You really think you can break out of my prison? - You won't even know I was here."
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"But after a shiv to his side..."
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"Gob was rushed to a local hospital..."
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"- thus fulfilling, in Gob's mind, his contract with the public. -? Ta-dah?"
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"And yet the warden had refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape."
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"So I am going after this guy with everything I've got..."
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"art."
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"Now we are writing a letter."
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"Gob?"
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"I wish I would've known you were coming. I am a mess."
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"Don't know if a call from me would've changed that."
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"Do you like my outfit?"
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"Not as much as I like what's underneath it."
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"Gob!"
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"No, I need your chair. Get up. I've got a letter to write."
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"Whoo! You're all business."
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"just like your dad."
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"My God, she's repulsive."
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"Michael realized that Kitty's obvious attraction to Gob..."
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"could perhaps be of use to him."
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"How would you like a touch lamp?"
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"You're the one who needs therapy!"
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"Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared for their first session with a therapist."
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"Yes, Tobias, I want the marriage to work."
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"I just don't know if therapy is the answer."
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"Because you didn't respect my old career, and you certainly don't respect my new one!"
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"You don't have a new one!"
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"Things had been tense since Tobias left his psychiatry practice..."
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"to pursue an acting career."
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"- I have needs, you know. - And how I am not addressing your needs?"
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"- How can you even ask that? What is this? - Oh! Go right to that!"
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"Good. Go right there. Real mature. Really great."
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"Okay, kids, Mommy and Daddy are going out for ice cream."
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"- Can we come? - Sorry. It's not for kids."
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"- Now we have to follow them. - Yeah."
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"What?"
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"Okay, so, why are we doing this?"
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"'Cause it's obvious they're lying. Come on, drive!"
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"- Well, what if they see us? - How are they gonna see us?"
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"It says "Bluth Company" right on the side."
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"Plus, it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye."
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"The airport stairway vehicle..."
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"was the last vestige of the Bluths'former wealth."
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"Also, that House of Pies that went out ofbusiness."
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"You are scared. I knew it."
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"No, I'm not scared. It's just that... I have plans later."
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"l-I'm visiting Pop-Pop."
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"You visit Pop-Pop?"
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"In fact, he'd been terrified of the very notion of prison..."
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"since, as a young boy, he accidentally watched HBO's Oz..."
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"mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical."
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"- I'm an innocent man! - Eat it, bitch!"
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"- Lots of times. - What's it like?"
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"You know what you should do? You should go get your mom's date book."
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"Oh, yeah. She must have written down where they're going."
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"- I still wanna hear about prison, okay? - If you can handle it."
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"Michael arrived home in a good mood."
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"With Gob getting the information from Kitty..."
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"he would no longer have to visit prison and deal with his father."
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"Hey, buddy! Came home early."
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"Wanna do somethin'? Anything. Anything at all."
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"I wanna visit Pop-Pop in prison."
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"Back at the office, Gob was making progress with Michael's assistant."
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"Here's where we keep all of our... heavyweight paper."
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"Bet you can show me where a lot of things are."
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"What kind of things are you... looking for?"
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"What, uh... What are you hiding?"
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"Nothing you can't find."
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"Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. Take off your glasses."
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"Oh."
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