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Clips from Arrested Development - Afternoon Delight (S02E02)

"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"It's Arrested Development."
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"[Man Narrating] Michael was using the Bluth Company crane..."
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"to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand after it had been dumped in the bay..."
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"a holiday tradition among the local youth."
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"- Soon he returned home so that he and his son- - George Michael?"
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"Could share their holiday tradition of rebuilding it."
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"- Another one of Dad's suits? - Hey, I'm the president now."
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"I'm filling Dad's shoes... literally, except his shoes don't fit."
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"But I did finally get into Dad's pants..."
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"although I had to have the crotch taken in a little."
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"You know, Gob, maybe it's the suits, but I think you may be beginning..."
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"to alienate some of the employees down at work."
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"What? Oh, that's great."
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"The president has to worry about alienating the employees now."
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"[Narrator] In fact, Gob had started to alienate some ofhis colleagues."
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"The worst that could happen is I could spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on!"
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"- Hey! - The guy in the $4,000 suit..."
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"is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months."
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"Why don't I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?"
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"Come on! They like me just fine. You'll see that tonight..."
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"when they toast me at the Christmas party, just like they used to with Dad."
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"They used to roast Dad 'cause they thought that..."
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"he had a sense of humor about himself, but he didn't, and neither do you."
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"Hey, nobody laughed louder than me at any joke about Dad."
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"You're the one who's all Mr. I take myself too seriously all the time."
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"[Narrator] Michael did tend to take the Christmas party somewhat seriously."
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"Merry Christmas. You can go ahead and put that right in the charity barrel."
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"Thanks a lot. Sorry, pal. We just can't have them resent us."
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"I know some of the numbers haven't all added up, and there is some speculation..."
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"that George has been into the kitty-"
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"- [Laughter] - Into the kitty! That's awesome."
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"[Whispering] Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here."
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"This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun..."
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"with my son at a Christmas party."
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"- Thank God I don't have to go. - So glad to hear you say that."
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"I wanna meet someone there."
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"What? So I'm not invited to the Bluth Company Christmas party?"
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"Oh, honey, of course you can go if you want to."
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"- Thanks, Mom. - No. You're not going to that."
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"You see, if I show up with you, it'll just make me seem like I'm a mother."
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"- I've never thought of you that way. - That's sweet."
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"Well, I won't be going. I will be head to toe in blue makeup until 8:01..."
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"in case the Blue Man Group needs their understudy, so-"
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"No, no, you have to go. So when men find out..."
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"we're in an open relationship, they'll see you're no threat."
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"People hear the name Tobias, they think big, black guy."
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"Well, obviously I'm not a big guy."
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"I'm not a Carl Weathers, par exemple."
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"I forgot about Carl. Is he still single?"
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"Hey, George Michael, I need you to help me fix up the banana stand."
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"No, I can't. I was supposed to go to Ann's parents' Christmas party."
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"- We're makin' yams. - Tonight? Tonight is the office party."
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"Well, did you want me to go to that? You're always telling me not to have fun at those things."
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"Yes. We might even snatch a gift from the charity barrel."
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"Oh. Okay, well-well, I think Ann's parents are having their party on Bethlehem time..."
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"which is pretty early, so maybe I can make an appearance."
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"Make an appearance? Uh- Uh- No, no. It's okay."
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"- You be with Yam. It's fine. It's good. - It's Ann."
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"It's good. Have fun."
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"The boy's pulling away from you. Are we having yams?"
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"Yeah, I don't know what's goin' on with him. You know, he's on Bethlehem time."
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"He's spending every moment of the day with this girl."
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"- It's, like, I'm his father. He should be spending most- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart..."
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"I did not make a stink."
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"You complained all the time, and she was my only wife. And she died."
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"Well, see, things have a way of working themselves out."
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"- [Phone Ringing] - Nonetheless, it's family first at the holidays."
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"- Oh, God. It's Mom again. - Put it on speakerphone."
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"I wanna hear her beautiful voice."
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"[Screams] Michael! There's a hole in the window! There's been a break-in!"
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"- Get over here! - I'm leaving now."
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"Sounds tense."
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"That means she's not gettin' any from my brother, Oscar. Lovely. That's nice."
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"I heard about the banana stand, and now there's been a break-in."
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"But I have a surprise for whoever it is if he comes back."
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"First I blow him; then I poke him."
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"Guy has no idea what he's in for."
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"You know, Mom, all the glass seems to be on the outside. Plus, here's your little statue..."
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"so I guess what this says to me is, I doubt anyone was trying to break in, Mom."
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"If anything, someone was trying to break out. Where is Oscar?"
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"Well, he's on his walkabout or pilgrimage."
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"[Narrator] Every year, Oscar attempts the 420-mile walk..."
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"from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California."
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"In the 12 years he's attempted this..."
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"he's never made it past U.C. Irvine."
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"He calls it a quest to recharge his chi. I call it an excuse for him..."
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"to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds."
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"You sound mad, Mom, mad enough to throw one of these little lady heads at him."
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - Well, maybe you're a little bit lonely..."
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"and you're acting out for attention."
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"That's ridiculous. I want you to move in with me."
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"What? No. No. No. No, no, no, no."
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"Didn't you adopt a child for this very reason? So that you would never be alone?"
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"Michael, a mother doesn't have a child to give herself company."
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"- Annyong was to teach Buster a lesson. - And where is that little lesson?"
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"I sent him to the Milford Academy to teach him a lesson. I can't remember about what."
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"And Buster left this morning to finish his army training."
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"[Narrator] In fact, Lucille had refused to drive him to the army base..."
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"so Buster was taking his very first bus ride."
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"- I can't change a hundred. - Oh."
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"Oh, God. Oh."
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"[Narrator] And that's when Buster saw something interesting."
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"That could be good for army. [Laughs]"
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"[Imitates Whirring Crane]"
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"[Narrator] Whilejust 20 yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand."
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"[Michael] What are you doin' here?"
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"My mom signed me out of school early, so she wouldn't have to pick me up later..."
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"so she wouldn't be late for the Christmas party."
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"- That's about the worst thing I've ever heard. - I had to drive..."
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"- because she had a little bit of a buzz on. - No. That's it."
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"- You doing this alone? - Yeah. Well, thanks."
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"I guess George Michael's gettin' a little too old to hang out with his dad."
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"- Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. - You know what?"
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"- Maybe we should go to this party together. - Really?"
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"Yeah. You're my little niece. I think we should be spending more time together."
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"- And if it makes my mom jealous- - And George Michael can run back to his precious Ann."
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