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Clips from Arrested Development - For British Eyes Only (S03E03)

"- before it was to be relocated. - I'm just in the middle of a stupid girl problem."
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"I don't even have a girl, much less a stupid one."
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"Especially the part about the cops."
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"and Michael awoke to find his camping trip going south."
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"out of each other's sight."
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"- You gotta send me back to prison. - More touching."
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"- Where is everybody? - How should I know, Michael?"
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"- Where's your hand, anyway? - Why even bother getting dressed up?"
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"- I have no one. - Buster, come on now."
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"- Can't you keep my hand to yourself? - Uh, "used it for something"?"
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"- My breakfast? - My friskiness."
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"- No, no. Turns out they're into that. - Oh."
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"There's a puff of smoke, then I'm gone."
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"- Who should appear? - A guy that kind of looks like you?"
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"Even if it was, how'd the look-alike get up there?"
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"For your information, Dad asked me to do this..."
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"I want it out of my living room. Put it in Buster's room."
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"That's where she keeps things she has no need for."
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"- He's the one who can't see me. - Because you were hiding in the trick?"
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"I mean, what are we, Amish?"
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"I knew you wouldn't have the guts to go through with the divorce."
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"You're one to talk. You haven't had a serious relationship since your wife."
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"And... you guys weren't even speaking toward the end."
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"- Lot of that was the coma. - Yeah. I've heard your side of it."
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"You haven't had the guts to meet someone else."
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"I was wrong. There you just had to shut your eyes and take it."
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"Here you have to shut your eyes and give it. Now listen."
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"We have to have someone big behind us. Our own private Matlock."
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"So I made some calls, and I got him."
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"- What, you never saw Matlock? - Not a real attorney, Dad."
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"- Ready for the bombshell? - Andy Griffith wasn't the bombshell?"
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"I'm a patsy. I was set up... by the Brits."
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"- Don't call it that. - Contacted me..."
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"I did not know they meant Iraq."
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"I thought that was the guy who played the Soup Nazi."
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"- Come on. - I told him how much I liked his work."
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"to get inside this family and just bring us down."
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"but they will rip out your heart and..."
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"I know that's not your strongest suit."
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"Michael and women?"
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"Look, I haven't found the right girl."
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"Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?"
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"You're either going to jail, of if the judge shows absolutely no mercy at all..."
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"There's no satellite radio, but there's a banjo in the closet."
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"Michael was investigating his father's case..."
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"I need to check the records..."
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"for any British-owned building businesses..."
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"that would have applied for license about 10 years ago."
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"Don't I look kind of British?"
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"And that's when Michael saw the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."
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"- I will pay you. - You'll pay me?"
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"Then I shall let you live."
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"This is my worst hello. Let me try again."
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"Everything here is on Greenwich mean time."
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"What a curious street."
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"Oh, no. Not in the morning, no. I'll be back at Slowbrooke."
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"I didn't mean to impugn your ability or, uh..."
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"our paths shan't cross again."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, it's the flight of the Mary Poppins."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. It's wrong to laugh."
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"No, no, it was good. I liked it. I was just gonna ask you..."
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"named Rita, and you're the chicken, not me."
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"And if you've got half a !@%$# brain..."
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"Wow."
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"- I couldn't get the rights to "Free Bird." - Oh."
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"I'm thinking about calling it "Free..." I don't know. "Chicken.""
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"one of those British guys came after me and told me to back off."
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"I'm tried of being told."
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"It's not like envy..."
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"- Or even hungry. - Could it be love?"
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"I'm the patsy."
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"Michael?"
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"I was told it was a bob."
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"- getting hustled by you. - What are you talking about?"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Somebody threatened you?"
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"- Guilty. We gotta plead guilty. - What?"
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"Michael, I didn't hire anyone, I... I swear."
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"If someone came after you, they're for real."
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"- Come on. You serious? - I told you. These are bad guys."
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"- That could be Buster. - Could be Gob."
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"- You're not guilty. - We have to plead guilty."
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"- We gotta get Andy Griffith. - In the suit."
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"Sorry. I just wanted to let you know..."
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"- but Michael didn't know that. - I was just wondering..."
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"And back at the penthouse, Gob had been called to see his father."
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"New plan, right?"
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"Okay, I just gotta say I'm really blown away by this."
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"- I do. - God, I feel like my heart is straining through my shirt."
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"So, you make me disappear, you put Tobias in the cage..."
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"pennies from heaven!"
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"It was a... bird day..."
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"Gob, I know you're looking for a twin for your illusion..."
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"and there's somebody I'd like to put in a plug for."
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"Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading-man parts in my mouth."
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"Oh, but that would mean I'd have to sh..."
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"on those new head shots."
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"Well, the guy threatened our family. We have to plead guilty."
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"No, I'm talking about that girl you said you have a date with."
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"All right, so I lied. It wasn't a date."
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"Is this the work of the Itsy Bitsy IRA?"
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"I don't want to talk about this."
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"We're gonna plead guilty. Nice and simple."
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"Oh, God. Don't look now..."
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"- A big turnout. - A lot of people are probably here for the free chicken."
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"Gather round, humans..."
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"of an innocent man who yearns to be..."
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"I just came to see the magic show."
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"I've decided I will be performing the feat..."
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"I am a leading man."
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"And Gob himself was running through the storm drains..."
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"I got him."
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"- Who let a flashbulb camera in? - What are you doing?"
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"Well, they're not gonna get any closer to us."
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"Previously on Arrested Development."
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"No, the problem is stupid. The girl isn't stupid."
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"But if they ever had a child, it would be..."
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"Tomorrow morning, before we tell the cops that that's not Pop-Pop in prison..."
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"we're gonna go down to the lake, we're gonna discuss..."
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"But Pop-Pop had other plans..."
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"Well, you better get up now if you want to see the lake."
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