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Clips from Arrested Development - Taste Makers (S05E05)

Short Films 2003 Season 5, Episode 10 6 min ★ 7.1/10 (322 ratings) 582 clips
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Pilot 1 1
Top Banana 1 2
Bringing Up Buster 1 3
Key Decisions 1 4
Charity Drive 1 5
Visiting Ours 1 6
In God We Trust 1 7
My Mother the Car 1 8
Pier Pressure 1 10
Public Relations 1 11
Marta Complex 1 12
Shock and Aww 1 14
Staff Infection 1 15
Altar Egos 1 16
Justice Is Blind 1 17
Missing Kitty 1 18
Best Man for the Gob 1 19
Whistler's Mother 1 20
Not Without My Daughter 1 21
Let 'Em Eat Cake 1 22
The One Where Michael Leaves 2 1
The One Where They Build a House 2 2
Amigos 2 3
Good Grief! 2 4
Sad Sack 2 5
Afternoon Delight 2 6
Switch Hitter 2 7
Queen for a Day 2 8
Burning Love 2 9
Hand to God 2 12
Motherboy XXX 2 13
The Immaculate Election 2 14
Sword of Destiny 2 15
Meat the Veals 2 16
Spring Breakout 2 17
Righteous Brothers 2 18
The Cabin Show 3 1
For British Eyes Only 3 2
Forget Me Now 3 3
Notapusy 3 4
Title Season Episode
Mr. F 3 5
The Ocean Walker 3 6
Prison Break-In 3 7
Making a Stand 3 8
S.O.B.s 3 9
Fakin' It 3 10
Family Ties 3 11
Exit Strategy 3 12
Development Arrested 3 13
Flight of the Phoenix 4 1
Borderline Personalities 4 2
Indian Takers 4 3
The B. Team 4 4
A New Start 4 5
Double Crossers 4 6
Colony Collapse 4 7
Red Hairing 4 8
Smashed 4 9
Queen B. 4 10
A New Attitude 4 11
Señoritis 4 12
It Gets Better 4 13
Off the Hook 4 14
Blockheads 4 15
Family Leave 5 1
Self-Deportation 5 2
Everyone Gets Atrophy 5 3
An Old Start 5 4
Sinking Feelings 5 5
Emotional Baggage 5 6
Rom-Traum 5 7
Premature Independence 5 8
Unexpected Company 5 9
Taste Makers 5 10
Chain Migration 5 11
Check Mates 5 12
The Untethered Sole 5 13
Saving for Arraignment Day 5 14
Courting Disasters 5 15
The Fallout 5 16
[Ron] Having taken Stan hostage,
"[Ron] Having taken Stan hostage,"
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Oscar and Buster believed they were on a flight from justice.
"Oscar and Buster believed they were on a flight from justice."
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but I don't like the looks of him-- outside...
"but I don't like the looks of him-- outside..."
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-Yeah, don't be a hero. -Outside...
"-Yeah, don't be a hero. -Outside..."
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-[all] Ah. -[Oscar] Leading with the inside.
"-[all] Ah. -[Oscar] Leading with the inside."
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-Call the police. -[both] Inside, outside, inside, outside--
"-Call the police. -[both] Inside, outside, inside, outside--"
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[Ron] Now the story of a wealthy family
"[Ron] Now the story of a wealthy family"
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[Ron] And when he found his deception falling apart,
"[Ron] And when he found his deception falling apart,"
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George Michael was in for a pleasant surprise.
"George Michael was in for a pleasant surprise."
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to telling Rebel the whole truth: that you fired everyone
"to telling Rebel the whole truth: that you fired everyone"
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months ago, and the thing is a fraud.
"months ago, and the thing is a fraud."
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Then we open the doors, and the place is abuzz.
"Then we open the doors, and the place is abuzz."
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They never left.
"They never left."
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Oh, sorry. The minute I put the teeth in, I become...
"Oh, sorry. The minute I put the teeth in, I become..."
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We both have alter egos,
"We both have alter egos,"
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I'll be in debt for life.
"I'll be in debt for life."
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♪ How did you ever find me? ♪
"♪ How did you ever find me? ♪"
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[women] ♪ Minor regression ♪
"[women] ♪ Minor regression ♪"
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came across this file here called "Gated Community."
"came across this file here called "Gated Community.""
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Tobias had just experienced his own snack problems.
"Tobias had just experienced his own snack problems."
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Yeah, one got up and walked right into my mouth.
"Yeah, one got up and walked right into my mouth."
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Oh, I can go downstairs, maybe go to a store.
"Oh, I can go downstairs, maybe go to a store."
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[laughs] Nice try, bitch.
"[laughs] Nice try, bitch."
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-[Maeby] See you next time, Bev. -I thought you said you lived here alone.
"-[Maeby] See you next time, Bev. -I thought you said you lived here alone."
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It's my old lady. Leave her out of it, please?
"It's my old lady. Leave her out of it, please?"
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She's a very sweet person.
"She's a very sweet person."
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[Maeby] I always get the wrong key.
"[Maeby] I always get the wrong key."
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And this is why I told you to buy the safety hair.
"And this is why I told you to buy the safety hair."
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...back at the model home, Michael was bonding with his son.
"...back at the model home, Michael was bonding with his son."
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You know? You're dating the girl of my dreams.
"You know? You're dating the girl of my dreams."
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and they're up to something. I don't know what it is,
"and they're up to something. I don't know what it is,"
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Hey, so, non sequitur, what do you know about bankruptcy?
"Hey, so, non sequitur, what do you know about bankruptcy?"
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Hmm? Oh, yeah. Well, anyway,
"Hmm? Oh, yeah. Well, anyway,"
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I don't know, I mean, you know, this was your office.
"I don't know, I mean, you know, this was your office."
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Where decisions were made that you...
"Where decisions were made that you..."
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Have lunch together. Work out in the late afternoon.
"Have lunch together. Work out in the late afternoon."
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and off to bed. You know, I am just realizing
"and off to bed. You know, I am just realizing"
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that I'm still picturing you as a ten-year-old.
"that I'm still picturing you as a ten-year-old."
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I will say the other place had more of a tech start-up vibe.
"I will say the other place had more of a tech start-up vibe."
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I don't understand the problem. I thought Rebel said
"I don't understand the problem. I thought Rebel said"
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But Stan does.
"But Stan does."
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Well, so, I've looked into selling the company
"Well, so, I've looked into selling the company"
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if the president stays on, so before we find a clueless buyer,
"if the president stays on, so before we find a clueless buyer,"
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[Gob] I know what you're thinking!
"[Gob] I know what you're thinking!"
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After your father unceremoniously let me quit.
"After your father unceremoniously let me quit."
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as a "feel free to use the third floor" joke.
"as a "feel free to use the third floor" joke."
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-on the elliptical. -I'm on it. I got it.
"-on the elliptical. -I'm on it. I got it."
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No, you can't take another shower.
"No, you can't take another shower."
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You know, I don't want to jinx it,
"You know, I don't want to jinx it,"
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Well, yes, but I also meant, 88 more days, and squatter's rights kick in.
"Well, yes, but I also meant, 88 more days, and squatter's rights kick in."
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-All right, sorry. -Switch it back. Oh!
"-All right, sorry. -Switch it back. Oh!"
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-[Tobias yelling] -[DeBrie] Oh, God! Oh, God!
"-[Tobias yelling] -[DeBrie] Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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You can use your phone for that.
"You can use your phone for that."
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Yeah, and I could use a pigeon.
"Yeah, and I could use a pigeon."
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You're looking for a president job?
"You're looking for a president job?"
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What? At Wednesday at nap?
"What? At Wednesday at nap?"
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[George Michael] Hey, Gob, we want to beat
"[George Michael] Hey, Gob, we want to beat"
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Mailer Daemon to the punch.
"Mailer Daemon to the punch."
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Come to Fakeblock. Be our president.
"Come to Fakeblock. Be our president."
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-Yeah. -I'm in.
"-Yeah. -I'm in."
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-Great! -Well, looks like
"-Great! -Well, looks like"
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This is not gonna be an easy conversation.
"This is not gonna be an easy conversation."
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who made this all possible.
"who made this all possible."
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Who took this ragtag, talented troupe of a family
"Who took this ragtag, talented troupe of a family"
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Jeff in their mouth, and gave us the dignity
"Jeff in their mouth, and gave us the dignity"
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Long may--
"Long may--"
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And the heat made me like, "What's happening? Who are you?"
"And the heat made me like, "What's happening? Who are you?""
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-We'll figure something out, Murphybrown. -Okay, I hate to be
"-We'll figure something out, Murphybrown. -Okay, I hate to be"
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and kicking people out makes it...
"and kicking people out makes it..."
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[Gob] Hmm.
"[Gob] Hmm."
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Powerful Gay Tastemakers?
"Powerful Gay Tastemakers?"
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-What? -That's the Gay Mafia.
"-What? -That's the Gay Mafia."
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I guess sometimes things do work out, after all.
"I guess sometimes things do work out, after all."
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to see the file, so I guess this is what you'd call a...
"to see the file, so I guess this is what you'd call a..."
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What is this?
"What is this?"
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Tastemakers?
"Tastemakers?"
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Listen to this.
"Listen to this."
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Yeah, I think I'm in the wrong place.
"Yeah, I think I'm in the wrong place."
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No, yeah, you know what? I-- I'm fine.
"No, yeah, you know what? I-- I'm fine."
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They're straight, right?
"They're straight, right?"
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This left Gob publicly out of the closet...
"This left Gob publicly out of the closet..."
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and a sexual identity
"and a sexual identity"
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[man] Well, that son of a buck gonna have to stay gay.
"[man] Well, that son of a buck gonna have to stay gay."
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...so he could find a plausible way...
"...so he could find a plausible way..."
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-I mean, out. -[man] That sends a message
"-I mean, out. -[man] That sends a message"
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Oh, right, then there'd be less gays that would suck the gays out.
"Oh, right, then there'd be less gays that would suck the gays out."
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[Gob] You know, I hope you don't think...
"[Gob] You know, I hope you don't think..."
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my brother probably didn't have anything to do
"my brother probably didn't have anything to do"
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so it's probably better for our relationship
"so it's probably better for our relationship"
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Now that you know about our organization,
"Now that you know about our organization,"
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We got as much of the cement off as we could.
"We got as much of the cement off as we could."
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You mention this to anyone,
"You mention this to anyone,"
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-[tapping] -You're gonna... tap-dance on my grave?
"-[tapping] -You're gonna... tap-dance on my grave?"
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I don't have all day.
"I don't have all day."
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Stupid day to take an Uber.
"Stupid day to take an Uber."
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Tobias's family settles in at a tent city.
"Tobias's family settles in at a tent city."
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Although we should stay together
"Although we should stay together"
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-just to be safe. -[DeBrie] That's right.
"-just to be safe. -[DeBrie] That's right."
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[whispering] So I say we just hunker down, okay?
"[whispering] So I say we just hunker down, okay?"
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[birds chirping]
"[birds chirping]"
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inside, outside, inside, outside...
"inside, outside, inside, outside..."
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-Who is this guy? -I don't know-- inside--
"-Who is this guy? -I don't know-- inside--"
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He's a friend, just saying hi. What do I do?
"He's a friend, just saying hi. What do I do?"
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Okay, no funny business. Inside...
"Okay, no funny business. Inside..."
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-[Stan] Do I say hi? What do I do? -All right, acting natural and stopping
"-[Stan] Do I say hi? What do I do? -All right, acting natural and stopping"
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[all] Hello.
"[all] Hello."
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Ah. Hurt your hand?
"Ah. Hurt your hand?"
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Tell him to [bleep] off.
"Tell him to [bleep] off."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, to F off, twinkle toes. Tell him to F off.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, to F off, twinkle toes. Tell him to F off."
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Let me handle this. Call the police. Ow!
"Let me handle this. Call the police. Ow!"
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My son is coming in from Ojai next Tuesday.
"My son is coming in from Ojai next Tuesday."
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-Three, two, one. -[Buster and Oscar] Goodbye.
"-Three, two, one. -[Buster and Oscar] Goodbye."
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who lost everything, and the one son
"who lost everything, and the one son"
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who had no choice but to keep them all together.
"who had no choice but to keep them all together."
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It's Arrested Development.
"It's Arrested Development."
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[Rebel] Fakeblock is gonna change the world.
"[Rebel] Fakeblock is gonna change the world."
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[Ron] After George Michael's girlfriend expressed interest
"[Ron] After George Michael's girlfriend expressed interest"
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in seeing his business...
"in seeing his business..."
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Which reminds me, I'm dying to see it.
"Which reminds me, I'm dying to see it."
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-...he was desperate for a way out. - [Maeby] Why don't you just tell Rebel
"-...he was desperate for a way out. - [Maeby] Why don't you just tell Rebel"
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