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Clips from Arrested Development - Good Grief! (S02E02)

"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"It's Arrested Development."
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"[Man Narrating] Michael was adjusting to his new position as vice president..."
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"which meant doing the work of the president, his brother Gob."
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"- Michael. - Hey."
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"So, did you see the new Poof?"
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"His name's Gary, and we don't need any more lawsuits."
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"No, I was talking about the magazine- Wait. Gary's gay?"
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"- Yeah. - Uh-oh. He's gonna think I was coming on to him."
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"You've got a nice mouth."
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"I'd kill for that ass."
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"Okay, the chair's not doing it now..."
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"but lately it's been giving out as soon as I lean back."
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"Anyway, I was talking about Poof magazine, the magazine for magicians."
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"This guy Tony Wonder bakes himself into a loaf of bread and pops out of a giant sandwich..."
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"to feed the troops."
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"I had that idea 10 months ago."
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"- You had that idea? - Well, basically."
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"I was gonna boil myself alive into a chowder and then be ladled into a giant cauldron..."
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"- to entertain and feed the firemen. - That's pretty close."
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"I should be in this Poof!"
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"[Phone Rings]"
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"- Michael Bluth. - He found him. Ice found your father."
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"[Narrator] Michael recently had hired a bounty hunter..."
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"to track down his fugitive father."
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"- Wh-Where? - He's coming over here at 5:00 to tell us."
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"But he wants to get paid first."
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"Dad goes back to jail, I can be cleared, I can be president again."
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"And I'm halfway to getting out of this office and into a steaming bowl of soup."
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"- Everybody wins. - Yeah."
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"Oscar, close it. You look like the window of a butcher shop."
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"- Thank God I can finally get rid of him. - I'll see you at 5:00, Mom."
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"[Narrator] Michael then headed down to the frozen banana stand..."
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"where his son was supposed to be working."
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"It just seems like every time we wanna be together, your father comes along-"
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"Hey, guys. What's going on? Why's the banana stand closed?"
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"Oh, Ann came to see me, so I thought I'd take a little break."
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"- Can we talk about this later? - Sure. No problem."
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"Just, let's keep the phone on. Okay, pal? Great."
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"- Hey, you. - [Beep]"
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"See? That's a perfect example of how your father's always interrup-"
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"[Vibrating]"
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"- I'm sorry. - [Beep]"
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"- Hello. - Hey, buddy. They found your grandfather."
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"- That's what I wanted to tell you. - That's great."
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"- I didn't wanna say that when you were talking to Egg. - I'm still talking with Ann."
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"Oh, she's still goin'? Listen, I'll talk to you later. I'm very excited."
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"- [Mutters] That's good. - [Beep]"
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"I think we should break up."
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"[Coughing Sob]"
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"[Narrator] The bounty hunter, meanwhile..."
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"was eager to impress the family attorney."
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"I cannot believe that you made these."
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"Indeed, Ice had always bounty-hunted to support his first love-"
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"party-planning."
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"And Lindsay was still hoping to score a date with him."
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"I don't suppose you'd be interested in catering an affair with me."
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"Well, when you get a full guest list, let me know."
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"Why can't I do this anymore?"
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"That's got to bother you, huh, Dad?"
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"- I mean, she's flirting right in front of you. - Hmm? Oh! No."
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"I am surprised, though, that she's going after somebody so similar to my own type."
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"But I suppose we all do expose our inner desires, don't we?"
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"I think you just did."
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"No, I didn't."
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"Is there any way I can divorce them?"
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"Oh, sure. It's called emancipation."
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"But you've got to prove that you're living in an unstable environment."
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"Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven't succeeded yet."
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"If they do, I could have you out of this house, on the street, in a month."
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"- Sweet! - Mm-hmm."
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"[Narrator] Soon, Michael arrived, and Ice began his presentation."
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"When word got out that he was building houses for Saddam Hussein..."
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"he escaped to Mexico where, as you know, he was arrested and interred in a local prison."
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"Until he was killed by this guard."
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"Body was held for six days within the prison walls when-"
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"- I'm sorry- he killed a guard? - No, the guard killed him."
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"He's dead. Buried in Mexico."
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"- [Screams] - Uh, h-hold on. How do we know this is true?"
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"Because I have here his dental records, his death certificate..."
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"and a political cartoon from a leading Mexican publication."
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"Okay, again, I'm a caterer..."
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"so if you do have any family events- weddings, wakes-"
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"I'll leave my card."
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"Is it true?"
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"Is he really gone?"
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"- Ow. - Just checking."
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"These are his teeth. He had such perfect teeth."
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"- It was that Glisten. - He swore by that Glisten."
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"I can still hear him now: Who left the cap off my- [Bleeps] Glisten?"
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"[Lucille] It's all hitting me now."
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"This is really happening."
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"All this awful funeral stuff!"
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"The will. We have to get the will."
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"I don't know if enough time has passed. I don't know what I'm saying."
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"Is it in your car, Barry? I'm gonna throw up!"
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"Check the car, Barry. I don't know what I'm saying!"
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"The will is not here."
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"The will is at my office, next to the hot plate with the frayed wires."
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"I didn't, uh- It wasn't-"
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"[Narrator] In fact, Barry had lost George Sr. 's will."
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"How did I get here? Oh, my God, Lucille. He is gone!"
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"We have to have a wake."
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"[Narrator] Maeby was upset, but saw a chance to fix up her mother."
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"Maybe we could get Ice to cater it or something- I don't know what I'm saying!"
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"- We don't even have a body. - I will be my father's body."
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"I'll be the one buried."
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"Because he loved magic so very much."
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"- I don't think Gob knows what he's saying. - I know exactly what I'm saying."
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"I will be buried in my father's place..."
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"and then, one week later, I will emerge from the grave..."
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"in one of the greatest illusions ever!"
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"- This about getting into Poof? - I mean, how does that not get me a cover?"
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"- [Keys Jingling] - Buster!"
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"- We can't tell him about this! - I think the boy's been lied to enough."
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"You weren't here for the parakeet, Oscar."
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"[Narrator] As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet..."
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"who, after landing on their housekeeper Rose's wig, flew away..."
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