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Clips from Arrested Development - Let 'Em Eat Cake (S01E01)

"Low-carb diets are sweeping the nation..."
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"but some local businesses are being left in the dust."
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"- And the latest on Iraq... - Hey, George Michael."
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"They're gonna show that interview you did. We're gonna watch it on Thursday, okay?"
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"- I'll make some popcorn. - Popcorn? Really? Cool."
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"- Yeah, the hell with Atkins, huh? - Oh. Yeah."
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"Oh, why blow it now? I'll fry up some bacon."
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"Uh, Dad..."
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"Buddy, you gotta take it easy, okay?"
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"I'm showing this as a model again."
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"I don't want people to think we've got shoddy workmanship."
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"That might not have been your fault."
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"I know. Nothing works in this house."
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"- Tell me about it. - Is that a shot at me?"
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"- Probably. - Because for your information, I got a job."
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"- Really? What kind of job? - Beads."
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"- Bees? - Beads. - Beads?"
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"- Gob's not on board. - Beads are very big right now."
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"Uh, anklets, necklaces, you name it."
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"- Bracelets? - But I'll need some start-up money."
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"I'm in. But we're gonna need a lot."
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"Beads aren't cheap. Are beads cheap?"
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"Gob, shouldn't you be in bed?"
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"Well, we got a meeting with Dad's attorney today."
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"He's gonna want me to take a lie-detector test..."
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"to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but, uh, I don't want to."
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"What if they ask about a magic trick? I just... I can't risk it."
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"They're not gonna ask you anything. They want me to take the polygraph test."
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"But... I'm the oldest."
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"- The matriarch, if you will. - Sure. I will."
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"Listen, I have to do this to help out Dad, and you don't know anything about our business."
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"Gob, I'm not looking for a partner. And, believe me, if I was, it would not be you."
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"Oh. Good."
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"Well, I'll start my own business. How hard can it be?"
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"Z-z-z-z-z!"
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"Bz-z-z-z-z-z!"
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"We'll see who brings in more honey."
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"- He's thinking about bees again. - Oh."
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"I'm not just gonna cut you a check so you can throw it away on another failed business."
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"Hey, Mommy, What Will I Look Like? should have worked."
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"Lindsay had once started a photo-enhancing service..."
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"which gave new parents a glimpse at what their infants would look like..."
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"in half a century."
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"Hey, you put an ugly kid in, you can't be surprised when an ugly adult comes out."
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"Look, I need to become self-reliant. It's not gonna last with Tobias."
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"He's completely oblivious. He's got no idea how I'm feeling or thinking."
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"- So there's no sex? - I mean, how do you not have sex with me?"
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"It is a struggle. I'll tell you what."
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"I'll help you out, but you gotta work."
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"Great. Before you know it, I'll be in the red."
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"And you can take that to the bank."
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"I'm sure they'll contact me first."
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"And that's when Michael got a call that made him wish..."
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"he hadn't promised his sister the money."
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"Hello."
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"Kitty?"
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"And later, the family waited for Michael at the prison meeting room."
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"- How do you make money from it? - I don't know. Honey?"
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"- Or just as gifts. - Who'd want a bee as a gift?"
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"While Buster and Annyong waitedjust outside."
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"- Come on. Just let me have one bite. - No."
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"Mother said no carbohydrate for you if you ever gonna..."
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"get girlfriend that's not old lady."
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"- At least I can get a girlfriend. - I can get a girlfriend before you."
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"- Oh, we'll see about that. - Why aren't you in there?"
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"Oh, I was just keeping Annyong company."
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"Give me that bagel, you little... Give it to me!"
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"Whoa! Our star witness! Come here."
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"Good to see you. You know what? Don't get too close to me."
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"'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me."
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"- Thanks for the heads-up. - That's okay. We've got your polygraph set for tomorrow."
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"- About that... - I'll tell them, Michael."
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"I won't do it. I'm afraid of what I might know."
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"You? No one wants you. Does anyone want him?"
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"- Who would want him? - They don't want you."
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"- Good. - I might not be the best witness either."
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"- I got a phone call from Kitty this morning. - His secretary?"
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"- My secretary. - She says that she's got some evidence..."
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"and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands."
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"Oh, that is just great."
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"And now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again."
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"I mean, this family runs into problems, it's..."
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"Oh, let's have Gob our way out of it."
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"- What is the matter with you? - It's me that she wants to meet with, Gob."
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"Oh. Good."
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"Now, what does she have, Dad? I need to know."
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"No, you can't know. We got to keep you nice and clean, Michael."
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"- Especially if you're going to take that lie detector test. - He is absolutely right."
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"Find out what Kitty wants andjust give it to her..."
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"but don't find out what she knows."
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"Michael, you can save this business."
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"You are the only one who can do it."
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"Yeah, besides me, right? But I kind of got my hands full with these babies."
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"- He's got bees! - No bees!"
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"Get it!"
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"They don't allow you to have bees in here."
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"And business was slow at the banana stand..."
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"- when George Michael made a new friend. - Hi."
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"- Hi. - Are bananas high in carbohydrates?"
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"Oh, you're on Atkins too?"
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"Uh, yeah. Actually, that's, um... that's why I'm gonna be on... on TV."
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"- You are? - I was interviewed for Hindsight, with John Beard."
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"I, uh, I gave them a joke, but I don't know if they're gonna use it."
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"You know, thanks to this diet craze, the last time we had a customer..."
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"the banana stand was still green."
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"Lose it. No, lose the whole kid. We'll just go with the Iraq piece."
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"- That's so cool. - I guess."
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"You wanna watch over at my house?"
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"Yeah, l-I guess."
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"And Michael headed off to meet Kitty."
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"Their last meeting had ended poorly."
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"Say good-bye to your company, Michael."
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"- And say good-bye to these. - No, no, no, no."
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"So Michael was understandably anxious about their reunion."
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"Guess I do get to see them again, huh?"
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"Can we please have one conversation that's not about my rack, Michael?"
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"- Yeah. - Maybe a better question would be..."
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"what evidence do I have against you, because..."
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"No, no, no. I don't... I don't wanna know."
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"I just want to know what you want."
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