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Clips from Arrested Development - The Ocean Walker (S03E03)

"because, secondly, we're really crazy about each other."
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"- Are houses hard to make? - Actually, the hardest part is finding the land."
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"- For Rita had only mentally progressed... - on the ocean."
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"- We just haven't had the right opportunity yet. - Lindsay said Rita slept over."
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"Yes, but I gave her the bedroom because I didn't want her to feel pressured."
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"- Let's all remind ourselves we don't have any money. - She's already gotten our money!"
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"Let's not forget she's the one that gave us the idea for that ocean-top town called Bluthton."
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"- Oop. - Hey. Hey, hey!"
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"Oh, uh, doctor. It's a British expression."
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"- Mom and Dad do not like Rita. - Are they crazy? She's amazing."
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"in her secret life as a film executive."
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"You want me to do a magic show at the wedding. I'm on it."
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"Which reminds me that Rita shouldn't wear any hair spray at this thing."
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"- I just want you to be my witness. - You want me to..."
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"be your best man?"
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"It's just a signature I need on the license."
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"- Plus it doesn't tickle your neck."
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"Lindsay, when did you first realize that you and Tobias..."
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"Oh, my God. Do you think we have no chance at a physical relationship?"
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"- She's gonna know what that means. - That is not a bad idea."
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"That'll be my line if that happens."
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"Actually, her record was 20 seconds."
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"Now I just need to find a trick that puts you out of oxygen for 20 minutes."
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"I did say no tricks, Gob, and I mean it."
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"or fly through the air or catch on fire."
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"I see what you mean... a real sleepover."
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"And so George Michael drove Rita to Wee Britain."
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"That's when he first grew concerned."
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"And Rita packed for her sleepover."
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"I know what it is, Trevor. I've seen your secret magazine."
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"I want to have grown-up fun... spoon and figgy pudding..."
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"rabbit down dum, druggeries hollow."
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"And for your information, that's a cricket magazine."
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"- So do I. - It's not your fault your parents were cousins."
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"- I'm puttin' the invisible locks on the door. - That's not fair."
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"- It's just not fair! - Lock, lock."
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"- All right, look, she's not in the shower. - Really?"
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"- I called you a little prematurely, but she is coming. - Really?"
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"that he now realized was not based on love."
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"And so Michael set about rescuing the beautiful..."
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"Reunited with Rita, Michael told his parents he'd be getting married tomorrow."
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"But George and Lucille had a surprise visitor."
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"- You're against this marriage too. - Well, of course I am."
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"if her ridiculous idea for Sea Britain goes through."
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"We are not after her money."
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"- they were going to Legoland. - They did say Legoland."
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"I didn't hear anything about Legoland."
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"He doesn't know what he's talking about."
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"This is the first time in two years you sound like George Bluth."
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"- That's why I brought this. - Oh!"
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"Um, go ahead and talk out here."
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"Tomorrow, I'm teachin' her baseball."
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"I was videotaping Rita. Let's just say it would be cute if it was someone much younger."
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"And... She's goin' back in for another?"
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"Now she's goin' into the grapes."
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"Yeah. She really liked those."
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"I think she might be... retar-retarded."
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"I'm sorry. I'm really sorry."
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"- Rita... Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Come on. Let's have our fun!"
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"So Michael used a line that was just as corny."
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"until after we're married."
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"Wait? Why? I don't wanna wait."
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"Well, we feel that you know best..."
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"You knew, yet you still wanted me to go through with this."
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"It's over. And this is how you tell me... in the middle of a wedding?"
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"You were right. Now what am I gonna do?"
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"Yeah, I guess I can keep my promise about that, huh?"
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"But as much as I'd like to, you can't ignore the fact that she is mentally disabled."
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"That makes no sense to me."
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"Oh, Michael, you're such a grown-up."
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"It's my illusion!"
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"- Help! Put him out! - My hair! My beautiful hair!"
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"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"It's Arrested Development."
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"Michael was sharing some very important news with his parents."
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"Who the hell to?"
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"Who do you think? Rita."
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"- Her? - Why?"
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"First, she needs a green card to stay in the country."
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"- There it is. - She needs a green card to stay in the country..."
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"- You hardly know her. - I know all the important stuff."
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"- She's sweet, smart, beautiful. She's special. - She was special."
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"Instead of making houses, maybe you should make land..."
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"To the level of a first-grader."
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"There's no land on the ocean."
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"Michael might have noticed her disability..."
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"- You're brilliant. - Yeah, she wasn't."
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"She's a really good person. Everything else is gonna be little surprises along the way."
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"With the exception of that one big one."
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"- The wedding is in one month. - Oh."
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"- A month! - Now, look."
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"Just because a woman gets pregnant, it doesn't mean you have to marry her."
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"Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo..."
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"said she used an IUD."
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"- It was Stuckey's. - But I believed you."
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"This is funny."
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"- He's gay! - Where's your hand?"
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"I'm having my high school ring put on it, and my hook is stuck in the stair car."
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"Oh."
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"- Do you think getting married will solve your sex problem? - No, we don't have a problem."
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"Actually, it was Michael who felt a little pressured."
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"I like to keep the light on."
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"That way, I can see if you have a monster."
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"Night-night. Can you shut the door on your way out?"
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"I can't believe you're not supporting this."
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"Because it is obvious what she's after."
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"- Our money. - Oh, God! Our money."
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"Big deal. I had that same basic idea years ago."
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"Michael, be careful. People just see what they want to see."
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"If she loved you, she'd show it."
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"Michael was worried."
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"His mother may have been making sense."
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"So he returned home to talk to Rita."
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"- Here comes the bride! - What are you doing in a wheelchair?"
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"No, no. It's a dolly... to help videotape your nuptials."
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"I don't think I need any footage of my nuptials."
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"Tobias, are you sure that this dolly isn't related to your recent health problems?"
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"Okay, so my legs and my left arm occasionally go to sleep."
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