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Clips from Arrested Development - Not Without My Daughter (S01E01)

"Michael was heading off to work when his son, George Michael..."
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"- reminded him of a yearly tradition. - Hey, don't forget me."
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"- For what? - It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day."
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"And unless you had a daughter I don't know about, I'm your girl."
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"Michael had first made this joke when George Michael was six."
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"Well, she's not my daughter, but it's about as close as I'm gonna get."
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"I'm a good little girl."
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"It was a joke Michael was starting to grow concerned about..."
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"- as it had not worn well with age. - Hey, Dad."
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"They're out of sanitary napkins in the ladies' washroom."
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"Weird kid."
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"I don't think this year's such a good idea. You know you're getting older and..."
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"Yeah, right. Pretty soon I'm going to have to start wearing a bra. Right, Dad?"
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"- All right, give me one minute. - Really, let's not this year."
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"I cannot kill this joke."
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"Hey, shouldn't you be getting dressed?"
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"- Nope. I'm going with my dad to work today. - Hey, peanut butter cup."
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"This is work? Watching entertainment news?"
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"Well, excuse me, Michael, for not raising the perfect daughter that you did."
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"I indulged this ritual for years in Boston."
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"As a psychotherapist, Tobias was on the forefront of the self-esteem movement."
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"There's, like, this longing, this pull."
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"I mean, does that make me, you know, like some kind of..."
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"- Homosexual. - Maeby, please."
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"She's right though. You probably are a homosexual."
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"So, Maeby, this is what you're gonna do this year? You're gonna watch him watch TV?"
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"Behind the scenes at Entertainment Tonight."
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"Oh, bless her. It's like she knew what I was going to do next."
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"It's here! Girls with - Newport Beach."
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"From the act I did on the beach over spring break."
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"- Any magician... - Gob had done a magic show..."
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"where he had made the Bluth family yacht... disappear."
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"It was spring break, and the act was filmed for the popular video series..."
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"Girls with Low Self-Esteem."
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"This puts me back on top of the old magic career though."
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"You're not gonna put that in. There's nudity on that."
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"Maeby, why don't you go upstairs and get dressed?"
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"I must warn you, Michael. She doesn't respond well to strict directives."
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"All right."
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"- That was odd. - Not really. Kids love boundaries."
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"Look at these girls. Is this what you want?"
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"- Oh, God, no. - 'Cause this could be where your daughter is headed."
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"Oh, no, no. I don't want this for Maeby either, no."
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"Oh, here it is. Here it is."
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"It was a wild time on the beach."
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"And if you like magic, look away."
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"The only thing this guy could make fly away was the crowd."
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"Douche chill."
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"I can't believe they used that part."
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"The one part where I screw up."
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"It's not like they used the part where I made the yacht disappear."
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"Sunk the yacht. Blew it up, sunk it."
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"- We sure did. - We? No."
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"I gave you permission to use the yacht. You blew it up."
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"Yeah, well, if you give someone permission to use a tissue..."
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"you can't be upset if they blow their nose."
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"Right? I mean, right?"
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"Lindsay, new outfit?"
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"No, I've had this for years. It's a hand-me-down from Mom."
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"- Got a price tag right there. - Is there?"
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"Oh, I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing."
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"Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me."
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"Fine. I bought it before we went broke, okay? I just haven't worn it yet."
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"- What about the outfit yesterday? - Old Thing gave it to me."
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"- Where are you getting all the money? - It's not costing you anything."
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"Unless you're stealing or working, I'm pretty sure it is."
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"That's right. I stole it."
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"In fact, Lindsay, tired of wearing last year's fashions..."
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"went to an upscale department store and in a moment of desperation..."
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"- applied for a job. - Can I have a job application please?"
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"But she was ashamed ofbeing a shopgirl..."
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"and was relieved when Michael gave her the out."
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"Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It's built into the price."
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"If I didn't take it, then people would be overpaying for nothing."
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"You're telling me that you walked into a store..."
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"and without anyone noticing took an entire outfit?"
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"There's no way that you could do sleight of hand that well."
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"- I don't even think that I could do it. - Yeah, I've seen your tape."
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"- Lindsay, this is appalling. - What'd you use for misdirection?"
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"- Misdirection? - Yeah, I mean, if you're so good at magic..."
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"what'd you have them looking at to divert their attention?"
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"I don't know... my ass."
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"- My ass. You're lying. - No, I'm not."
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"- You're gonna take that back. - No, I'm not."
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"This has nothing to do with you. You're not my father."
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"No, our father is in prison for stealing, remember?"
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"- Which might not be a bad place for you to get used to. - Michael..."
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"it was shoplifting, and I'm white."
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"- I think I'm going to be okay. - Shoplifting?"
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"- Cool. Can you take me? - No. Hey, not cool. You know what?"
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"Maeby, you're gonna come with me to work today. You're gonna be my daughter."
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"You're gonna have a role model in your life who is honest..."
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"who doesn't steal, doesn't lie and, I don't know, watch entertainment news."
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"Michael, don't worry about it, okay? She's not gonna go with you."
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"- Okay. - Great."
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"That was odd."
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"I'm going to teach you two a little something about hands-on parenting."
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"Hey, Dad!"
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"Do you think this purse goes with this outfit?"
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"- Where'd my dad go? - Douche chill."
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"And so Michael took his niece to Bring Your Daughter to Work Day."
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"You can just drop me off at the mall."
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"Oh, no, you're-you're really coming with me."
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"You're gonna learn a little something about hard work."
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"Hey, Maeby! Maeby!"
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"Okay, so you can run faster than me. But you can't make me work."
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"No one's making you do anything, you know."
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"It's just a chance for us to spend some time together. Learn about business."
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"You know, you might find that you're good at things you didn't even know about."
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"See that? Who knew you were such a good little climber?"
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"Now listen, let's make this fun, okay?"
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"We're family."
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"What is better than hanging out with family? Hmm?"
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"Oh... It's my mother."
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"- Hi. - She called you, huh?"
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"I guess I'm not good enough to be her husband."
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"What? What's going on?"
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"Okay. Mother wants someone to go to my soccer game with."
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"She don't want other soccer moms think that she a single mother."
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"- She old school. - I liked it better when he just said annyong."
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