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Clips from Arrested Development - Family Ties (S03E03)

"It's Arrested Development."
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"That might be an older sister that we've never met."
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"Michael found the picture in a secret room..."
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"A child that Mom and Dad gave up for some reason..."
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"This is different. This is N. Bluth."
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"Well, why don't you just go to Dad and ask who Nellie is, point blank?"
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"So he can just cover it up and lie?"
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"I tried that. It didn't work either."
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"Maybe we should take a little time to work on ourselves..."
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"Oh, you know, I've already prepared a list of "won'ts.""
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"George Michael was interested because earlier that day..."
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"They're married too... Each other."
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"- Do you remember growing up with a sister? - Sister."
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"- Upstairs... - What?"
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"- George Michael was sharing his news with his cousin. - You mean we're married?"
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"You call him that too?"
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"And we don't need more trouble."
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"I've been trying to get him out of that coma."
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"So Michael returned to the office, where the atmosphere was paranoid."
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"- Is it Black Friday? - No one's getting fired. No one's getting fired."
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"But we haven't been paid, and they took our computers."
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"The company is fine. This is... This is fun though, isn't it?"
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"And then he noticed something else."
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"Oh, wow. K-Y pro, huh?"
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"This is that sister I've been lookin' for."
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"Well, we were probably all so jacked up on amyl and disco music we didn't notice."
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"- What am I doing? - You're nervous about becoming intimate with Lindsay again."
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"Dignity? Easy for you to say."
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"And this young man is enjoying life."
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"We're havin' a blast here, huh?"
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"Oh, that's right... from the videos."
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"- a colleague of the woman he knew as Nellie. - I'm looking for Nellie."
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"- I can set up a meeting at the bar, man. - Appreciate it."
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"So Michael arrived at the bar..."
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"- I think I might be interested in your services. - You won't be sorry."
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"- But I didn't say anything, right? - Ooh, you're bad."
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"Nothing there."
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"Oh, my."
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"It was Joe Namath's number, Babe Ruth's number, then my birthday."
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"- I think you and I should do business together. - Me too."
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"But, of course, he'd also yet to figure out she was a prostitute."
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"I heard there were a couple of girls like me consulting over at Enron."
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"So the next day, Michael introduced his new consultant to his staff..."
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"You hired someone else? We haven't even been paid yet."
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"Back at the model home, George Michael was still..."
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"trying to make his accidental marriage work."
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"I'm just kidding. I mean, the State of California isn't, but..."
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"Real good. You forgot to say "away" again."
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"It's like that feeling that you read about twins having."
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"Sentences."
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"I've been waiting for the right time."
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"Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I'm feeling a little pressure here."
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"If you had to have sex with Tobias in four months, you'd be shopping for a way out too."
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"Well, Tobias, sometimes life is about making difficult..."
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"Sandwiches. I know."
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"- Next to that guy? - Uh, what guy?"
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"- Think I'm lookin' at a man. - Michael."
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"- Yes? - Yes."
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"Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna come up."
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"I really need to see you."
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"I really want to see you too. There's something we need to talk about."
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"Respect is fun, Nellie."
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"You're gonna want the respect when you hear where I... Where is the light?"
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"You want to be her pimp, you gotta settle up with me."
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"Don't you do it! Ain't nobody gonna see what Frank look like!"
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"I just want my brother to respect me, you know. I don't even have a job."
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"Ain't so little when I take my pants off, lady."
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"She needed protection, so I make some threats, I wear this hat..."
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"No, I think that's gonna be something big."
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"- Are you two here for each other? - Is that what you're doing?"
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"Wait, wait. You didn't plan this together?"
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"Yes, who happen to be very much in love with each other."
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"- She got to it. - There goes the company."
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"Okay. Now, hold on now."
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"Let's not panic because I-I know someone who can find her."
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"- His name is Frank. - That's Gob's puppet."
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"- No. - Okay."
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"Wow. Look at the beak on that bird."
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"while looking for incriminating evidence against his father."
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"I have an older sister?"
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"- Don't you kind of remember having an older sister? - Not at all."
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"- What, do you? - A little bit. I mean, "Nellie" does sound familiar."
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"- Mom and Dad clearly were trying to keep this hidden from us. - But this could be anybody."
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"This could be a deformed neighbor or..."
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"and whose identity they're now using to pin their crimes on."
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"The prosecutor said that there was that account with money in it labeled "N. Bluth.""
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"Her name is Nellie."
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"Do you remember when you thought there was a mysterious Mr. "F" out to get you?"
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"Yeah, but that was retard... misguided."
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"I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family."
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"Ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to."
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"Okay. But that's the last one."
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"- Well, I'm off to the gym to prepare for our tryst. - Tryst?"
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"Yes, Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse."
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"- You can just say intercourse. - We talked about it last night."
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"After a disappointing attempt at lovemaking."
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"Ah, this isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied."
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"You know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape."
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"You know, if you were just more muscular, masculine."
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"- Does that make me shallow? - No."
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"I was gonna say the same thing to you."
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"and then we'll plan a special night in seven or eight days."
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"- Or a couple of weeks. - Let's say three weeks."
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"- We're gonna go for it in a month. - At the start of next month."
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"And we're gonna call it a 31-day month."
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"Even though this particular month has 30 days."
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"Oh, you're not gonna believe this. My list of "can'ts.""
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"Marital love can be so romantic."
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - What?"
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""Marital love." You were looking right at me, and you said "marital love." Why would I..."
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"he discovered that the recent mock wedding he'd acted in with his cousin Maeby..."
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"- We're married? - was, in fact, as real and binding..."
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"as the rice pudding the disoriented patients had thrown at them."
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"- I was talking to your aunt and uncle. - Of course."
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"My religious girlfriend just dumped me, and for a simple little misunderstanding."
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"If someone was always asking you to embrace the Holy Trinity, what would you think they meant?"
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"What? I thought that's what all you guys lived for."
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"What about you? You game?"
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"- Well, maybe she just wasn't for you. - Which one?"
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"I really wasn't paying attention."
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