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Clips from Arrested Development - An Old Start (S05E05)

Short Films 2003 Season 5, Episode 4 6 min ★ 7.1/10 (322 ratings) 678 clips
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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Top Banana 1 2
Bringing Up Buster 1 3
Key Decisions 1 4
Charity Drive 1 5
Visiting Ours 1 6
In God We Trust 1 7
My Mother the Car 1 8
Pier Pressure 1 10
Public Relations 1 11
Marta Complex 1 12
Shock and Aww 1 14
Staff Infection 1 15
Altar Egos 1 16
Justice Is Blind 1 17
Missing Kitty 1 18
Best Man for the Gob 1 19
Whistler's Mother 1 20
Not Without My Daughter 1 21
Let 'Em Eat Cake 1 22
The One Where Michael Leaves 2 1
The One Where They Build a House 2 2
Amigos 2 3
Good Grief! 2 4
Sad Sack 2 5
Afternoon Delight 2 6
Switch Hitter 2 7
Queen for a Day 2 8
Burning Love 2 9
Hand to God 2 12
Motherboy XXX 2 13
The Immaculate Election 2 14
Sword of Destiny 2 15
Meat the Veals 2 16
Spring Breakout 2 17
Righteous Brothers 2 18
The Cabin Show 3 1
For British Eyes Only 3 2
Forget Me Now 3 3
Notapusy 3 4
Title Season Episode
Mr. F 3 5
The Ocean Walker 3 6
Prison Break-In 3 7
Making a Stand 3 8
S.O.B.s 3 9
Fakin' It 3 10
Family Ties 3 11
Exit Strategy 3 12
Development Arrested 3 13
Flight of the Phoenix 4 1
Borderline Personalities 4 2
Indian Takers 4 3
The B. Team 4 4
A New Start 4 5
Double Crossers 4 6
Colony Collapse 4 7
Red Hairing 4 8
Smashed 4 9
Queen B. 4 10
A New Attitude 4 11
Señoritis 4 12
It Gets Better 4 13
Off the Hook 4 14
Blockheads 4 15
Family Leave 5 1
Self-Deportation 5 2
Everyone Gets Atrophy 5 3
An Old Start 5 4
Sinking Feelings 5 5
Emotional Baggage 5 6
Rom-Traum 5 7
Premature Independence 5 8
Unexpected Company 5 9
Taste Makers 5 10
Chain Migration 5 11
Check Mates 5 12
The Untethered Sole 5 13
Saving for Arraignment Day 5 14
Courting Disasters 5 15
The Fallout 5 16
Michael Bluth was visiting the family business,
"Michael Bluth was visiting the family business,"
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- They closed the company. - ... for forgiving his debt.
"- They closed the company. - ... for forgiving his debt."
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Didn't think anybody would be getting on while we were getting off.
"Didn't think anybody would be getting on while we were getting off."
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What did you do to the Bluth Company?
"What did you do to the Bluth Company?"
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Which was the first that G.O.B. had heard of the view.
"Which was the first that G.O.B. had heard of the view."
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I guess it was the 90 Minute Tooth guys across the street
"I guess it was the 90 Minute Tooth guys across the street"
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I did see that the old Blockbuster is becoming
"I did see that the old Blockbuster is becoming"
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an "Hour Mouth," so those guys gotta be shitting themselves.
"an "Hour Mouth," so those guys gotta be shitting themselves."
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Says the guy who hasn't seen the roof of the Rite Aid yet.
"Says the guy who hasn't seen the roof of the Rite Aid yet."
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Uh, no. I had to kind of... I had to move it,
"Uh, no. I had to kind of... I had to move it,"
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Yeah, that's the $14,000 a month question, isn't it?
"Yeah, that's the $14,000 a month question, isn't it?"
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- No one knows, I'm afraid. - Okay.
"- No one knows, I'm afraid. - Okay."
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one last look at his son's childhood bedroom.
"one last look at his son's childhood bedroom."
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Think fast.
"Think fast."
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I'm doing a little character work to prepare
"I'm doing a little character work to prepare"
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Why do they only have one... ?
"Why do they only have one... ?"
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Yes... oh! Uhp!
"Yes... oh! Uhp!"
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"Consciously un-cuckold" me.
""Consciously un-cuckold" me."
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- Uh... - Your son.
"- Uh... - Your son."
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Yes, yes, yes. I suppose I did...
"Yes, yes, yes. I suppose I did..."
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- "Why did Mommy leave, Daddy?" - Tobias...
"- "Why did Mommy leave, Daddy?" - Tobias..."
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Really? Because you certainly never talk about it.
"Really? Because you certainly never talk about it."
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Why can't you go back to the last place you saw Tracey? Hmm?
"Why can't you go back to the last place you saw Tracey? Hmm?"
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I was thinking more, uh, uh,
"I was thinking more, uh, uh,"
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And-and after she died,
"And-and after she died,"
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what to do." Now, um, I will say, though,
"what to do." Now, um, I will say, though,"
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I didn't know there was such a thing.
"I didn't know there was such a thing."
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This is the simplest character in the entire family.
"This is the simplest character in the entire family."
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Well, that and he always has his hands in his pockets.
"Well, that and he always has his hands in his pockets."
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You got peanuts in there?
"You got peanuts in there?"
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for his ocean floor mapping expedition
"for his ocean floor mapping expedition"
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Yeah. Okay.
"Yeah. Okay."
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to try out his undersea camera survey equipment.
"to try out his undersea camera survey equipment."
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George Michael, meanwhile, felt no such peace.
"George Michael, meanwhile, felt no such peace."
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There's enough of these for this to be a thing?
"There's enough of these for this to be a thing?"
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... was less dramatic
"... was less dramatic"
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When I came back from Mexico,
"When I came back from Mexico,"
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I found a parking pass in Lucille 2's Cadillac, right?
"I found a parking pass in Lucille 2's Cadillac, right?"
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with old lovers from years ago.
"with old lovers from years ago."
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But wasn't expecting how upsetting it is
"But wasn't expecting how upsetting it is"
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Where I write a speech for my mom, she talks
"Where I write a speech for my mom, she talks"
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Do you realize this condo is listed as Lucille Austero's?
"Do you realize this condo is listed as Lucille Austero's?"
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You're going the wrong way.
"You're going the wrong way."
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Great idea. Do you think they have one?
"Great idea. Do you think they have one?"
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... gave up her interest.
"... gave up her interest."
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Ooh. That's complicated.
"Ooh. That's complicated."
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Unless I'm expected to lose a home for the second time.
"Unless I'm expected to lose a home for the second time."
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Of course, I could just pack up my shorty shorts,
"Of course, I could just pack up my shorty shorts,"
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and hit the road.
"and hit the road."
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Look. Here's my advice. Okay?
"Look. Here's my advice. Okay?"
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And you act like you're expecting a booty call,
"And you act like you're expecting a booty call,"
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All right? You tell her, "I'm here for a quickie,
"All right? You tell her, "I'm here for a quickie,"
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- Something old people say? - Yeah. I'm trying to get it going.
"- Something old people say? - Yeah. I'm trying to get it going."
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Ovarian cancer, actually.
"Ovarian cancer, actually."
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- He's a liar. - And...
"- He's a liar. - And..."
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He shouldn't have said that.
"He shouldn't have said that."
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And Michael decided that perhaps Tobias was right.
"And Michael decided that perhaps Tobias was right."
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Oh shit, he found out.
"Oh shit, he found out."
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his family never sold their family cottage.
"his family never sold their family cottage."
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Well, then either way, you're unhappy.
"Well, then either way, you're unhappy."
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What did you want us to do, Michael?
"What did you want us to do, Michael?"
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and a couple hundred grand in the same year?
"and a couple hundred grand in the same year?"
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- And nobody wanted your feelings hurt. - Mm.
"- And nobody wanted your feelings hurt. - Mm."
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- I never would've answered that door. - I know.
"- I never would've answered that door. - I know."
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And Buster's already invited a date.
"And Buster's already invited a date."
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Actually, sometimes, I think I want to be a dog doctor. Ow!
"Actually, sometimes, I think I want to be a dog doctor. Ow!"
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- We can't have Lucille Austero! - We can't have Lucille Austero.
"- We can't have Lucille Austero! - We can't have Lucille Austero."
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You're out! We don't even need a Buster.
"You're out! We don't even need a Buster."
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Michael, did you do something
"Michael, did you do something"
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Oh, someone told Michael.
"Oh, someone told Michael."
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Does this mean we can start leaving towels on the floor?
"Does this mean we can start leaving towels on the floor?"
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It's always been a lousy business, and these days
"It's always been a lousy business, and these days"
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A trophy, huh? Yeah.
"A trophy, huh? Yeah."
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That's usually the sign that you've made yourself a great deal.
"That's usually the sign that you've made yourself a great deal."
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Wait till you see it!
"Wait till you see it!"
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Where's the nitrous?
"Where's the nitrous?"
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See you tonight.
"See you tonight."
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- Hey. - Oh.
"- Hey. - Oh."
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How can your mother do this?
"How can your mother do this?"
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wall-to-wall wall.
"wall-to-wall wall."
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a couple years ago, too. With a hammer.
"a couple years ago, too. With a hammer."
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Miss the hammer, but I guess that's why
"Miss the hammer, but I guess that's why"
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I know the law pretty well,
"I know the law pretty well,"
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Now, take your bucket full of rocks
"Now, take your bucket full of rocks"
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Care to join me for a glass of breakfast wine?
"Care to join me for a glass of breakfast wine?"
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of a beautiful
"of a beautiful"
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early October-late November relationship.
"early October-late November relationship."
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'cause I can't, uh...
"'cause I can't, uh..."
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and in retrospect,
"and in retrospect,"
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Yeah. I mean, at least it won't destroy her life
"Yeah. I mean, at least it won't destroy her life"
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I just had to make myself look older, you know?
"I just had to make myself look older, you know?"
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Yeah, I would think that that'd be a great use of the gray wig.
"Yeah, I would think that that'd be a great use of the gray wig."
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No, I went down that road.
"No, I went down that road."
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to see one's self grown old.
"to see one's self grown old."
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The moment when a young woman realizes...
"The moment when a young woman realizes..."
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Oh, my God, I've become my father.
"Oh, my God, I've become my father."
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♪ In the most delicious way! ♪
"♪ In the most delicious way! ♪"
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Oh, so this is a choice.
"Oh, so this is a choice."
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I didn't want to say anything,
"I didn't want to say anything,"
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but I was like, "Maeby looks like a 65-year-old."
"but I was like, "Maeby looks like a 65-year-old.""
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- What if I told you I was 75? Hmm? - Holy shit.
"- What if I told you I was 75? Hmm? - Holy shit."
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- You look fantastic. - Right?
"- You look fantastic. - Right?"
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It's the teeth. It's the same guy who's doing my meth teeth,
"It's the teeth. It's the same guy who's doing my meth teeth,"
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you know, for the family of the year thing.
"you know, for the family of the year thing."
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about how great I am, then...
"about how great I am, then..."
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Then you open your mouth and you're like,
"Then you open your mouth and you're like,"
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"So why do I have to turn tricks for meth money?"
""So why do I have to turn tricks for meth money?""
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I don't know how you keep all your scams straight.
"I don't know how you keep all your scams straight."
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Well, this old lady one is a big, big score.
"Well, this old lady one is a big, big score."
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I mean, when people catch on, they either forget or they die.
"I mean, when people catch on, they either forget or they die."
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And, I mean, this place is a dream.
"And, I mean, this place is a dream."
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Nobody even locks their doors.
"Nobody even locks their doors."
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Of course, what is there to steal?
"Of course, what is there to steal?"
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Anyway, that's how I got
"Anyway, that's how I got"
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those barstools and all these great pictures of grandkids.
"those barstools and all these great pictures of grandkids."
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- What a beautiful family you've stolen. - Mm.
"- What a beautiful family you've stolen. - Mm."
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What are you gonna do if Lucille 2 or the
"What are you gonna do if Lucille 2 or the"
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friend she owns this place with shows up?
"friend she owns this place with shows up?"
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He kind of already has.
"He kind of already has."
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