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Clips from Arrested Development - Spring Breakout (S02E02)

"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"owner of one of the largest parcels ofland in Orange County."
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"The latest was about the Bluth family..."
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"Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator."
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"but this inattention to detail was typical..."
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"Perhaps an attic shall I seek."
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"about this exciting giveaway spa package to entice buyers."
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"As it turns out, she had gotten up early..."
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"However, she mistook the "drowsy eye"alcohol warning..."
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"for a "winking eye"alcohol suggestion."
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"Who the hell put-"
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"I mean, I couldn't afford to end up on Scandalmakers."
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"Oh, you could afford to do anything you want. You're just a big chicken."
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"Michael realized it might be time..."
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"- Good point. - Perhaps I'll have a little sip of something."
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"Guys, what could she do to us?"
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"And although the intervention didn't work-"
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"It turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties."
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"Not that I can enjoy it. My reputation's been ruined..."
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"and after the show, he signed a release."
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"- You're not gonna use the time that I screwed up, right? - That wasn't part of the act?"
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"Oh. Uh, you don't know a good bird hospital, do you?"
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"Meanwhile, they loved Dave Attell's risky choice..."
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"I have a daughter I don't want corrupted by the media."
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"Maeby was a fairly prominent member of the media..."
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"This Young Man on the Beach script sucks."
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"She'd go to the guy just 'cause he said she's awesome?"
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"Hello? Hello? I have a surprise for you."
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"We were even gonna put them in the ad, but then I thought..."
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"I was gonna tell you at the office, but then I thought..."
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""No. If I bring her around now, she might vomit on the overhead projector.""
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"So what? I just stay here alone? I'm not exactly equipped to run this place by myself!"
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"You can't just leave me here alone!"
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"Rehab? This isn't a spa. This isn't a spa!"
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"Stop talking, George. You stop talking!"
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"I am in charge now. You're coming with me."
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"I want the hot chick to serve me."
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"I could just work late tonight. It doesn't matter, 'cause my girlfriend, she's out of town."
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"Nearby, Phillip Litt was making his latest video."
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"You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay?"
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"You never promise crazy a baby."
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"Upon her knee"
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"- So fine to be - Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"Mother and boy"
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"Restless, Buster went to the kitchen..."
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"- Thank you so much for your understanding, sir. - met again with Cal Cullen."
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"We'll take good care of you here at Shady Pines."
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"- Were you a fan of Sugarfoot? - I loved it."
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"Sugarfoot had been off the air..."
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"Remember me? Perhaps this'll jog your memory."
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"Spring break. Whoo!"
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"- Yeah, well, we've gotta bring her back. - Oh, thank God!"
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"Problem is I just checked her into rehab."
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"They're not exactly gonna let me take her to a bar."
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"Well, gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be Mom."
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"- Mom's still got it! - I don't date whores!"
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"That is a great social statement."
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"Here we go."
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"So if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I've got news for you, bub."
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"It's the only reason you're here too."
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"while I check all the local motels for Dad."
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"All right. But here's what I want."
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"Not after being in here. It's a nightmare."
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"he froze a specimen ofhis reproductive material..."
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"- And you're the one who's got him. Not me. - Oh, you know why."
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"Oh, I heard you don't handle your booze so well anymore."
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"So this should be easy for you."
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"We take it in, switch it with the one from the photo and get out of there."
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"- I'm covered in sweat. Look at me! - It's a great trick."
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"And I used a guy that looked just like him in my last bait and switch."
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"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Great. Just give me a couple of minutes to catch my breath."
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"Lucille, minutes out of rehab..."
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"While right outside the bar-"
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"I know what the shape of a banana reminds you of..."
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"to "here's a banana with nuts"?"
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"You're a- never-nude?"
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"I'm back into cutoffs. Lindsay?"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"- I'm doing this for you. - This continued for some time..."
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"while Michael switched out the coolers."
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"I was a patsy. I was set up. I am tired of looking guilty."
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"Now who's a horrible magician?"
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"You're better than that. To me, anyway. You're-"
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"but George Michael hadjust rediscovered his feelings for his cousin."
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"Hi, Ann. It's-It's George Michael Bluth."
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"Can I get you anything else, ma'am?"
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"Truthfully, that wasn't part of the act."
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"That part was very surprising, but I'm talking about how you helped me get Dad out of there."
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"Thanks to you, this family could end up being okay."
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"Not anymore. Not anymore."
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"And that's how you narrate a story."
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"- Did you get the evidence? - Yes, and then Gob ruined it."
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"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"Michael Bluth had set up a meeting with Cal Cullen..."
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"I hope that I can prove to you that we have a very impressive company."
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"Well, your family did not come off well on last night's Scandalmakers."
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"Scandalmakers was a show..."
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"that reenacted headline-grabbing stories."
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"in exchange for the part of George Sr."
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"When allegations surfaced he'd illegally built homes in Iraq..."
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"George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty..."
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"escaped the country."
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"Only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he built."
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"He was actually found in a hole near the house..."
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"- of the laziness the show's narrator was known for. - I can't survive under the house."
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"But we're back on track, and we are scandal-free."
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"Hey! You start the meeting without me?"
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"Mother, uh, this is Cal Cullen. You remember my mother, Lucille."
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"We're right in the middle of talking..."
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"Oh, no. We have to live high and dry."
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"Well, you're certainly not dry."
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"Michael, I'm not a prude, but it's 1:00 in the afternoon. Is your mother drunk?"
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"I'd have to get up pretty early to get drunk by 1:00."
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"and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache."
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"Fortunately, she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting."
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"No. I'll call for a car."
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"Unfortunately, this was after a failed attempt to do so."
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"Michael, I'm sorry. I cannot do business with you."
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"to deal with his mother's apparent problem."
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