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Clips from Arrested Development - Hand to God (S02E02)

"You know, Maeby's never around anymore..."
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"- They don't like Nip/Tuck? - Well, you know, they don't like anything."
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"L- I kind of reconnected with that blind prosecutor I used to date, Maggie Lizer."
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"- Yeah. - Meanwhile, I guess this family's big enough, huh?"
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"Mom, you've got to stop starting conversations like that."
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"Something happened to Buster. He lost part of his body."
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"I'm going to war!"
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"[Narrator] In fact, George Sr. Had snuck out of the attic..."
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"- Please stay away from my son. - You're my baby now! No, he's my baby!"
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"- He's a very literal man. - Yes, that's more the way I would take the news."
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"[Buster] Actually, I'm relieved."
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"Buster, it's okay. Doctor says you're gonna be fine."
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"And if they can find the hand, they're gonna be able to reattach it."
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"My hat is off to you."
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"And my hand is off to you."
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"- [Hysterical Laughing] - [Forced Laughing]"
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"No, no, I meant, don't get your hopes up about that-"
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"- You obviously care about this Maggie woman, don't you? - Yes, I do. Of course I do."
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"- Hmm? - Get him out of here!"
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"She's in the bar. What a spanking I gave her in court today."
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"But here's the thing. Loretta is not fat."
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"Well, I've gotta find her. I owe her an apology. You said she's at a bar?"
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"[Narrator] And Michael caught up with Maggie."
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"Well, there's no further sign of a break-in at your house."
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"- Thanks, Officer Taylor. - Just next time, uh, call us back."
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"Well, maybe I did want to hurt you, because I was hurt."
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"There's something here, as long as we never lie to each other again."
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"The father's some guy from Harvard, but that's all I know."
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"And while you're at it, let's all give me a big hand!"
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"Oh, my God! What-What happened to your- He's got no hand!"
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"- When it failed, he released the seal into the ocean. - [Cat Screeches]"
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"Really?"
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"At the very least, I can remove that incriminating bow tie."
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"[Narrator] And Michael told Lindsay about his commitment to Maggie..."
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"Oh, no. You're trying to get out of this, aren't you?"
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"- I did mean Maeby. - Well, she's hardly a child, is she, Michael?"
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"[Narrator] She wasn't."
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"In fact, she was overseeing a remake ofThe Old Man And The Sea..."
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"So please don't tell me I don't know where my kid is."
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"- Of course. Why wouldn't she? - I'm a good guy, you know."
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"So I'm thinkin' maybe you can break into her house again for me..."
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"- I'd really like that. - Good. Shh, shh, shh."
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"But I am gonna risk being caught out here. Be careful."
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"- Let's go. Hit the gas. - You didn't even go inside."
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"I'm not getting that vibe. Hey!"
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"My partner is inside with his gun drawn."
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"[Narrator] Gob arrived at the dock, hoping to recover his brother's missing hand."
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"- I'm lookin' for the seal that's got the taste for kitty blood. - [Cats Meowing]"
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"You don't get to be bait!"
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"There's a father. There's two fathers. David!"
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"[Gasps] I knew she was up to something."
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"You know, we're in a loving relationship."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to-"
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"- [Grunts] - [Narrator] In fact, Loretta wasn't overweight-"
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"And Maggie did buy the fat suit to serve as her pregnancy belly."
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"[Loretta] It's time!"
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"I mean, he'll respect you for it."
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"Lord, let Buster forget everything."
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"please make it Gob's."
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"[Screaming]"
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"There's nothing he needs to know. Take his hand. Take it now!"
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"I released him, and he bit off your hand."
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"Hi. Okay. I'm gonna go in there with Maggie."
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"Here's something I think you both need to have."
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"I know, and I wanted to, but then it turns out I couldn't get pregnant."
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"You were gonna have us raise it?"
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"Of course not."
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"[Narrator] Loretta had her baby, and the new family couldn't have been happier."
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"Okay. Son, I'm going to meet you at the car. "M." Main floor."
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"No adventure there."
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"No more lies."
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"On the next Arrested Development."
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"But unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass."
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"We'll turn that old frown upside down"
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"You know we'll get down on our knees"
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"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"It's Arrested Development."
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"- George Michael? [Man Narrating] Michael was looking for his son..."
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"with whom he had a secret to share."
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"- There you are. Hey, pal. You alone? - Almost always, yeah."
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"and Ann's off with her religious group, trying to get Nip/Tuck off the air."
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"Something about God wants people to age naturally- I don't know."
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"Ironically, she likes Gangy."
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"- You don't have to do that. - Great, because I didn't do it this time."
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"Her?"
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"- Didn't she turn out to not be blind though? - Exactly."
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"But she's filled out a little bit."
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"[Narrator] Michael hadn't seen her in eight and a half months..."
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"during which she had filled out."
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"Really? Could have sworn it was a year."
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"And it seems as if I'm the father."
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"Do you know this for sure? I mean, she does lie."
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"- She might not really be pregnant. - See, that's what I thought."
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"- Boy, you really are my kid. - Good."
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"Apparently, so is this one."
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"[Narrator] Michael found this out after having Lindsay and Tobias..."
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"break into Maggie's house and hide in the bathroom..."
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"to collect and test her urine."
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"- It was there that they stumbled upon a fat suit. - That's what it is."
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"Michael confronted Maggie about this."
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"Oh, you're so right, Michael, 'cause I'm fakin' it-"
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"- But he was proven wrong. - Not."
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"Maybe it'll be exciting, you know? Be a big brother. It'll be fun."
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"- There you go. It would be fun, wouldn't it? - Big brother. Me."
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"Not gonna happen though. She doesn't want anything to do with me."
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"But I know you've been bored. You and I are gonna have some fun together."
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"Maybe we'll even have ourselves a little adventure."
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"[Narrator] In fact, Michael's family hadjust gotten a little smaller."
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"- Hello? - [Screaming]"
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"- I don't know which one. - [Oscar] The hand."
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"I told him to stay out of the ocean, but we had a fight."
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"- Who remembers about what? - [Narrator] I do."
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"- You lied to me. - You were never supposed to know."
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"[Narrator] As an act of defiance to Lucille, he first went swimming in the ocean..."
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"- where he was attacked by a loose seal. - [Seal Barking]"
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"If only your father was here."
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"- Oh, that George. God only knows where he is. - The car!"
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"- Up yours, granny! - You couldn't handle it!"
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