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Clips from Arrested Development - Self-Deportation (S05E05)

Short Films 2003 Season 5, Episode 2 6 min ★ 7.1/10 (322 ratings) 640 clips
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Pilot 1 1
Top Banana 1 2
Bringing Up Buster 1 3
Key Decisions 1 4
Charity Drive 1 5
Visiting Ours 1 6
In God We Trust 1 7
My Mother the Car 1 8
Pier Pressure 1 10
Public Relations 1 11
Marta Complex 1 12
Shock and Aww 1 14
Staff Infection 1 15
Altar Egos 1 16
Justice Is Blind 1 17
Missing Kitty 1 18
Best Man for the Gob 1 19
Whistler's Mother 1 20
Not Without My Daughter 1 21
Let 'Em Eat Cake 1 22
The One Where Michael Leaves 2 1
The One Where They Build a House 2 2
Amigos 2 3
Good Grief! 2 4
Sad Sack 2 5
Afternoon Delight 2 6
Switch Hitter 2 7
Queen for a Day 2 8
Burning Love 2 9
Hand to God 2 12
Motherboy XXX 2 13
The Immaculate Election 2 14
Sword of Destiny 2 15
Meat the Veals 2 16
Spring Breakout 2 17
Righteous Brothers 2 18
The Cabin Show 3 1
For British Eyes Only 3 2
Forget Me Now 3 3
Notapusy 3 4
Title Season Episode
Mr. F 3 5
The Ocean Walker 3 6
Prison Break-In 3 7
Making a Stand 3 8
S.O.B.s 3 9
Fakin' It 3 10
Family Ties 3 11
Exit Strategy 3 12
Development Arrested 3 13
Flight of the Phoenix 4 1
Borderline Personalities 4 2
Indian Takers 4 3
The B. Team 4 4
A New Start 4 5
Double Crossers 4 6
Colony Collapse 4 7
Red Hairing 4 8
Smashed 4 9
Queen B. 4 10
A New Attitude 4 11
Señoritis 4 12
It Gets Better 4 13
Off the Hook 4 14
Blockheads 4 15
Family Leave 5 1
Self-Deportation 5 2
Everyone Gets Atrophy 5 3
An Old Start 5 4
Sinking Feelings 5 5
Emotional Baggage 5 6
Rom-Traum 5 7
Premature Independence 5 8
Unexpected Company 5 9
Taste Makers 5 10
Chain Migration 5 11
Check Mates 5 12
The Untethered Sole 5 13
Saving for Arraignment Day 5 14
Courting Disasters 5 15
The Fallout 5 16
- about his family. - Michael! You had one job.
"- about his family. - Michael! You had one job."
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You had to get your son to sign the releases!
"You had to get your son to sign the releases!"
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in the way. If I could talk to Ron,
"in the way. If I could talk to Ron,"
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while Ron makes a real movie in Mexico.
"while Ron makes a real movie in Mexico."
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Or something that at least has a hook.
"Or something that at least has a hook."
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- ... little girl! - Oh, God! Damn it.
"- ... little girl! - Oh, God! Damn it."
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- ... he hadn't destroyed. - You're out of the movie.
"- ... he hadn't destroyed. - You're out of the movie."
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- You're out of the movie! - With Buster,
"- You're out of the movie! - With Buster,"
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These are the other releases. You need tape,
"These are the other releases. You need tape,"
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Oh, we only sell these as a set.
"Oh, we only sell these as a set."
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You've reached George Maharis.
"You've reached George Maharis."
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- I came with that. Uh, okay. - ... Michael headed home
"- I came with that. Uh, okay. - ... Michael headed home"
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the Army warns us about when they issue these.
"the Army warns us about when they issue these."
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I got in a big fight with my son, you know.
"I got in a big fight with my son, you know."
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it's a bummer that you can't come with me, Buster,
"it's a bummer that you can't come with me, Buster,"
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Why would I know anything about Lucille 2?
"Why would I know anything about Lucille 2?"
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Question's been asked.
"Question's been asked."
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- What? In person? - Yeah. Uh, no.
"- What? In person? - Yeah. Uh, no."
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and assumes I'm gonna take care of everything?
"and assumes I'm gonna take care of everything?"
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but to keep them all together.
"but to keep them all together."
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It's...
"It's..."
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His recent rivalry with magician Tony Wonder
"His recent rivalry with magician Tony Wonder"
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oh, let's say, boarding school romance.
"oh, let's say, boarding school romance."
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Uh, this place is full of...
"Uh, this place is full of..."
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I can get hard, so let's focus on you.
"I can get hard, so let's focus on you."
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It seemed the cervezas
"It seemed the cervezas"
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weren't the only thing being handed to the guys on a platter.
"weren't the only thing being handed to the guys on a platter."
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I don't know about you, but I'd prefer the thrill of the hunt,
"I don't know about you, but I'd prefer the thrill of the hunt,"
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- as opposed to... - If we wait,
"- as opposed to... - If we wait,"
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Yeah. Yeah.
"Yeah. Yeah."
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But back in America, Michael was working on a way
"But back in America, Michael was working on a way"
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to make his runaway family return.
"to make his runaway family return."
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So, we gotta wait about 48 hours before we declare you missing,
"So, we gotta wait about 48 hours before we declare you missing,"
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"Aw, poor Buster."
""Aw, poor Buster.""
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I don't know if I'm gonna come back.
"I don't know if I'm gonna come back."
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I thought we were supposed to go [BLEEPS] with a [BLEEPS]."
"I thought we were supposed to go [BLEEPS] with a [BLEEPS].""
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You go to the police station 'cause you say,
"You go to the police station 'cause you say,"
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- Let me help. - I think they spent
"- Let me help. - I think they spent"
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$27 million on the wrong guy.
"$27 million on the wrong guy."
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Don't you say that about you. Well...
"Don't you say that about you. Well..."
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to take responsibility for this particular son,
"to take responsibility for this particular son,"
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Michael went to say goodbye to his own.
"Michael went to say goodbye to his own."
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Hi, it's Lucille Austero.
"Hi, it's Lucille Austero."
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Always leave a note.
"Always leave a note."
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Where's that from?
"Where's that from?"
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Michael discovered a note he'd already written.
"Michael discovered a note he'd already written."
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to write an original note before leaving town,
"to write an original note before leaving town,"
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- Hey. Know if anyone's home? - Uh, yeah, Buster's in there.
"- Hey. Know if anyone's home? - Uh, yeah, Buster's in there."
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Oh, so much for apologizing.
"Oh, so much for apologizing."
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You know, Mexico sounds far from Perfecto.
"You know, Mexico sounds far from Perfecto."
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But that's hard to do
"But that's hard to do"
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No pictures, thank you!
"No pictures, thank you!"
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When the fleet of recovery vans arrived
"When the fleet of recovery vans arrived"
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from the search engine Michael had been working for,
"from the search engine Michael had been working for,"
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- was no longer under his control. - No! Window up.
"- was no longer under his control. - No! Window up."
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She's Lisa from Traditional Search.
"She's Lisa from Traditional Search."
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Earth was right.
"Earth was right."
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and generally carefree life,
"and generally carefree life,"
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one that couldn't have been farther
"one that couldn't have been farther"
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from the bottom he'd forgotten about hitting.
"from the bottom he'd forgotten about hitting."
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had also experienced car troubles in Mexico,
"had also experienced car troubles in Mexico,"
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Primos stick together.
"Primos stick together."
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Oh. "Cousin." It means "cousins."
"Oh. "Cousin." It means "cousins.""
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That makes sense.
"That makes sense."
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But the land proved not to be deserted, after all.
"But the land proved not to be deserted, after all."
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And they would soon discover...
"And they would soon discover..."
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Strum! Strum!
"Strum! Strum!"
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Who were those scary, handsome Mexicans
"Who were those scary, handsome Mexicans"
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Oh.
"Oh."
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We should probably get out of here.
"We should probably get out of here."
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Yeah, I mean, I've got a big job on Monday, anyway.
"Yeah, I mean, I've got a big job on Monday, anyway."
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Never. Are you... ?
"Never. Are you... ?"
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No. I mean, we're Bluths.
"No. I mean, we're Bluths."
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And soon, being with his cousin was no longer
"And soon, being with his cousin was no longer"
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... to George Michael's hope of being with his cousin.
"... to George Michael's hope of being with his cousin."
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I was wondering how you were gonna get rid of him.
"I was wondering how you were gonna get rid of him."
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the two did just that.
"the two did just that."
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They're staying here, renting a place
"They're staying here, renting a place"
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Where, where? Oh, my God.
"Where, where? Oh, my God."
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Oh, she's hot. She's so hot. Dibs!
"Oh, she's hot. She's so hot. Dibs!"
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- Daddy dibs. - She got a friend or... ?
"- Daddy dibs. - She got a friend or... ?"
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Bush. Trash bag and bush.
"Bush. Trash bag and bush."
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- Thought it was a woman. - Yeah.
"- Thought it was a woman. - Yeah."
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- Like, hunched over, right? - Yeah.
"- Like, hunched over, right? - Yeah."
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you're gonna have a problem with this final "raped murderer."
"you're gonna have a problem with this final "raped murderer.""
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no offense... you?
"no offense... you?"
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Legally, two. But I am in the family.
"Legally, two. But I am in the family."
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your surviving children-in-law.
"your surviving children-in-law."
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That's why we're in this mess.
"That's why we're in this mess."
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- a few rookie mistakes. - I bribed Love to get the wall,
"- a few rookie mistakes. - I bribed Love to get the wall,"
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and I don't have the land to build it on!
"and I don't have the land to build it on!"
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Who better than the Chinese to help us build a wall, right?
"Who better than the Chinese to help us build a wall, right?"
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- ... who owned a majority stake... - Lucille...
"- ... who owned a majority stake... - Lucille..."
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- ... in the company. - ... Two
"- ... in the company. - ... Two"
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I campaigned against!
"I campaigned against!"
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I always say, "Make people cry, make people cry."
"I always say, "Make people cry, make people cry.""
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You know what, let's lock that in there.
"You know what, let's lock that in there."
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Yes. I really think this is working.
"Yes. I really think this is working."
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Hurt people, hurt people.
"Hurt people, hurt people."
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- This is as far as we go. - ... took a detour.
"- This is as far as we go. - ... took a detour."
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- You live here? - No.
"- You live here? - No."
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Their old country is their mother,
"Their old country is their mother,"
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Mexico.
"Mexico."
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It's like being in the Spanish dorms
"It's like being in the Spanish dorms"
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- My name's Noah. - He met another Noah.
"- My name's Noah. - He met another Noah."
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- had Mexico on its heels. - You didn't know this was Noah?
"- had Mexico on its heels. - You didn't know this was Noah?"
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Started trends.
"Started trends."
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- Mexico. - Adopted customs
"- Mexico. - Adopted customs"
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like the midday break, or siesta.
"like the midday break, or siesta."
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Yes! Who left the air conditioning on?
"Yes! Who left the air conditioning on?"
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- Oh, me. I never left. - And while George Michael
"- Oh, me. I never left. - And while George Michael"
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... Lucille was on the verge of an emotional breakthrough
"... Lucille was on the verge of an emotional breakthrough"
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Ted, I think you see your daughter coming.
"Ted, I think you see your daughter coming."
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You're not expecting this, but she's coming in hot
"You're not expecting this, but she's coming in hot"
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- with a right... - He'd gotten to teach a class
"- with a right... - He'd gotten to teach a class"
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Let's all huddle up. Okay, now that you're loose,
"Let's all huddle up. Okay, now that you're loose,"
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we're gonna do some Mom Attacks Son,
"we're gonna do some Mom Attacks Son,"
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we're gonna do Dad Attacks Daughter,
"we're gonna do Dad Attacks Daughter,"
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- when he found a way to satisfy a dream. - Wow, satisfy an old dream.
"- when he found a way to satisfy a dream. - Wow, satisfy an old dream."
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