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Clips from Arrested Development - My Mother the Car (S01E01)

"Michael Bluth had called a meeting..."
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"with the family's longtime attorney..."
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"to discuss his father's incarceration."
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"I am so sorry. It was a client. Okay."
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"But he was finding it difficult to get any answers."
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"- How long was I on the phone? - Twenty-five minutes."
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"With the cell phone charges, I'm gonna round it out to about an hour..."
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"'cause it's easier to bill... all right."
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"- Anything else to go over? - We've got everything else to go over."
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"We haven't done anything to get my dad out of jail."
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"Okay. First of all... What are you doing? Pilates?"
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"Because no 40-year-old woman should look like that."
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"Well, no 40-year-old woman does look like that."
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"He was, however, getting along with his sister..."
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"which was unwelcome news to their mother..."
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"who feared this unity might be used against her."
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"I do have some big news."
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"It's going to cost you a little money... 20,000, something like that."
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"The courts have agreed to let your father out of prison."
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"- This is a lawyer! - He's a master!"
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"For the entire afternoon."
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"What do you mean "afternoon"? What afternoon?"
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"The day before Christmas, in time for the Living Classics Pageant..."
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"because I know how important that is to all of you."
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"The Living Classics Pageant, an Orange County tradition..."
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"consists oflive representations of classic works of art."
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"The Bluth family has participated not only as a patron..."
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"but as an integral part of its most popular exhibit..."
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"Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam."
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"I don't really want to be Adam this year."
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"Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line..."
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"behind, what, about five homos."
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"That was wrong. I'm... I'm so sorry."
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"It's just that I have one down at the office now..."
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"and, I mean, it is every day."
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"I would be happy to play Adam. I'd prefer a speaking part..."
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"Please don't speak for the rest of the meeting."
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"- Zing! - No, no, seriously. I don't want to play Adam."
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"Buster, every year we go through this song and dance..."
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"and every year you say, "Thank you, Mama, for making me play Adam.""
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"- You're doing it. - This concerned Buster..."
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"as he'd been secretly dating his mother's best friend..."
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"and chief social rival, Lucille Austero."
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"Can't we just stay here and play poker again?"
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"You can bet your vertigo medicine against my anxiety pills."
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"No. Buster, for God's sake, there is music to hear..."
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"places to go, envy to stir."
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"Look, I'm tired of keeping our love a secret."
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"We are going out, and that is that!"
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"- Oh. - Oh, Buster. Okay, I'm okay."
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"I'm okay."
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"Okay. I'm gonna get out of your hair."
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"- We'll talk about this money later in the week. - Excuse me."
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"We're not going to pay $20,000 to get my Dad out for one day."
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"No. It's a bond. It's all refundable, unlike my time."
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"It's been a complete waste of two hours, okay?"
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"We're just not going to do it, and that's that."
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"- Are you writing two hours? - No, I'm taking notes on the case."
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"- Let me just see what you just wrote. - You're scaring me."
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"just leave it alone! It is a gift from a client! Ruining a good meeting."
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"- Barry's very good. - He's an idiot."
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"Exactly. We're not trying to get Dad out for a night."
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"We're trying to get him out for good."
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"We're gonna get a new lawyer. I actually know of one who's available."
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"His name's WayneJarvis. He's a top guy."
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"WayneJarvis had become famous..."
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"after an employment discrimination suit..."
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"against the family's current attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn."
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"It'll be a long time before Barry Zuckerkorn calls anyone a homo again."
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"You know, I am really happy that you two are in agreement..."
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"but we're not getting rid of Barry."
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"He's like family, and you can't fire family."
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"Yeah, I know. Hey, Maeby."
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"Maeby, where have you been?"
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"You left me at home. You do remember you have a daughter, right?"
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"Uh, yes, of course we remember..."
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"and we were worried sick, young lady."
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"She's fine. Our daughter's all right, everybody, so..."
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"- You said you didn't want her to come. - I said I didn't want you to come."
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"- Oh, that makes more sense. - Now she's going to think we're totally self-involved."
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"I can fix this. Buster's probably still in the lobby."
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"Let me go see if I can't get him to give me the part of Adam."
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"And I'll see if I can get some money from my mom. - Lupe!"
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"There are some juice glasses on the sofa table."
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"Mama, I'll help you clean up."
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"There are some salad plates on the piano."
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"Wow. What a party. You make it seem so effortless."
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"What do you need money for? A divorce?"
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"No, Mom. Tobias and I are doing fine, thank you."
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"- It's my credit card debt. - Forget it."
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"Fine. I'll ask Michael. He'll give it to me."
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"Maybe if you get him drunk. It's the only way he'll give money..."
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"to someone he calls a "stay-in-bed mom.""
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"- He said that about me? - I thought it was harsh."
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"But, you know, he thinks you're completely irresponsible."
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"A stay-in-bed mom."
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"Probably because you don't work, and you're lazy."
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"His words."
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"- I can't believe him. - I know!"
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"just when you were getting along so well."
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"They've got to be kidding me."
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"Michael's brother Gob, meanwhile..."
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"had missed the meeting that morning after being delayed by his girlfriend Marta."
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"?: Te quiero!"
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"- English, please. - I love you."
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"Great. Now I'm late."
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"And while Gob took his girlfriend for granted..."
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"Michael was learning Spanish to get closer to her."
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"That is not something I can bring to my boss."
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"Unfortunately, the one tape he could find was oflittle use to him."
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"Are you going to the complimentary breakfast?"
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"That'll get her hot."
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"Well, if it isn't the boy who lives under the stairs."
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"- Hey, Gob. - What are you doing, learning Spanish?"
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"Nope. It's, uh... It's something for work, so, yes, uh, yeah."
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"Meanwhile, Buster was trying to get George Michael..."
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"Meanwhile, Buster was trying to get George Michael..."
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"to take his place as Adam."
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"I don't know, Uncle Buster."
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"- Well, you don't have the "frontspiece" yet. - "Frontspiece"?"
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