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Clips from Arrested Development - Top Banana (S01E01)

"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"It's Arrested Development."
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"Another setback for the once prominent Bluth family..."
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"as their frozen banana stand..."
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"a Newport Beach landmark burns to the ground."
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"A delicious whodunit after this."
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"A week before the fire..."
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"Michael Bluth was trying to save the Bluth Company..."
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"- but his father was making it difficult. - I need the flight records, Dad."
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"I'm trying to find some money for the family."
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"There's always money in the banana stand."
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"I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Want some?"
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"- You wanna take a bite? Take a bite. - Please. Please."
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"- Come on. Take a bite. Bite. - The S.E.C. has locked up our funds."
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"- These guys aren't messing around. - No touching!"
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"So I need you to tell me. Were you taking vacations in the jet?"
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"Is that what you're hiding from me?"
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"I haven't had a vacation in years. This is my vacation."
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"I'm exercising. I'm sleeping well."
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"- You're doing time. - I'm doing the time of my life!"
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"- What's up, pumpkin? - Hey. T-Bone!"
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"- What's up? - Yeah. T-Bone's my roommate."
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"- Oh. - He's a flamer."
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"- T's checking out today. - Yeah."
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"Well, I guess every vacation's gotta come to an end."
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"You just made a fool out of yourself in front ofT-Bone."
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"Anyway, I want you to give him a job at the company. Sales."
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"- I'm not gonna do that. - Why not?"
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"- Because we don't have any money. - Because he's a flamer?"
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"- I told you that in confidence. - You don't seem to understand I'm running this company now..."
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"and I need the flight records, and I'm gonna get them..."
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"- with or without your help. - All right."
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"No touching!"
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"I got something we can try, all right? It's a little risky."
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"- Please. - Open up."
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"What do you mean about..."
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"While George Sr. was losing a roommate..."
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"George Michael was having a hard time adjusting to his new one."
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"Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up."
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"- Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. - I'm up!"
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"Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, Maeby."
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"Do you wanna hop on your cousin's lap there, please?"
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"Whoa, bumpy road ahead."
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"So, he addressed his problem head-on."
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"Dad, I wanna work more hours at the banana stand."
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"Wow. Huh. Well, that's great."
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"You know, I used to be just like you when I was a kid."
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"I used to love it there. - It's gonna be our best summer ever, Mikey!"
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"Well, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna give you a promotion."
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"Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager."
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"Wow! I'm Mr. Manager!"
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"Well, manager. We just say "manager.""
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"And you can hire an employee if you need one."
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"- Do you think I need one? - Don't look at me, Mr. Manager."
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"Right. It's up to me now. I'm Mr. Manager."
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"- Manager. We just say... - I know, but you just..."
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"It doesn't matter who."
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"I don't know what I expected."
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"What's going on? This is exactly where the two of you were when I left this morning."
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"- Is nobody gonna even try to get a job? - I have a job, Michael."
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"- It's called supporting my husband. - You haven't been shopping."
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"The only thing I found in the freezer was a dead dove in a bag."
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"You didn't eat that, did you? 'Cause I've only got a couple days left to return it."
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"Died right in the middle of a show."
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"- Do you want a cage for that? - No. I'm a magician."
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"What is your return policy, by the way?"
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"Not that I have to defend myself, but for your information, I did go shopping."
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"You spent $68 on hair conditioner?"
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"A small price to pay for self-esteem, Michael."
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"Or are you still jealous that you lost Best Hair to me in high school and got Dorkiest?"
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"Lindsay's achievements in high school..."
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"had always overshadowed Michael's."
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"I agree with Michael. It's important not to tie your self-esteem..."
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"into how you look or what people think of you."
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"I mean, look at me. I'm an actor."
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"An actor, for crying out loud!"
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"You know how much rejection I face every day?"
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"But in this business of show..."
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"you have to have the heart of an angel..."
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"and the hide of an elephant."
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"But you've never actually had an audition."
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"Well..."
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"excuse me!"
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"Excuse me."
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"Some really great spousal support. You know something, Lindsay?"
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"You might wanna start thinking about the example you're setting for your daughter..."
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"unless you want her to end up just like you."
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"Yeah. Shoot me when that happens."
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"Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?"
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"George Michael, you're taking your cousin to work today."
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"That's your new employee. I do not want my niece to end up just like everyone in this family."
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"Uh-uh. You're not telling my daughter what to do. She's a child!"
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"No, I'm not. I can work."
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"I don't know about this. I mean, it can get pretty hairy in there."
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"Fine. Do what you want."
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"If I know my daughter, that stand won't be there in a week."
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"You stay on top of her, buddy."
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"Do not be afraid to ride her. Hard."
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"George Michael's attempt to distance himself..."
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"from his cousin proved unsuccessful."
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"I can't tell you how many health codes you're violating right now."
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"I can't believe I volunteered for this."
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"This is my stupidest rebellion ever."
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"Hey, do you wanna go play Skee-Ball?"
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"Wait... This is the cash drawer."
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"My dad's gonna come by at the end of the weekend..."
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"and the number of bananas has to match the amount of money in here."
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"- Oh, so it all has to even out? - Exactly."
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"Easy. Banana."
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"Buck."
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"Banana. Take a buck."
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"And Michael went to his mother for the flight records..."
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"his father wouldn't give him."
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"Then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich?"
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"- I gotta go. - Who was that? Was that Dad?"
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"- That was Gob. - Uh-huh."
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"- So, Mom, I'm trying to find... - I don't know where they are."
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"these flight records."
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