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Clips from Arrested Development - Exit Strategy (S03E03)

"for her upcoming deposition in the case against their father."
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"- Why were you drinking? - If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night..."
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"so I thought we could all do something for her."
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"Didn't he just say Gob should be ashamed of himself?"
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"- It's a USO tour. - You're not going."
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"I'm doing my Christian magic act my religion girlfriend helped me work out."
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"- I'm gonna do the wine into water. - It's water into wine."
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"for somebody who is not only trying to hurt them..."
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"And as Tobias waited for the elevator..."
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"Michael went to confront his father about Gob's trip to Iraq."
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"Everyone knows you built homes for Saddam Hussein. Tell me what's going on."
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"Buster was not only providing medical students..."
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"He'd be screaming right now. That's okay. Try again."
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"And a much-needed set of teeth for a dental program..."
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"Designed to encourage at-risk youth."
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"Even Buster was moved."
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"I love you, Buster."
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"even if it meant you'd been faking this whole time."
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"Aw! Faker!"
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"She was wrong on that one."
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"Of course, he hadn't used his legs in three weeks."
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"And Michael met with Wayne Jarvis."
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"And I can assure you that no one is hiding."
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"- "She's Out of My Life." - "She's Out of My Life.""
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"As for your brother Gob in the USO..."
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"And imagine the impact if that had come on right when we turned on the TV."
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"just because I was using precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation."
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"- Oh. - God knows what they're doing to him."
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"- Do you have to go by yourself? - Let me go with you."
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"Like a child's laundry. We don't really have a word for it."
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"but, ironically, not Martha Stewart."
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"photocopies are not admissible as memories."
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"Wow! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken."
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"I can't believe they wouldn't give me a wheelchair ride."
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"I'd give anything to have you stay here."
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"- What's this? - Cab driver said he went into a coma..."
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"- Okay, okay. - Oh, I missed you, Michael!"
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"- What, 'cause I'm not crying? - Maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this..."
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"What's he doing here? I thought he was in a coma."
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"And that is why Jesus was often referred to as..."
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""the king... of kings.""
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"Queens. The king of queens."
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"Now I would like you to behold one of the late, great Jesus's biggest illusions..."
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"The burning bush!"
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"The security forces arrived to suppress..."
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"what appeared to be an anti-American demonstration."
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"That's okay. Use your foot. The thigh bruises. What doesn't? Try again."
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"He had said, if I happened to be in the neighborhood of Sadr City and Mamoon..."
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"Take my picture!"
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"And that's when Michael discovered the bombshell."
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"- It's good. - And back in Iraq."
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"- Doesn't this make you wanna have an ice cream cone? - It does."
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"- Get in the cell, stupid. - You're... You're..."
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"You're the one who didn't even shut the door. Come on!"
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"We've been lookin' for WMD's for years."
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"This is our stuff. I gotta call this in."
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"Buster? Please?"
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"Baker."
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"It doesn't sound like CIA East. I'll check with CIA West."
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"Oh, look. I'm Uncle Buster."
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"I've never wanted to say this, but..."
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"No. I'm, uh... I wouldn't."
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"Some more than others."
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"They contacted my dad for the plans."
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"But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take you guys out."
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"I could really go for some Italian."
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"- I'm no scar. I'm no scar. - Oh, my God."
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"Dot com."
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"Michael was preparing his sister..."
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"Unbutton my shirt a bit and give 'em this look."
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"- Not really sure what you're goin' for. - I drank a lot last night."
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"- it's because I almost did. - That's why."
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"But Tobias had a low tolerance for alcohol."
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"Oh, you look very hands..."
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"So you just finished off the bottle?"
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"I had to. It's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened."
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"I think that's another one of Mom's little fibs."
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"You know, like, "I'll sacrifice anything for my children.""
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"Speaking of Mom, she really doesn't want me to do this deposition."
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"You have to, Lindsay. Sorry. You've been subpoenaed."
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"I'm afraid I might not be able to be deposed either."
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"I got a call out of the blue for a chance to play a very important part..."
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"in... The Prosecution."
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"- The prosecution called you? - I assume it's a CBS procedural."
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"They didn't send sides, so I thought I'd trot out a Vagina Monologue or something else I know."
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"They did ask for old photos and documents..."
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"so I went and got these out of the secret room... Oop."
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""The prosecution" is not a TV show."
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"It's clearly somebody in the D.A.'s office trying to get you to flip."
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"These guys will bend the law to enforce the law."
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"Tell me that's not a CBS franchise."
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"I'm serious. Why else would they want all these documents?"
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"For set dressing, silly."
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"Those Hollywood shows are so incredibly detailed."
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"You're gonna tell them you're not interested. We all have to be careful."
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"- Including me? - You don't have any secrets."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I..."
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"Um, hey, uh, speaking of that."
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"It's actually her birthday soon..."
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"- Whose birthday? - Maeby's."
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"I was changing the subject. We... No. Yeah, we weren't talking about Maeby."
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"But she's been feeling kind of left out of the family lately..."
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"Actually, he'd already told her about it."
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"I just poured Mom into bed."
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"- Would it kill her to let some vodka go bad? - No. Vodka doesn't..."
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"It's my birthday in a week, and I bet you they don't even know."
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"They wouldn't forget your 16th birthday."
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"Oh, my gosh. Our little girl's turning 14."
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"- Sixteen actually. - Well, I am off to buy the perfect present."
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"- Maybe she'd like a suit like this. - That is her suit."
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"- They probably don't make it in a woman's style. - They only make it in a woman's."
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"Well, I'm off, my love."
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"- You see? Sometimes, shame can be fun. - Shame?"
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"Secrets. You... You said "shame.""
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"He said "shame.""
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"How does he know about her?"
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"No, but give it a while. Somebody will. What's all that for?"
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"- It's for my out-of-town act. - Out of town, Gob?"
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"- The prosecution is watching every move we make. - I'm just going to Iraq."
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"- No, you're not. - Yes, I am."
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