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Clips from Arrested Development - Public Relations (S01E01)

"Michael Bluth was taking his son..."
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"to an interview at the prestigious Milford School..."
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"an institution once famous for its credo..."
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"that children should be neither seen nor heard."
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"Woman."
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"They're not getting in."
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"- I might not get in either, and that wouldn't be the end of the world. - Shh."
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"We're not even going down that road, okay?"
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"The next four years are all about your future..."
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"and that's the most important thing to me, okay?"
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"Things have changed around here. We have talking sessions throughout the day."
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"We even have a talking room where students are encouraged..."
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"to go in and talk to their heart's content."
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"- Sounds like fun. - First thing he's said all day."
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"The point is I'm not my father."
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"I do think it's best for the Milford School..."
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"to distance itself from the Bluth name."
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"It's... nothing personal."
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"Are you talking about the fact that my father is in jail?"
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"Because I don't like to be compared to my father either."
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"- I don't mind being compared to my father. - Save it for the talk room."
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"- Sorry. - I can assure you that my family is back on track..."
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"- and no longer in any trouble. - Not according to today's paper."
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"Oh, God. What have we done this time?"
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"- Don't ever mention Klimpy's to me again. - What did you do?"
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"If I still had money, I'd buy a Klimpy's just to burn it to the ground."
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"I know, Mom. You hate Klimpy's. Tell me what happened."
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"Your sister and I tried to get into that new restaurant, Rud..."
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"and they wouldn't let us in."
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"Mrs. Bluth, there's absolutely no room."
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"Come on. I've suddenly lost my appetite."
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"Oh, who's going to believe that?"
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"With her blood sugar at a perilous low..."
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"Lucille made Lindsay pull into the nearest restaurant."
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"Welcome to Klimpy's! Anywhere you like!"
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"This does not bode well."
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"- I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna. - Plate or platter?"
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"- I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."
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"- And what would you like? - I'd like my old life back."
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"So there really was no fight?"
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"Well, one tiny thing at the end."
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"- How can you treat me this way? - Oh, please! Everything I've said about you..."
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"can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem."
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"Good grief almighty! You think I'm enjoying my slide into poverty?"
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"Sorry, Lindsay. There goes your dessert."
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"Why don't you eat it, Mother?"
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"Why don't you just take this cake and shove it..."
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"Hey, who called the cops?"
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"It was all just a big misunderstanding."
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"Totally blown out of proportion."
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"Well, listen, I think it cost George Michael a chance to go to the Milford School."
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"Oh, big deal. Buster's the only one who ever liked it."
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"Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard..."
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"that he remained at the school undetected for a full two semesters..."
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"after he was supposed to graduate."
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"Nonetheless, this bad press is starting to taint my son's future..."
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"and we've got to put an end to it."
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"Michael, if this is a lecture on how we're all supposed to whatever and blah, blah, blah..."
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"well, you can save it 'cause we all know it by heart."
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"- Good-bye, Missus. - Lindsay, you'll be happy to know that I have a new idea."
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"I met a publicist today. I'm gonna hire her."
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"- We need somebody to make us look good. - I say it's a waste of money."
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"We're plenty sympathetic as we are."
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"- Is this your onion? - Yes."
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"- What's in the foil? - Nothing. It's a ball of foil for my son."
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"Have a great day, sweetie."
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"I don't know how she can't."
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"So this publicist, Michael, is she cute?"
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"I never really noticed. - In fact, Michael had noticed her at the gym..."
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"but only recently gotten up the nerve to talk to her..."
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"giving him a chance to work on his flirting skills..."
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"- Race you to the top of the hill. - which had gotten rusty over the years."
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"- I'll race you to the top of the hill. - I brought a picnic lunch."
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"- Hey, that hill was really... - Jessie Bowers."
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"If you ever have any public relations needs..."
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"My relations are already a little too public. I'm Michael Bluth."
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"- From the Bluth Company? - That's right."
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"I'm giving you my direct line."
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"Okay, sure. She's... She's cute, I suppose."
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"I mean, now that you're making me think about it, uh, she's cute."
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"She's a cutie. She's a little cutie pie. But I never really noticed."
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"- Why don't you just ask her out? - That's not an option."
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"- 'Cause you're scared? - No, because of George Michael."
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"He still hasn't gotten over losing his mother."
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"I just want to get him through high school; then we'll deal with me."
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"So you didn't get any while you were in high school..."
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"and now you're not gonna get any while George Michael's in high school."
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"And so the family gathered at the model home..."
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"eager to hear their new publicist's plan."
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"- Get jobs and behave? - Instead of us getting jobs..."
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"why don't you do your job and tell everyone we've got jobs?"
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"- I have a job. - Kiss ass."
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"Well, we were all thinking it."
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"Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do."
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"Excellent question. A publicist..."
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"No, no. I was talking to George Michael."
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"When did you get a job?"
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"- At the banana stand. - Oh! Duh."
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"I thought you meant like a plumber or something."
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"And I was like, When did that happen?"
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"Jessie, why don't you just go ahead andjump in here."
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"It's a tough group to keep focused."
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"I'm going on the offensive. I want to get an article in the paper..."
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"to show that this is a functional family and a relatable family."
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"Are we on? Hello! Hello from prison!"
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"Thanks to Jessie for setting up this telelink."
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"I've started a Torah study group. I'm very excited about it."
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"Looks like... I don't know... looks like I have some possible converts."
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"Your father's religious now? We'll play that up."
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"Your father's religious now? We'll play that up."
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"- It's very sympathetic. - Yeah. Who doesn't love theJews?"
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"And it allows me to put Michael front and center."
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"He needs to be the new face of this family."
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"He's the only likable one in the bunch. No offense."
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"- None taken. - I'm sorry."
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"Isn't Michael the least likable one in the family?"
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"No. There are very few intelligent..."
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"attractive and straight men in this town."
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"Well, that certainly leaves me out."
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"She... She said single."
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