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Clips from Arrested Development - Rom-Traum (S05E05)

Short Films 2003 Season 5, Episode 7 6 min ★ 7.1/10 (322 ratings) 705 clips
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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Top Banana 1 2
Bringing Up Buster 1 3
Key Decisions 1 4
Charity Drive 1 5
Visiting Ours 1 6
In God We Trust 1 7
My Mother the Car 1 8
Pier Pressure 1 10
Public Relations 1 11
Marta Complex 1 12
Shock and Aww 1 14
Staff Infection 1 15
Altar Egos 1 16
Justice Is Blind 1 17
Missing Kitty 1 18
Best Man for the Gob 1 19
Whistler's Mother 1 20
Not Without My Daughter 1 21
Let 'Em Eat Cake 1 22
The One Where Michael Leaves 2 1
The One Where They Build a House 2 2
Amigos 2 3
Good Grief! 2 4
Sad Sack 2 5
Afternoon Delight 2 6
Switch Hitter 2 7
Queen for a Day 2 8
Burning Love 2 9
Hand to God 2 12
Motherboy XXX 2 13
The Immaculate Election 2 14
Sword of Destiny 2 15
Meat the Veals 2 16
Spring Breakout 2 17
Righteous Brothers 2 18
The Cabin Show 3 1
For British Eyes Only 3 2
Forget Me Now 3 3
Notapusy 3 4
Title Season Episode
Mr. F 3 5
The Ocean Walker 3 6
Prison Break-In 3 7
Making a Stand 3 8
S.O.B.s 3 9
Fakin' It 3 10
Family Ties 3 11
Exit Strategy 3 12
Development Arrested 3 13
Flight of the Phoenix 4 1
Borderline Personalities 4 2
Indian Takers 4 3
The B. Team 4 4
A New Start 4 5
Double Crossers 4 6
Colony Collapse 4 7
Red Hairing 4 8
Smashed 4 9
Queen B. 4 10
A New Attitude 4 11
Señoritis 4 12
It Gets Better 4 13
Off the Hook 4 14
Blockheads 4 15
Family Leave 5 1
Self-Deportation 5 2
Everyone Gets Atrophy 5 3
An Old Start 5 4
Sinking Feelings 5 5
Emotional Baggage 5 6
Rom-Traum 5 7
Premature Independence 5 8
Unexpected Company 5 9
Taste Makers 5 10
Chain Migration 5 11
Check Mates 5 12
The Untethered Sole 5 13
Saving for Arraignment Day 5 14
Courting Disasters 5 15
The Fallout 5 16
Michael and the family attorney
"Michael and the family attorney"
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- were visiting Buster in jail. - I take it Mother's not coming.
"- were visiting Buster in jail. - I take it Mother's not coming."
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She hates you, Michael.
"She hates you, Michael."
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and she won't use it until she gets her selfish needs met.
"and she won't use it until she gets her selfish needs met."
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that the DA is onto whatever her scheme is, like,
"that the DA is onto whatever her scheme is, like,"
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we tell Mom that the DA knows where there is some evidence,
"we tell Mom that the DA knows where there is some evidence,"
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Lucille 2's head in a box?
"Lucille 2's head in a box?"
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That's... It's gotta be real.
"That's... It's gotta be real."
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how about the DA is close to locating
"how about the DA is close to locating"
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Now, the story of a wealthy family
"Now, the story of a wealthy family"
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Michael group-texted his family to meet at the cottage,
"Michael group-texted his family to meet at the cottage,"
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but accidentally included...
"but accidentally included..."
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Hope she gets it right this time.
"Hope she gets it right this time."
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Speaking of that, how are things with Stan?
"Speaking of that, how are things with Stan?"
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But, not to make you jealous,
"But, not to make you jealous,"
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He expects sex after the election?
"He expects sex after the election?"
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Wow. Well, I guess you are jealous, huh?
"Wow. Well, I guess you are jealous, huh?"
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by taunting Buster with a skinhead.
"by taunting Buster with a skinhead."
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I don't want you swimming anywhere near her.
"I don't want you swimming anywhere near her."
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which is on the 2nd.
"which is on the 2nd."
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like we do with Cinco.
"like we do with Cinco."
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- Did you say Tony? - Won't he.
"- Did you say Tony? - Won't he."
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No one's saying that
"No one's saying that"
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- We're different. - Although, it's worth noting
"- We're different. - Although, it's worth noting"
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Gob didn't want to let on that he didn't know
"Gob didn't want to let on that he didn't know"
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I've got new info. It can be whatever
"I've got new info. It can be whatever"
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you want to say, I'm saying.
"you want to say, I'm saying."
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Um, can I speak to you privately for a moment?
"Um, can I speak to you privately for a moment?"
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Oh. Yeah?
"Oh. Yeah?"
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Oh, it's just so mundane. I don't want to bore everyone.
"Oh, it's just so mundane. I don't want to bore everyone."
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- It's just so mundane. - I'll get out of your hair.
"- It's just so mundane. - I'll get out of your hair."
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And Michael went to stake out the parking lot.
"And Michael went to stake out the parking lot."
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- Hey, Dad. Wait. You're leaving? - Hey.
"- Hey, Dad. Wait. You're leaving? - Hey."
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Isn't that how you described it?
"Isn't that how you described it?"
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you don't give too much away. Don't change yourself.
"you don't give too much away. Don't change yourself."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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that he'd attempted to dye his hair pink
"that he'd attempted to dye his hair pink"
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Three generations of Bluths in one place.
"Three generations of Bluths in one place."
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Anybody have a camera?
"Anybody have a camera?"
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- On my phone. - Yes, sir.
"- On my phone. - Yes, sir."
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- Need a hop on? - No, thanks.
"- Need a hop on? - No, thanks."
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Okay. I'm actually complete opposite direction.
"Okay. I'm actually complete opposite direction."
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I'm going up to Search campus.
"I'm going up to Search campus."
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I love the idea of you going to the beach. Do that.
"I love the idea of you going to the beach. Do that."
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Make sure it doesn't turn your hair red again.
"Make sure it doesn't turn your hair red again."
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showed up at the cottage to make sure
"showed up at the cottage to make sure"
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Was Michael lying about talking to you on the phone just now?
"Was Michael lying about talking to you on the phone just now?"
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- knowing about the cottage. - You want to know
"- knowing about the cottage. - You want to know"
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but they wanted to go with something real,
"but they wanted to go with something real,"
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so we went with the evidence they actually had.
"so we went with the evidence they actually had."
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One spiky, one bald.
"One spiky, one bald."
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That idiot. I told him to keep her out of sight.
"That idiot. I told him to keep her out of sight."
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Maybe he went to find Oscar, warn him about the picture.
"Maybe he went to find Oscar, warn him about the picture."
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so that George or you would lead them to Lucille 2.
"so that George or you would lead them to Lucille 2."
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I will not let that woman steal everything I've taken from her.
"I will not let that woman steal everything I've taken from her."
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George Sr. turned south on Coast Highway,
"George Sr. turned south on Coast Highway,"
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I think you were right.
"I think you were right."
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And he probably made plans to see her this time in Mexico
"And he probably made plans to see her this time in Mexico"
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Oh, you have to go, Buttons.
"Oh, you have to go, Buttons."
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At least my mom never tried to sleep with somebody I was da...
"At least my mom never tried to sleep with somebody I was da..."
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Uh, but he's family.
"Uh, but he's family."
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That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming.
"That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming."
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which, if you guys mention, you're fired.
"which, if you guys mention, you're fired."
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But we can change whether Tony is in your life.
"But we can change whether Tony is in your life."
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Tony's pretending to be a gay magician.
"Tony's pretending to be a gay magician."
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We're just gonna need the perfect trick.
"We're just gonna need the perfect trick."
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... two cars ahead of...
"... two cars ahead of..."
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- north is going. - Oh, it's fine.
"- north is going. - Oh, it's fine."
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I took Highway 5, so there's, you know, no view,
"I took Highway 5, so there's, you know, no view,"
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What's the bell?
"What's the bell?"
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I hope that I'm half the father to him that you are to me.
"I hope that I'm half the father to him that you are to me."
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George Michael.
"George Michael."
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Michael felt doubly guilty
"Michael felt doubly guilty"
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for not just telling a lie, but stealing one.
"for not just telling a lie, but stealing one."
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No, thank you. Uh, nein, danke.
"No, thank you. Uh, nein, danke."
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He's going to Father B's.
"He's going to Father B's."
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I have time for an ice cream.
"I have time for an ice cream."
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Of course this is where they'd hide Lucille 2.
"Of course this is where they'd hide Lucille 2."
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How'd Santa like his pea soup?
"How'd Santa like his pea soup?"
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I didn't want you to know. I was embarrassed.
"I didn't want you to know. I was embarrassed."
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Hiding Lucille? What are you talking about?
"Hiding Lucille? What are you talking about?"
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and I have plans with Dusty,
"and I have plans with Dusty,"
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and get your feelings hurt tonight.
"and get your feelings hurt tonight."
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Okay, you want to see a real man, you're going to.
"Okay, you want to see a real man, you're going to."
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Years earlier, when Oscar introduced
"Years earlier, when Oscar introduced"
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Probably so they can build a border wall.
"Probably so they can build a border wall."
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My son doesn't believe.
"My son doesn't believe."
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Fünke. I'm still legally recognized as your son-in-law.
"Fünke. I'm still legally recognized as your son-in-law."
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Here... here it comes.
"Here... here it comes."
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It was worth it. Now you know how to do a proper spit take.
"It was worth it. Now you know how to do a proper spit take."
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my moron son keeps calling every five minutes
"my moron son keeps calling every five minutes"
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since she came back on Cinco de Mayo?
"since she came back on Cinco de Mayo?"
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Normally, I would say no, but the ostriches
"Normally, I would say no, but the ostriches"
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Mark always did.
"Mark always did."
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So, I got a job delivering mail for the day.
"So, I got a job delivering mail for the day."
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Yes, I suppose I could've told you that from up there,
"Yes, I suppose I could've told you that from up there,"
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And this is my last delivery, so I get to put on my human clothes.
"And this is my last delivery, so I get to put on my human clothes."
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I should do... Soft time. Yeah.
"I should do... Soft time. Yeah."
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He has my mojo, and all he eats is maca.
"He has my mojo, and all he eats is maca."
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I wish I could get some of what they were on.
"I wish I could get some of what they were on."
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♪ Coincidence? ♪
"♪ Coincidence? ♪"
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Assuming his father was inside the Winnebago with Rebel,
"Assuming his father was inside the Winnebago with Rebel,"
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he rang her to catch her off guard when he made his move.
"he rang her to catch her off guard when he made his move."
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Always so lovely to hear your voice.
"Always so lovely to hear your voice."
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George Michael knew he had made a horrible mistake,
"George Michael knew he had made a horrible mistake,"
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But he couldn't get to his car unseen
"But he couldn't get to his car unseen"
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Dad, trust
"Dad, trust"
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And so, Michael rushed after Lucille 2's Cadillac
"And so, Michael rushed after Lucille 2's Cadillac"
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so I peed in a Wetzel bag.
"so I peed in a Wetzel bag."
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And the family that was chasing itself for no reason...
"And the family that was chasing itself for no reason..."
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Your land?
"Your land?"
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Although, we used to have better signs.
"Although, we used to have better signs."
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discovered how cold Mexico was at night.
"discovered how cold Mexico was at night."
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they shouldn't write them in Spanish.
"they shouldn't write them in Spanish."
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in the gully, I would've caved, but not now.
"in the gully, I would've caved, but not now."
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Gob and his new conversion buddies labor
"Gob and his new conversion buddies labor"
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to design the perfect trick.
"to design the perfect trick."
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You've got two... Thank you, you're a dear.
"You've got two... Thank you, you're a dear."
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- Mom? No. She couldn't make it. - Why is that?
"- Mom? No. She couldn't make it. - Why is that?"
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She said that I could make up whatever reason I want.
"She said that I could make up whatever reason I want."
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