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Clips from Arrested Development - Pier Pressure (S01E01)

"Michael Bluth was talking to his son about his latest test."
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"- A-minus, huh? - Proud of me?"
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"Very proud... minus."
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"Better go hit the books again. Get up there."
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"C-minus. C M-I-N-E-S."
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"- Did you even study? - No, I didn't."
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"Wow. How impressive is that?"
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"The bar for the refrigerator has been lowered, huh?"
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"Oh, grades are meaningless."
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"Maeby's last school didn't even have them."
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"Back in Boston..."
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"Maeby's parents had enrolled her in a progressive school..."
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"with its own system of evaluation."
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"All I'm saying is that you might want to push her a little bit."
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"A kid without discipline can get into some pretty tough stuff."
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"You think she's gonna suddenly turn to drugs 'cause she got a C-plus?"
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"Minus. And, yes, I think that, without boundaries, a kid can get into trouble."
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"Yeah, sometimes that could mean drugs."
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"I think stress is what leads to trouble..."
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"the kind you put on George Michael, even when he gets an A."
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"Minus. An A gets him ice cream. He knows that."
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"You're as bad as Dad with his ridiculous lessons."
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"George Sr. had used his considerable means..."
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"to stage intricate scenarios..."
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"to teach his children what he considered valuable life lessons."
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"- I need help. - I'll get my gear."
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"Typically, these scenarios would involve a man named J. Walter Weatherman..."
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"a one-time employee who lost his arm..."
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"in a Bluth Company construction accident."
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"- Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? - We're out of milk."
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"I could have got it earlier if someone would have left a note."
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"Oh."
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"Why? If someone had left a note..."
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"this-this innocent man would still have his arm."
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"Why?"
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"And that's why you always leave a note."
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"Those lessons worked, didn't they? We still leave notes to this day."
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"Oh, that's what that was about."
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"I thought he was trying to get us off dairy."
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"- I need a favor. - What happened to, Hello. I need a favor?"
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"I owe Hot Cops 500 bucks."
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"- Hot Cops? - It's the stripping agency I used to work for."
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"- Cop uniform. - Right."
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"I might have been just a little too believable."
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"Police! Open up!"
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"Anyway, they're claiming that I never delivered on the gig."
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"- I'm not an A.T.M. - I keep forgetting how hilarious you are."
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"- Shh, shh, shh! You're making it worse. - Am I?"
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"I'm gonna give you the cash, but, in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime."
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"My gut is telling me No, but my gut is also very hungry."
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"All right. I'll do it."
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"Michael then left for his mother's apartment..."
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"where she greeted him with some not-so-surprising news."
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"- I need a favor. - We ought to put that on our family crest."
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"- Oh, Michael... - Spare me."
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"The S.E.C. is making me inventory everything I own."
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"They want me to prove no new purchases have been made with company money."
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"- And there haven't been, right? - Not after we doctor all these receipts."
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"I can't help you, Mom. I've got a job."
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"I gotta make some money so you can buy more things and destroy the evidence."
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"You're right. I'll ask Lindsay."
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"- Hey, Buster. - Hey, Brother."
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"- You headed over to your girlfriend's? - Yeah. She's down again."
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"Buster's girlfriend, Lucille Austero, suffers from chronic vertigo..."
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"which she has been trying to fight without the use of medication."
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"Her nausea's gotten really bad. It's really been difficult on us."
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"It's definitely taking its toll."
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"You know you're free to go. It's not like you made a commitment to this woman."
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"Well, I didn't make a commitment."
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"- I did refer to it as our nausea. - Mm."
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"But you know, that's when we were goin' at it really hot and heavy."
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"Well, now it's my nausea."
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"Later, Lucille stopped by the model home..."
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"Later, Lucille stopped by the model home..."
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"to enlist her daughter's help cataloging her valuables."
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"- I can't. - Why not?"
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"Because I'm... Don't want to."
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"Maybe I don't feel like being criticized around-the-clock."
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"I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism..."
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"sometimes a diet is the best defense."
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"- Oh, hey, Gangy. - Hi."
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"- D-plus. Sign this. - This is a D-minus."
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"- Either way, it's above a D, right? - Another world-beater."
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"And Lindsay realized she needed to take a firmer hand with her daughter."
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"- I'm not signing this. - Fine. I will."
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"Is Lindsay with an A or an E?"
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"Okay, I know you got a crocodile in spelling, but this has gone too far."
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"I hate to say it, but Michael might be right."
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"You need to learn a little discipline."
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"Hmm. Nope, that doesn't feel right."
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"No, no, no. I'm telling you."
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"You are now punished. I punish thee."
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"Are you serious?"
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"What could you possibly come up with that would punish me?"
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"Oh, I have to come up with another thing?"
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"Oh, Lindsay, before I go, I just have one word for you."
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"Sleeves."
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"You're going to spend the day working for your grandmother."
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"No. No, that's not the answer, because you..."
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"What? No! You stupidjerk! Why don't..."
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"Dumb. Dumb. Dumb, George Michael."
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"- Dumb, dumb. - Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Calm down, you two. It's just a math problem."
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"If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job..."
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"and a happy life full of hard work, like you always say."
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"Maybe I'm pushing you too hard."
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"You're all stressed-out. Your eyes are all red."
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"Why don't you take the night off. just shut the book."
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"Go ahead. just close the book."
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"Go ahead."
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"Your finger is still in the book."
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"George Michael."
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"Buster, meanwhile, was still worried about Lucille 2..."
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"whose condition seemed to be worsening."
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"You okay? How's your nausea?"
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"Our."
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"I mean, our... our nausea."
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"He remembered a study he took part in..."
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"on medical marijuana and its effects on nausea."
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"The subject took the drug in the form of a T.H.C. pill."
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