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Clips from Arrested Development - Check Mates (S05E05)

Short Films 2003 Season 5, Episode 12 6 min ★ 7.1/10 (322 ratings) 576 clips
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Pilot 1 1
Top Banana 1 2
Bringing Up Buster 1 3
Key Decisions 1 4
Charity Drive 1 5
Visiting Ours 1 6
In God We Trust 1 7
My Mother the Car 1 8
Pier Pressure 1 10
Public Relations 1 11
Marta Complex 1 12
Shock and Aww 1 14
Staff Infection 1 15
Altar Egos 1 16
Justice Is Blind 1 17
Missing Kitty 1 18
Best Man for the Gob 1 19
Whistler's Mother 1 20
Not Without My Daughter 1 21
Let 'Em Eat Cake 1 22
The One Where Michael Leaves 2 1
The One Where They Build a House 2 2
Amigos 2 3
Good Grief! 2 4
Sad Sack 2 5
Afternoon Delight 2 6
Switch Hitter 2 7
Queen for a Day 2 8
Burning Love 2 9
Hand to God 2 12
Motherboy XXX 2 13
The Immaculate Election 2 14
Sword of Destiny 2 15
Meat the Veals 2 16
Spring Breakout 2 17
Righteous Brothers 2 18
The Cabin Show 3 1
For British Eyes Only 3 2
Forget Me Now 3 3
Notapusy 3 4
Title Season Episode
Mr. F 3 5
The Ocean Walker 3 6
Prison Break-In 3 7
Making a Stand 3 8
S.O.B.s 3 9
Fakin' It 3 10
Family Ties 3 11
Exit Strategy 3 12
Development Arrested 3 13
Flight of the Phoenix 4 1
Borderline Personalities 4 2
Indian Takers 4 3
The B. Team 4 4
A New Start 4 5
Double Crossers 4 6
Colony Collapse 4 7
Red Hairing 4 8
Smashed 4 9
Queen B. 4 10
A New Attitude 4 11
Señoritis 4 12
It Gets Better 4 13
Off the Hook 4 14
Blockheads 4 15
Family Leave 5 1
Self-Deportation 5 2
Everyone Gets Atrophy 5 3
An Old Start 5 4
Sinking Feelings 5 5
Emotional Baggage 5 6
Rom-Traum 5 7
Premature Independence 5 8
Unexpected Company 5 9
Taste Makers 5 10
Chain Migration 5 11
Check Mates 5 12
The Untethered Sole 5 13
Saving for Arraignment Day 5 14
Courting Disasters 5 15
The Fallout 5 16
They didn't give it to you as a gift.
"They didn't give it to you as a gift."
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and probably seek a merciless revenge.
"and probably seek a merciless revenge."
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[Ron] Dusty had more wisdom than it appeared.
"[Ron] Dusty had more wisdom than it appeared."
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I have to get Dusty ice cream.
"I have to get Dusty ice cream."
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Anyway, none of it was our fault.
"Anyway, none of it was our fault."
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For whatever reason, our dreams have not panned out.
"For whatever reason, our dreams have not panned out."
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[DeBrie] I just wanted to get out
"[DeBrie] I just wanted to get out"
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He's certainly not gonna buy it from you.
"He's certainly not gonna buy it from you."
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Are these people your family?
"Are these people your family?"
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Group hug.
"Group hug."
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They keep throwing these tough tech questions at me, like,
"They keep throwing these tough tech questions at me, like,"
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'Cause then you're tempted to be like,
"'Cause then you're tempted to be like,"
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Then they know there's no Fakeblock.
"Then they know there's no Fakeblock."
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Exactly to not answer these questions.
"Exactly to not answer these questions."
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a completely impenetrable wall.
"a completely impenetrable wall."
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-Well, why not? -[employees murmuring]
"-Well, why not? -[employees murmuring]"
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How sorry can you feel for some guy
"How sorry can you feel for some guy"
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-[laughs] Yeah. -Keep doing what you're doing.
"-[laughs] Yeah. -Keep doing what you're doing."
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-[George Michael] We've got jobs. -[Ron] While they were
"-[George Michael] We've got jobs. -[Ron] While they were"
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-getting out of the business... -[Maeby] Except us.
"-getting out of the business... -[Maeby] Except us."
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-Yeah, we're out of here. -...directly upstairs,
"-Yeah, we're out of here. -...directly upstairs,"
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George and Lucille were finally back in it.
"George and Lucille were finally back in it."
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that advice you gave us, the honesty thing,
"that advice you gave us, the honesty thing,"
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[Lucille] It was like the opposite of Pinocchio.
"[Lucille] It was like the opposite of Pinocchio."
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[George Sr.] Anyway, it worked.
"[George Sr.] Anyway, it worked."
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No, I'm not disappointed. Boy, George Michael.
"No, I'm not disappointed. Boy, George Michael."
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We had to pay off the employees, and the bank took the rest of it,
"We had to pay off the employees, and the bank took the rest of it,"
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-It's great. -Did this by himself.
"-It's great. -Did this by himself."
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I decided to expand. And what is the company motto?
"I decided to expand. And what is the company motto?"
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No, this company, uh, B.S. Enterprises, bought Fakeblock.
"No, this company, uh, B.S. Enterprises, bought Fakeblock."
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I'm B.S. Enterprises. It-- It was "Banana Stand,"
"I'm B.S. Enterprises. It-- It was "Banana Stand,""
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but it's also got a second meaning.
"but it's also got a second meaning."
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you were gonna give me a discount,
"you were gonna give me a discount,"
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That's how I felt when I found
"That's how I felt when I found"
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the money for it in a hidden account.
"the money for it in a hidden account."
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even though I did spend that couple of months
"even though I did spend that couple of months"
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'cause if Fakeblock doesn't work, we lose both companies for good.
"'cause if Fakeblock doesn't work, we lose both companies for good."
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the company, because it's invested in something valuable.
"the company, because it's invested in something valuable."
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You better tell that to the Chinese,
"You better tell that to the Chinese,"
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and they will be mildly displeased.
"and they will be mildly displeased."
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Mildly displeased.
"Mildly displeased."
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I feel sick.
"I feel sick."
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-Oh, no. -Did somebody say,
"-Oh, no. -Did somebody say,"
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"Wait until you find out who the president is"?
""Wait until you find out who the president is"?"
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I took this guy home with me last night after I found him
"I took this guy home with me last night after I found him"
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but, uh... but I figured, if somebody's willing to spend 3KK on my company,
"but, uh... but I figured, if somebody's willing to spend 3KK on my company,"
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pain for a lot of us.
"pain for a lot of us."
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and were about to stumble on a big piece of evidence.
"and were about to stumble on a big piece of evidence."
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["The Final Countdown" playing]
"["The Final Countdown" playing]"
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[Ron] On the next Arrested Development...
"[Ron] On the next Arrested Development..."
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[Ron] Gob continues to sing...
"[Ron] Gob continues to sing..."
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[upbeat music playing]
"[upbeat music playing]"
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-[Buster] Why did we come here? - [Ron] ...Oscar felt he could run no more.
"-[Buster] Why did we come here? - [Ron] ...Oscar felt he could run no more."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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-I have a confession of my own to make. -[Oscar] Huh?
"-I have a confession of my own to make. -[Oscar] Huh?"
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-But while I'm gone... -Yeah?
"-But while I'm gone... -Yeah?"
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or your behavior when I've caught you, so it's me or the weed.
"or your behavior when I've caught you, so it's me or the weed."
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[Buster chuckling]
"[Buster chuckling]"
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[theme music playing]
"[theme music playing]"
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with their wall investors,
"with their wall investors,"
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[man] The least we can do is pick up the check.
"[man] The least we can do is pick up the check."
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[George Sr.] And to many,
"[George Sr.] And to many,"
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-Ganbei. -Oh, that voice.
"-Ganbei. -Oh, that voice."
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Okay. Done.
"Okay. Done."
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Technically, yes, but you see, uh, on the flip side of that...
"Technically, yes, but you see, uh, on the flip side of that..."
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We did not expect you to know that.
"We did not expect you to know that."
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We're upset.
"We're upset."
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Look, we invested your money. That's the truth.
"Look, we invested your money. That's the truth."
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until the investment comes to fruition?
"until the investment comes to fruition?"
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You will hear from our people.
"You will hear from our people."
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And then, the-- the Romneys came.
"And then, the-- the Romneys came."
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Uh, not the regular ones; the Mexican Romneys.
"Uh, not the regular ones; the Mexican Romneys."
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So even if she had won, she couldn't have helped.
"So even if she had won, she couldn't have helped."
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Honesty's good.
"Honesty's good."
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And my wife is leaving me, and I don't know what to do.
"And my wife is leaving me, and I don't know what to do."
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-Oh, noodle stab. I mean... -We had no idea
"-Oh, noodle stab. I mean... -We had no idea"
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It is very important for our partners,
"It is very important for our partners,"
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[man] It's not the paycheck guy. Don't worry about it.
"[man] It's not the paycheck guy. Don't worry about it."
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[Ron] Only to discover some very disgruntled Fakeblock employees.
"[Ron] Only to discover some very disgruntled Fakeblock employees."
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But the guy I got is kind of an expert
"But the guy I got is kind of an expert"
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at creating the illusion of success.
"at creating the illusion of success."
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-I wonder. -[game chimes]
"-I wonder. -[game chimes]"
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Catchphrase could use some pruning.
"Catchphrase could use some pruning."
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Once you're gay, you're gay, Michael!
"Once you're gay, you're gay, Michael!"
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No, it's just, we have so many expenses
"No, it's just, we have so many expenses"
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-Well, hey, can't you get an intern? -No, I keep getting Catwoman.
"-Well, hey, can't you get an intern? -No, I keep getting Catwoman."
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It's gotta be the thread-count question.
"It's gotta be the thread-count question."
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Well, you lost me there. Hey, you can't give up.
"Well, you lost me there. Hey, you can't give up."
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I can't afford to keep this thing running
"I can't afford to keep this thing running"
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for another year, and that's how long it could take.
"for another year, and that's how long it could take."
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they've screwed the company with that ridiculous wall project.
"they've screwed the company with that ridiculous wall project."
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I got you an office-warming gift.
"I got you an office-warming gift."
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No, in fact, where is it? There it is, right there.
"No, in fact, where is it? There it is, right there."
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and I did not see any income from the banana stand.
"and I did not see any income from the banana stand."
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-Just symbolically, after... -George Michael, that check...
"-Just symbolically, after... -George Michael, that check..."
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It's for toppings.
"It's for toppings."
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were celebrating their success with the Chinese.
"were celebrating their success with the Chinese."
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When Michael says honesty pays, he was right.
"When Michael says honesty pays, he was right."
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You're supposed to give it back.
"You're supposed to give it back."
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That way, you can save face.
"That way, you can save face."
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-I have a confession. -Oh.
"-I have a confession. -Oh."
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[Oscar] You're not a fugitive wanted for killing Lucille 2.
"[Oscar] You're not a fugitive wanted for killing Lucille 2."
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And you're not on the run.
"And you're not on the run."
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I was just telling you that because I've just enjoyed being
"I was just telling you that because I've just enjoyed being"
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with you so much, and, um...
"with you so much, and, um..."
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I went along with it because I-- I-- I wanted to spend
"I went along with it because I-- I-- I wanted to spend"
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some more time with you.
"some more time with you."
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and sign out, and, uh, let's continue the adventure.
"and sign out, and, uh, let's continue the adventure."
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Okay. [laughs] Okay, okay.
"Okay. [laughs] Okay, okay."
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lay down inside, get scared of the dark inside,
"lay down inside, get scared of the dark inside,"
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or play hide-and-go-seek inside.
"or play hide-and-go-seek inside."
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This shouldn't take too long. I hope you don't mind waiting for me.
"This shouldn't take too long. I hope you don't mind waiting for me."
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[clears throat] Oh, and one more thing. I don't like the smell of marijuana
"[clears throat] Oh, and one more thing. I don't like the smell of marijuana"
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-Hello! -[Oscar sighs]
"-Hello! -[Oscar sighs]"
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Outside, outside, outside, outside, outside, outside, outside...
"Outside, outside, outside, outside, outside, outside, outside..."
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who lost everything and the one son who had no choice
"who lost everything and the one son who had no choice"
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but to keep them all together.
"but to keep them all together."
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It's Arrested Development.
"It's Arrested Development."
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[Ron] George and Lucille were finally having dinner
"[Ron] George and Lucille were finally having dinner"
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to lie about why they couldn't build it.
"to lie about why they couldn't build it."
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