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Clips from Arrested Development - Altar Egos (S01E01)

"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"It's Arrested Development."
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"[Man Narrating] George Michael was off from school for two weeks..."
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"Gee, I got it wrong. Well."
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"You know, it's a new trick, so I'm still kind of tweaking my nipples..."
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"I need the yacht."
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"[Narrator] One year earlier, Gob had appeared..."
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"Now that I've gotten your attention..."
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"I shall make that beautiful yacht disappear."
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"I don't care. I'm loving the ride, you know?"
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"Have you had a chance to type up that report yet?"
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"but you and I pretty much dodged the bullet."
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"- No need going halfsies with him too. - Right."
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"who was in a conflict with a prisoner named White Power Bill..."
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"But didn't you come here to research the nature of fear?"
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"I can't think of a better teacher than White Power Bill."
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"There's only one man I've ever called "coward"."
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"[Narrator] And so, Tobias remained in prison..."
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"- as Lindsay and Maeby arrived at Nana's. - [Knocking]"
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"We're going to get in, get the cash and get out."
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"Go! Go! It's not her! Drop the photo album!"
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"when the makers of the popular video series..."
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"Girls With Low Self-Esteem, chose not to include her."
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"Let's just say I'm looking forward to a more successful spring break."
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"What are you doing firing Kitty? You can't fire Kitty."
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"You got carried away. Hell, I've been so corrupted by my power..."
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"that I even enjoyed firing my own twin brother."
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"Oh, God, there's nothing to hold on to down there."
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"- I'm sorry. I gotta do my job. - And I gotta get out of prison."
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"Hire Kitty back, okay? For the company. No, no."
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"- Where's Nana? - I sent her on a wonderful cruise."
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"You just missed a wonderful call from her."
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"She gained 10 pounds... there's so much food on that boat."
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"It's wonderful, just wonderful."
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"She tried pesto for the first time."
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"Was she on the phone, Annyong?"
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"If I roll up this T-shirt, put it in this hat..."
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"Hang on. We're in the middle of something."
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"- No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey, what the hell are you doing? - [People Shouting]"
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"that he truly was inspired by his uncle..."
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"that perhaps the boy actually admired him."
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"Hey, I want you to explain something to me. I'm out looking for Kitty..."
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"He's my brother, and he's never even said "Good job.""
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"Having a cocktail made in her mouth. All right."
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"It's family. What's more important than family, Michael?"
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"I stay away from your son,: you let me use the yacht."
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"was helping him deal with his new cell mate."
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"I think these are issues of self-esteem."
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"I know what it's like. I know how it feels..."
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"who doesn't respect you."
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"I'm gonna take a shot at something and say..."
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"- I hate the government! - You hate White Power Bill."
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"- [Thud] - [Guard] I got a prisoner down! Prisoner down!"
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"- You killed him. - Well, l..."
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"[Narrator] And at an elegant restaurant, Michael asked Kitty to come back."
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"No, I did fire you, and now I'm hiring you back."
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"- They don't have nachos here. - You know what? Why don't we forget it?"
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"I've gotta get out of here. I'm a part of the story."
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"- And say good-bye to these. - No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"[Narrator] George Michael was working harder than ever over his spring break..."
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"filling in for the now twice-fired Kitty."
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"[Phone Ringing]"
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"- What did he say? - If I clean it up, it's not really a sentence."
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"[Narrator] And so, George Sr. made another call."
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"Kitty's on the loose. I need you to make something disappear for me."
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"- Great. - [Narrator] George Sr. hung up..."
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"Lindsay arrived with her daughter and her mounting suspicions."
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"It's not about the money, Michael. It's about Nana."
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"The only real way to find out how it's done..."
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"But if he makes it disappear, won't everyone see me standing there?"
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"Anyways, if it was me, that's what I would do."
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"- Great. - I think it's so great that you're doing this."
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"I thought the two of us could talk, man-on-man."
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"I'm afraid I'm serious."
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"So Frightened Inmate #2 isn't frightened at all."
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"Get your... [Beeps] hands off of me."
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"Any magician can make the queen of diamonds disappear..."
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"- [Cheering Intensifies] -? [Rock]"
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"Mom, have you seen George Michael?"
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"[Cheering Continues]"
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"I sunk it! I sunk the yacht!"
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"- You sank the yacht? - Shh!"
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"I don't know what's more offensive... the fact you didn't tell us..."
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"Stop lecturing me. I just lost my mother."
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"Um, well, if he's not here, I'd just have to say he's probably on the yacht."
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"he realized that this perhaps was not the life he wanted."
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"George Michael's a good kid. I'm sure he's at the office."
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"Right. I told him to stay away from you."
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"I really think I am much better off here alone in this office."
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"[Narrator] Michael realized what he had done to his son..."
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"- You're fired. - Really?"
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"Don't you worry. She'll turn up."
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"for a missing Kitty."
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"How does anybody even remember this?"
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"- She showed her knobs in the steakhouse, sir. - She..."
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"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"The local colleges are on spring break..."
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"and things are heating up in Newport Beach."
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"and was enjoying spending time with his uncle."
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"I'm intercepting some telepathic energy..."
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"that's telling me it's the eight of diamonds."
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"That's amazingly close."
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"I guess you won the shirt off my back."
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"- Okay, that's amazing. - It's the queen of diamonds."
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"No, no, no. I had... But if that had been the actual card..."
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"I'm pretty sure I'd be almost too blown away."
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"- The presentation was great. - [Michael] Hey. Whoa!"
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"What's going on here, huh? George Michael, you should get to school."
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"No, we're off for two weeks. Gob's teaching me some new tricks."
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"Spring break! [Grunts] It's my favorite holiday."
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"Nothing gets me more excited."
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"I can see that. You might wanna button that shirt up."
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"No, I'm good. Anyway, listen, Michael."
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"I kind of made a commitment."
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"on a youth-oriented music network..."
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"[Crowd Cheering]"
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"[George Michael Clapping] Wow. He's amazing."
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"- How are you gonna do it? - Well, you've got two weeks off."
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"- You're about to find out. - [Chuckling]"
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