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Clips from Arrested Development - Borderline Personalities (S04E04)

But that was nothing compared to the temperature

"But that was nothing compared to the temperature"

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...where he had gathered a group of CEOs...

"...where he had gathered a group of CEOs..."

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All right, guys, easy.

"All right, guys, easy."

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- I'm not... - Kill the iguana.

"- I'm not... - Kill the iguana."

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of a family whose future was abruptly canceled

"of a family whose future was abruptly canceled"

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George Sr. was getting ready to motivate

"George Sr. was getting ready to motivate"

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You feel good?

"You feel good?"

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This is George Sr.

"This is George Sr."

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That's what I gave my power to!

"That's what I gave my power to!"

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but in that silence, there is strength.

"but in that silence, there is strength."

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But now I can spend two hours in brutal heat

"But now I can spend two hours in brutal heat"

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Ah, come on, Daniels!

"Ah, come on, Daniels!"

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You ran Bear Stearns, for God's sake!

"You ran Bear Stearns, for God's sake!"

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Just like this.

"Just like this."

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Then I went to the desert to seek answers,

"Then I went to the desert to seek answers,"

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- You gave me up, George. - George? I'm not George.

"- You gave me up, George. - George? I'm not George."

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I'm wondering if we shouldn't have a plan

"I'm wondering if we shouldn't have a plan"

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- Ooh! - A "No Liability Corporation."

"- Ooh! - A "No Liability Corporation.""

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You're afraid she'll turn on you.

"You're afraid she'll turn on you."

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Look what they've done, George!

"Look what they've done, George!"

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A joyride.

"A joyride."

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this country has given them.

"this country has given them."

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- Where is Barry? - He's with the harbormaster.

"- Where is Barry? - He's with the harbormaster."

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First of all, won't be cheap.

"First of all, won't be cheap."

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It's all bad news.

"It's all bad news."

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Also, it turns out

"Also, it turns out"

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that stealing theQueen Mary

"that stealing theQueen Mary"

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comes under maritime law,

"comes under maritime law,"

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which, I just found out, is an actual thing.

"which, I just found out, is an actual thing."

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to prepare for this hearing.

"to prepare for this hearing."

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so he could afford to cover Lucille's high legal fees.

"so he could afford to cover Lucille's high legal fees."

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a condition that rendered him hairless.

"a condition that rendered him hairless."

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- at the Jacuzzi after-party. - Come on, Stan.

"- at the Jacuzzi after-party. - Come on, Stan."

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- the size of your business. - Way ahead of you.

"- the size of your business. - Way ahead of you."

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This is a biggie.

"This is a biggie."

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I'll be bigger than Halliburton.

"I'll be bigger than Halliburton."

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but definitely Halliburton Teen.

"but definitely Halliburton Teen."

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youth and lifestyle retailer, despite the fact

"youth and lifestyle retailer, despite the fact"

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Even you can't underbid me.

"Even you can't underbid me."

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And believe me, I'm gonna find out

"And believe me, I'm gonna find out"

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Ow, my hair! My beautiful hair!

"Ow, my hair! My beautiful hair!"

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It'll never stand.

"It'll never stand."

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You mean other than a 20-foot-wide monument

"You mean other than a 20-foot-wide monument"

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It's a wall, George; you're looking at it sideways.

"It's a wall, George; you're looking at it sideways."

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The bushes...

"The bushes..."

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This is business we should have.

"This is business we should have."

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Of course not.

"Of course not."

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...on his twin brother Oscar.

"...on his twin brother Oscar."

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George! Actually, we came in

"George! Actually, we came in"

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No, no, no. You're a skeptic.

"No, no, no. You're a skeptic."

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the patient didn't wake up and testify against me.

"the patient didn't wake up and testify against me."

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I'll tell you this.

"I'll tell you this."

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If that nastiness had never happened,

"If that nastiness had never happened,"

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I never would've gotten those prison pen pal letters

"I never would've gotten those prison pen pal letters"

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If he as bad as the state of California say he is,

"If he as bad as the state of California say he is,"

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'em!

"'em!"

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I don't want these.

"I don't want these."

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the two brothers connected as they hadn't in years.

"the two brothers connected as they hadn't in years."

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Forget the past.

"Forget the past."

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And that's when George Sr. first saw the desert property.

"And that's when George Sr. first saw the desert property."

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And the much smaller sweat lodge that was on the land.

"And the much smaller sweat lodge that was on the land."

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We have been.

"We have been."

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so we can get at the maca root.

"so we can get at the maca root."

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Of course, you can ingest it here, but you can't grow it.

"Of course, you can ingest it here, but you can't grow it."

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but you can't bring it out.

"but you can't bring it out."

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Sounds fun.

"Sounds fun."

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You'll find a power you didn't know you had.

"You'll find a power you didn't know you had."

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Oh, great. Now you're gonna make me cry.

"Oh, great. Now you're gonna make me cry."

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I don't understand; why would you want to do that?

"I don't understand; why would you want to do that?"

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"By gouging the government when they needed the land..."

""By gouging the government when they needed the land...""

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You bet.

"You bet."

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...but he'd save that for Lucille.

"...but he'd save that for Lucille."

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- Thank you, maca. - Thank you, maca!

"- Thank you, maca. - Thank you, maca!"

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Are you listening to me?

"Are you listening to me?"

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These are from the maritime penal system.

"These are from the maritime penal system."

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and we make up the difference when we sell the land.

"and we make up the difference when we sell the land."

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Long. Five miles long.

"Long. Five miles long."

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You know, we can't look like we're in cahoots on this.

"You know, we can't look like we're in cahoots on this."

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We have to separate our assets.

"We have to separate our assets."

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when Michael sold the controlling shares

"when Michael sold the controlling shares"

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'cause you're gonna need every dime now.

"'cause you're gonna need every dime now."

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4:28 in the morning here in the O.C.

"4:28 in the morning here in the O.C."

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I'm John Beard.

"I'm John Beard."

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The housing prices continue to plummet,

"The housing prices continue to plummet,"

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They already gave me the money to start the building.

"They already gave me the money to start the building."

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I cannot afford to make payments on!

"I cannot afford to make payments on!"

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Hey, brother, you seem tense.

"Hey, brother, you seem tense."

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Come with me to the sweat lodge.

"Come with me to the sweat lodge."

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or the fact he hadn't brought a book to the desert,

"or the fact he hadn't brought a book to the desert,"

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but George Sr. chose to enter the small, smoke-filled room,

"but George Sr. chose to enter the small, smoke-filled room,"

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while his wife was also confined

"while his wife was also confined"

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no-smoking policy...

"no-smoking policy..."

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...and the fact that her ankle monitor prevented her

"...and the fact that her ankle monitor prevented her"

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But, finally, I just ordered...

"But, finally, I just ordered..."

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Meanwhile, in George Sr.'s sweat lodge,

"Meanwhile, in George Sr.'s sweat lodge,"

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I'd give $10, 000 for a glass of lemonade right now.

"I'd give $10, 000 for a glass of lemonade right now."

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...in the form of a vision.

"...in the form of a vision."

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George Sr. had been passed out

"George Sr. had been passed out"

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which is why this seat was empty at his wife's trial.

"which is why this seat was empty at his wife's trial."

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Okay, look up large mud huts.

"Okay, look up large mud huts."

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- ...making his vision a reality. - Can fit 20.

"- ...making his vision a reality. - Can fit 20."

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Sweat caves.

"Sweat caves."

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You got 'em?

"You got 'em?"

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A sweat lodge, where he could be

"A sweat lodge, where he could be"

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All right, this whole area here,

"All right, this whole area here,"

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Oh, and we're gonna need industrial-size juicers!

"Oh, and we're gonna need industrial-size juicers!"

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Will you read that back to me, please?

"Will you read that back to me, please?"

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as a religious preacher to avoid tax implications.

"as a religious preacher to avoid tax implications."

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was determined to create the illusion

"was determined to create the illusion"

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The seminar was reasonably priced at $1, 000.

"The seminar was reasonably priced at $1, 000."

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You ran Bear Stearns, for God's sake!

"You ran Bear Stearns, for God's sake!"

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And for another 15 grand, you can have them, too.

"And for another 15 grand, you can have them, too."

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by taking it from someone who thinks it's his.

"by taking it from someone who thinks it's his."

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"Squeeze" had two meanings.

""Squeeze" had two meanings."

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Sign 'em up. Sign 'em up.

"Sign 'em up. Sign 'em up."

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And George Sr. had even found a great way

"And George Sr. had even found a great way"

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Hey.

"Hey."

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He had his twin brother endure it.

"He had his twin brother endure it."

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All I did was sit and sweat.

"All I did was sit and sweat."

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Which is why it seemed

"Which is why it seemed"

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