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Clips from Veep - Discovery Weekend (S07E07)

TV Series 2012 –2019 Season 7, Episode 2 30 min ★ 8.4/10 (73,318 ratings) 722 clips

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My candidacy begins right now!
What would you say to someone who might ask,
and I'm not asking anything of you, literally nothing,
- Shit! Oh... Roger. - Selina, looks like
I would have invited my wife,
but she's a squirter, and that dress
For that amount of money to my campaign,
Welcome to my 16th Annual Discovery Weekend.
No wonder the rest of the world hates us.
Gayle King is here!
I guess Felix Wade always thought I was...
Ma'am. Ma'am. I ran a little intel,
Come on, that is idiotic. He's really that insecure?
- Oh, Felix! - I am thrilled
Well, I'll tell ya a secret,
Felix, can I talk to you for a moment?
It's been a delight. I will see you later.
since Clyde Tolson's hysterical pregnancy.
- Sounds amazing. - I'm gonna be sick.
Hey, do me a favor
OK...
They're puttin' me up, and all I gotta do
It's Mike53729.
Ma'am. Ma'am, ma'am. Guess what?
- Well, it's about time. - Yeah!
a little more purging, a little less bingeing.
God, that girl can't do anything right.
- So I was told. - So why don't you go find out?
Look what the Gulfstream dragged in.
Kent, can you remind me real quick,
She's basically my Amy.
like the cross-piece on an Eiffel Tower three-way.
Gary, go and get her for me right now.
- Does she know that? - Thought I was your protégée.
The American people work hard for a living, OK?
- Oh! Very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
You really should have been there.
One thing I've learned in politics,
Thank you so much for man-telling me that.
Man... OK... splain... Senator, we have to go.
Madam President.
Yeah.
- but that was really... - O... K.
And I bet she had a breakfast before that breakfast.
- OK? What is compost? - I don't...
Well, for one thing, uh, I have a lot of new ideas.
And what are some of those new ideas?
to put a man on Ellen DeGeneres.
It's pretty good, right?
toward a female staffer on Capitol Hill.
I'm sorry. Derek, can we have a minute?
Apparently,
one-and-done Congresstard"
I mean, he's a man too, Teddy.
OK, listen. Jonah...
Somebody's gotta go in there and lure Felix out.
I hope he's Felix's type.
You may want to start coloring that gray.
Bye, now.
Something's going around or something,
I'll tell you why.
What, were you wearing a full-length mirror?
God Almighty, shoulda had you fixed years ago.
Do you know that there's one girl
- No? No. - Yep.
The thing I realized about hip hop before anyone else
is that the artists
You know, Selina, to be honest,
I've been telling people for years
I can be a bit of a... A lightweight.
- Yeah, it does. - In this day and age,
- it's very, very refre... - Remarkable.
called the Marshmallow Roast Talk.
You know, I want to hear more of what you have to say.
Jonah, your accuser is here.
Ms. White. Thank you...
All right? God!
And you should try smiling more.
for you to sign in exchange...
I'm sorry, there's no way I'm gonna sign that.
There was nothing professional about my behavior!
No, Teddy!
and the world's gonna know that.
I love you.
You're in my head all the time.
- Yeah, yeah. - I love you.
- Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. - Ma'am.
Oh, here she is!
I don't... I don't, uh, think
ya know, um, uh...
argggh!
She's having a textbook aneurysm.
OK... let me have it.
Which, I was all for it when it killed my dad,
all the things I wished I'd said to you
you love me?
an alternate universe
Uh-huh. And you work at a car dealership?
Assistant manager.
how much money we're spending on landscaping,
And then we blow each other's brain's out. - Yeah.
I wouldn't want you so crazily.
Good night, Selina.
- You saw the whole thing, didn't ya? - I did.
How about a hot soak with a Laura Mercier bath bomb?
You OK, Dan?