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Clips from Veep - Chung (S01E01)

"Why on earth am I spending my lunch break"
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"at the great governor Chung's book launch?"
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"Because it's better than watching Gary drip"
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"that fucking noodle juice down his chin."
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"God, I'm gonna snort a line of tzatziki and go."
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"I am so mired in filibuster reform, I've got no conversation."
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"- Do you know Chung? - Not really."
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"- Heh-hey! - Dan, my man."
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"Governor. Good to see you, my friend."
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"- How are you, sir? - I'm very well."
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"- Oh, and you must be Amy. - Yes."
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"So, Dan, how's it working out with the V.P.?"
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"'Cause if you ever wanna step several rungs down the ladder,"
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"I could always use help from a fellow Daniel."
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"Dan only climbs up ladders."
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"Yes, but sometimes you have to go down to go up."
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"I assume the vice president would be too busy."
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"Yes. She sends her apologies."
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"- She's prepping for "Meet the Press." - Ah."
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"I'll be on "Face the Nation.""
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"But everyone will be watching her, so I guess I can just wing it."
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"- Shall I sign a book for her? - No... 'kay."
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"I'd better be going around myself,"
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"make sure everyone gets to touch the hem of my garment."
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"Dan, the man."
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"All right."
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""You have to go down to go up.""
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"- What a jerk. - I'm gonna steal that,"
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"because he who speaks in maxims."
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"Can sound wise."
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"This is good. This is like cornbread."
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"Hello, children."
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"- Hello, senator. - You looking for some fresh backs to stab?"
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"Oh, senator Doyle, it's all part of the game."
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"Yeah, well, I'll tell you, you wanna play a game, Danny?"
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"Why don't you try working an iPad with your dick?"
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"No, he's already got carpal tunnel in that area."
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"You have nothing constructive to say to me, Amy?"
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"Is this about clean jobs?"
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"Oh, is that what they call it still with two oil guys on it?"
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"Wow, you're gonna have to buy a lot of spray cans to paint that turd gold."
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"Everyone has limits to their power, senator, even the vice president."
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"Yeah, and I have the power to withdraw,"
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"which is what I'm gonna do right now."
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"When he said withdraw, he's... he's not talking about"
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"withdrawing from filibuster reform, though, right?"
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"- No! No! - What do you think he's talking about?"
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"I assumed it was withdraw from the conversation."
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"Who uses withdraw as a fuckin' verb"
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"besides catholics and butlers?"
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"Maybe the Israeli military every once in a while."
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"Yeah, you think I don't know? You're fucking with me."
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"No. Come on, let's just head back."
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"Oh, no, no. No way. I'm staying right here."
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"You gotta network to get work, baby."
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"All right? Chung for change."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much."
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"We've got jobs."
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"- Clean jobs. - Clean jobs."
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"Filibuster reform."
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"- Yeah, hit that hard. - Right. You know what we need?"
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"We need some normal, regular-people stuff."
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"I got an idea."
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"You could talk about how you always get"
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"a sweaty upper lip underneath studio lights."
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"That shows you're normal."
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"I'm really talking about a different kind of normal, Gary."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Small talk's gonna happen at the end, right?"
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"- Right. - Gregory's a redskins fan."
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"- He'll probably bring up football. - Football."
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"And I am a..."
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"Ravens fan, so..."
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"Madam vice president, how are your Ravens doing this year?"
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"My Ravens are gold and I'll tell you why."
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"Because we have Joe Flacco as our quarterback."
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"- Yes, yes. - And..."
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"Well, the redskins have a great running game this year"
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"and, honestly, that receiving corps over there,"
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"Anquan Boldin, not looking good for you."
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"Anquan?"
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"A receiver on the Ravens."
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"Okay, well, I'm not gonna remember that."
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"- That's not good. - It doesn't matter."
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"You wanna bet a beer that the Ravens will win."
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"- Beer makes me so gassy. - You can talk about that..."
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"about how it always bloats you, beer."
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"- Uh-huh! - Uh-huh!"
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"- That's a good one. - How was Chung?"
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"Did he do this thing where you don't know"
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"if you're supposed to hug him or crucify him?"
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"Which, by the way, makes me wanna crucify him."
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"- I did not stay for his speech. - Let me see this."
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""The Good Fight.""
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"- I know. The title... - Puh-lease! Sue?"
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"- Yep. - Handle this for me."
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"- Do you want me to shred it? - Yeah."
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"- Should I fire up the shit eater? - Yeah."
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"No, no. Wait a second."
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"He scrawled something in the front for you."
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""To vice president Salina Meyer"..."
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"with an "a"... "from an admiring wannabe.""
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"What an e-hole."
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"Changed the "a" to an "e.""
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"What a bunch of Washington bullshit that is."
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"I am so tired of... hey, Gary, I..."
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"I mean, wannabe?"
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"He's obviously making a joke, right?"
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"He doesn't really think that he's some sort"
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"of credible vice presidential candidate."
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"Mm, charismatic war hero."
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"Yeah, but, I mean, the president"
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"always sticks with the incumbent veep."
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"Plus, he doesn't wanna look like he made a massive error picking you."
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"Well, that was lovely."
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"- He's stuck with me... is that what... - I don't mean it like that."
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"I meant good stuck, like if your marriage lasts or whatever."
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"The president's not gonna ditch you."
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"Would you be quiet? What...?"
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"Want me to have Scott put together a file on Chung,"
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