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Clips from Veep - South Carolina (S07E07)

"Madam President, Congressman Ryan,"
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"Ma'am, the U.S. Attorney's Office"
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"Madame P, got a moment?"
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"and just man up?"
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"Thank you, New Hampshire, for manning up!"
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"What started in Iowa with a come-from-behind, second-place finish"
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"has built here tonight into an all-out victory!"
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"She hasn't worked here for months!"
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"Yes. Can you make me a waxing appointment in Charleston?"
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"Did you know Dr. Jordan Thomas, the civil rights leader, he once said to me..."
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"He once said to me"
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"that this time you're running"
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"a bigger role in the campaign this time."
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"- It's "faith-based." - I don't care."
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"Can we have the lights out, please? Thank you."
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"I can't believe I got sixth place."
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"- You have time for a drink beforehand? - Mmm."
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"Well, you're still my favorite son, Jonie."
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"Well, you had three percent and he had four,"
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"Burn. Sorry, Dad."
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"No! You don't have it..."
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"When you're president?!"
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"not a human pool skimmer"
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"Congratulations, Sis."
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"Let me know where to send the gift."
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"Thanks, Jeff. See ya in church on Sunday."
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"Here you are, ma'am."
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"Mmm. Wow, this tea is the perfect temperature."
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"That's a solid point."
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"Hello."
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"- Mr. Walsh. I'm Blake Stein. - Nice to meet you."
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"shh-shh-shh... and she can't even be in the same room with donuts."
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"Can I make anyone a plate?"
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"How is that baby? Must be gettin' big."
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"Oh, God."
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"If Ellen had a little sister from China,"
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"So, is... is everything all right?"
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"- Very good. Very good! - Very good!"
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"I was wondering if you could deliver a message to President Meyer for me?"
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"Remembering things and reporting them back to people is not my strong suit,"
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"You gotta keep the kids off the streets."
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"As you know, the police are doing most of the shootings."
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"Yeah, well, the police are out of control."
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"- Let me give you the rest of the tour. - OK."
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"And how was I supposed to know that?"
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"It was in today's Line-By-Line."
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"Thought I lost you!"
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"Your father was such a great man,"
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"She gonna make me say it!"
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"Can I tell you something?"
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"Senator Talbot,"
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"and we might be considering"
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"Definitely the right move."
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"and my money's on my mind."
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"- "Damn, Gina!" - We should go."
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"- What? She asked. - Just let us know if we can be of any help."
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"It's like the fat girl of Cabinet posts."
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"- Outreach. Reaching out. - No."
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"Kent, how are we doing with non-college-educated whites?"
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"- Look at this. - Underwater, ma'am."
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"Then how about college-educated whites?"
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"My video could help, actually."
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"- I'm sorry, ma'am. - A dog leaf blower?"
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"- Yeah, I like that. Yes. - That's right."
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"Wait a minute... what is Gary doing here?"
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"is get me in front of huge white audiences."
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"Huge. Huge."
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"Actually, ma'am, Jay-Z concerts are almost all white people."
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"Wendy and I are adopting another Chinese baby."
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"said he had a message for you from President Liu."
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"He said, "President Liu is watching the election"
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"Oh, hey, ma'am, you got a moment?"
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"Liu sent you a message inside Mike."
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"So what? You think that Liu"
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"about what we're not talking about."
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"influence our presidential election,"
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"for me recognizing those islands."
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"then I do not have to mention"
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"not do the thing that we're not talking about?"
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"Do you think Captain Lady Kangaroo heard any of that?"
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"- Tom James called. He wants a meeting. - Is he dropping out?"
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"You stole our baby and you took him to church."
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"Oh, it's a crop duster. They usually fly pretty low."
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"Gary. You're growing your hair."
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"You just left her in there? With him?"
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"Please stop taking his temperature."
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"Uh, well, a crop duster clipped a power line"
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"Wait, you're dropping out?"
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"Were you gonna ask for Interior and then settle for HUD?"
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"No, yeah, that's definitely Amy."
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"Morning, ma'am."
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"I need fruit."
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"in my cabinet."
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"How lovely."
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"Aww, no. Tom, say it ain't so."
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"Will you be making an endorsement?"
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"But unfortunately that candidate has not yet emerged"
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"Son of a bitch wouldn't endorse you."
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"- That, too! - Ma'am, it's time to just give up on South Carolina."
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"- I mean that's, that's not gonna work. Yeah."
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"Honeydew? If I wanna pretend to be in the CNN green room,"
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"I'll draw a face on Ben's ass and call that Christiane Amanpour."
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"Who said anything about winning?"
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"to the platform at the convention."
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"I need potheads in my prisons."
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"- Yeah. - You don't quit."
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"Oh, God, I think he has a crush on me."
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"- Yeah. - He does not, ma'am."
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"Dr. Jordan Thomas, Jr.: Good morning, everybody."
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"Good morning."
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"Brothers and sisters, please welcome President Selina Meyer."
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"Thank you. Thank you, Reverend."
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"That's right. That's right."
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"to that young boy is very sad."
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"But here's the hard truth."
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"There are many victims here."
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"It is time for America to recognize"
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"who it turns out is not a dog, but a human."
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"Mayor Splett, did you realize"
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"of plausible deniability at this point."
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