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Clips from Veep - Super Tuesday (S07E07)

TV Series 2012 –2019 Season 7, Episode 5 30 min ★ 8.4/10 (73,318 ratings) 874 clips

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and they were very, very impressed and delighted
Ma'am, you wanna see this.
I think the Chinese just delivered.
The latest Super Tuesdays polls are in.
for an hour-and-a-half rally.
What kind of affirmative action bullshit is that?
Good, 'cause the last one looked like the toilet bowl
I get some, don't I?
"I'm gonna break your fat arms and strangle you..."
Wait. I don't have fat arms.
No!
OK, I'll come up with a dozen.
- I wanna say the South? - Uh... Well...
We no longer use the Rosa story.
Well, that's impossible, because I made her up.
I can't hear you, so you're gonna have to repeat that.
You have to repeat it.
That can only mean one thing, ma'am.
I'm really struggling right now.
SELINA: OK, you know what,
but I am stable as fuck. (laughs)
- Madam President! - Oh, I'm glad to see you.
- You too. - Andrew might be cutting a deal,
which would just destroy me.
I can issue Andrew a full pardon.
- (knock on door) - What?
OK, first of all,
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, my God. First Andrew,
with their hands up my skirt.
The Joseph Goebbels playbook.
Steal from the best.
Just book me on the friendliest news show possible.
AMY: All right, Congressman Slender Man.
so she could give me a hand job in a hot spring.
especially with melanoma-loving swamp fuckers,
and deadbeat dads... and deadbeat moms.
So we are launching
that you get from your asshole grandmother.
and run it for president.
- Uh... Jonah's rape dungeon? - Oh ho! In your face!
and she's gonna owe me for the rest of her life.
I mean, the entire country thinks that you're a hero.
Richard, you need a chief of staff
that has real D.C. experience.
Oh, Willa, this is Dan Egan, my new Chief of Staff.
And your ex-husband Andrew is about to be indicted
is Senator Talbot's husband
How is nobody looking into this?
- about anyone's husband! - MIKE: Yeah!
and now he just has a little bit of autism.
- (all booing) - Has anybody noticed
Yeah, I mean, come on,
she is totally lying about her age, right?
MAN: Kill her!
Yeah, I mean, sure, maybe.
When are you from?
When are you from?
I have always been open and transparent
- Yeah, 55. - I believe it's 53.
It's fine. They know everything.
- But there is just one other matter. - SELINA: OK.
What does that have to do with me?
As the woman who freed Tibet,
you know, you and China...
Hmm.
Oh... Sidney Purcell.
Of all the mid-priced steakhouse chains
At Con-Ag-Chem Family Farms.
really glad that I happened to run into you.
And there's an empty seat up there.
That empty seat in the state Senate,
You know, down at the feed store
that say that it doesn't.
I'm actually worried she might have
some sort of thyroid issue because of her eyes.
- Oh! Amy. - Yeah, Amy.
Oh.
(Selina laughing)
(laughing)
(laughing)
- for tomorrow morning? - No. No.
because I really thought I could taste your fingers.
These, by the way, are completely hideous.
- Catherine ordered those. - Oh.
- Ohh. That's too much. - It is.
Ha!
Excuse me. I have work to do.
- Well... - I mean, my God,
who's asked me about that this week...
Do you want me to take the raisins out...
- Out! - Yep. Mmm.
If we could find a fall guy...
Gary?
that a guy who calls vaginas "crinkum-crankums"
Besides: women's prison.
Toronto... Canada?
God, is that what a real orgasm feels like?
- Ohh! Ow! - (thud)
I think you know I'm a very traditional woman,
though I do seek to topple the patriarchy
and I have to say that
That is a bizarre thing to say.