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Clips from Veep - Pledge (S07E07)

"Is chocolate bad for dogs?"
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"Richard, you can't keep working on both campaigns."
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"- Whose time is it? - Our time!"
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"- When is our time? - Now!"
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"It sounds like Dr. Seuss fucked Maya Angelou in the yuzz-ma-tuzz"
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"and then filled her all up with snoozily-scuzz."
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"Socio-politically, protest chants have proved"
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"- Mm... - You look beautiful."
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"- - paign showing signs of trouble."
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"Hellooooo!"
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"- What? - No, this is great. This is great."
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""It's time to finish the unfinished business"
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"OK. Iowa! What do we want?"
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"Time to finish the unfinished business...""
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"- What do we want? - When I say "shit," you say "show.""
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"Of four years ago."
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"How are you losing Iowa?"
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"- And did you see the new cover of "Time" magazine? - Yes. Are angels real?"
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"now we're bleeding out our assholes."
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"Block and tackle retail politics."
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"- Ugh. Retail. - Eat a few corn dogs..."
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"I'd rather eat a food-shaped dick."
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"OK, folks. Where is Keith Quinn?"
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"Thirty-six hours in Snoozeville."
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"How are we going to RU486 Kemi's campaign?"
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"Clearly, I have a thing for strong women."
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"Actually, my uncle was a shop steward in the 7-4. Asbestos killed him."
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"OK. Order, order."
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"- No. Andrew Meyer is my ex-husband. - Yep."
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"- Ohh. - Hey, Ame. Hey, Dan."
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"- Oh, my God! - What? Don't they all know?"
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"Go!"
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"OK, I don't know if I should be sad"
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"Richard, you're running yourself ragged working on both campaigns."
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"Speltt. It's my mother's side of the family."
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"Some people say I'm not fit to be president,"
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"that I'm dangerously unskilled."
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"But when I debate my fellow candidates in the debate this Saturday,"
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"back to America."
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"- Pretty good, right? - Senator Talbot,"
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"Psyche."
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"suck this message's hot clam."
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"He did a really funny Chinese voice."
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"Yeah, I expressed how horny I was."
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"Well, I don't see vagina color."
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"The debate committee just emailed me"
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"they've decided to host two separate debates."
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"I'm at less than 5%?"
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"Oh, no, that's bad news too. It's stacked parking."
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"I thought we both understood I was lying."
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"- OK. - Lee,"
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"do you happen to know if Marjorie"
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"That's too bad."
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"For once will you tell me the truth?"
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"General Stattler. How are you?"
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"to get your office to sign off on a presidential funeral plan."
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"I took the liberty of using President Ford's ceremony as a template."
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"of everybody we don't want invited to my funeral."
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"but these plans should have been made"
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"How do you feel about being relegated to the undercard debate?"
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"as much as Selina Meyer and that hot new black lady."
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"You can't say "retarded" in front of a reporter."
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"- Why, is he retarded? - No, but you might be."
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"Besides, if I was, you'd know. I'd have retard face or whatever."
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"- Damn it. - Wait. Who are you calling? No. Don't tell my mom."
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"Buzzfeed rented this house for all their reporters."
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"- It's "Fat Guy." - Hey, Mike, have you given"
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"if we adopted another baby from China."
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"Wendy, we're barely makin' ends meet,"
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"and ever since the Felix Wade piece,"
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"Somehow they got the idea I'm a good writer."
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"All right. Ellen, ni hao!"
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"Maybe."
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"Didn't I used to be Hat Guy?"
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"I think it was always Fat Guy."
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"- I hope you'll vote for me. - "Caucus.""
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"- Yes, they are. - That's a busy beaver."
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"- Yes. - Yes, indeed."
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"is currently using her campaign app"
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"Jesus-hashtag-Christ."
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"The current version only asks for donations"
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"and, for some reason, deletes your address book."
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"Technically, it's more of a virus."
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"Hello! Yes! Yeah!"
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"- You do? - How do you feel about Governor Calhoun accusing you"
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"in your husband's alleged crimes?"
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"He's my ex-husband, Mike,"
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"and I think we're all getting pretty tired"
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"in a "non-negative" pledge."
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"How the fuck did that happen?"
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"Oh, by the way, have you seen Andrew?"
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"we work with high profile clients like yourself"
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"- and not in your mouth. - Exactly."
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"you went to the fair yesterday."
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"is there, I don't know, another word that you could have used,"
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"- There's no wrong answers. - Nope."
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"No, that... that's wrong."
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"I see where your head is at, though,"
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"And technically also, though, you see how you're still using"
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"Yeah, not really. Can I get another bagel?"
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"Oh, God, is that like math?"
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"I didn't mean like gay gay"
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"OK. You know what? Ah, Stephanie,"
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"has made the non-negative pledge,"
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"You've got chocolate all over your face like a child,"
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"- I'm sorry, Richard. - Oh, my God."
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"We should probably send someone to the funeral."
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"Where is that Fatty McFatty hiding today?"
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"It would be my honor to attend."
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"Honey, I think that's enough."
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"Keep your head down, Ames. I'll part the redneck sea."
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"About the children, you hog-fingering fucks?"
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"I considered it, and I cried, and yeah,"
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"before I show up to the piss puddle that is your house"
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"- OK. Yeah? - Ma'am."
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"Her records were sealed. She was 16."
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"Who drives an import!"
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"like Kemi's boyfriend's guts all over the pavement!"
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"We can't use this. Social media is exploding with praise"
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"Oh! I did it! I did it!"
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