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Clips from Veep - Special Relationship (S03E03)

"Kyle, we need to blow up the Veep's visit to the British pub, okay?"
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"We are running some reverse - My Fair Lady shit here."
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"We're showing she's a regular gal. Mark, the memorial..."
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"we need a ton of coverage."
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"It's 100 years from World War I,"
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"Selina's back in black, she's looking good,"
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"and it's Good Mourning, America... mourning with a u."
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"Sue..."
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"I need you to get Selina a meeting with Prince Charles..."
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"that 65-year-old fuckin' intern. Okay?"
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"Dan, if you want to get into the palace at short notice,"
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"you're going to have to storm it yourself."
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"Okay, Sue, listen. This is me, campaign manager,"
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"telling you, schedule woman, to just, you know, make that happen."
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"All right, someone get me the Prince of Wales'"
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"private secretary on the phone, stat."
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"Tough call. Then again, you're a tough caller."
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"Wonderful, wonderful."
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"Hey, listen. I am thrilled to be here"
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"looking presidential, of course."
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"But what about POTUS? Is there any more news from him?"
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"No, he definitely wanted to come."
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"He had to stay and close the China deal."
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"He had tickets for a West End musical."
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"Something with a duck or a ghost. I don't remember."
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"Hey, is FLOTUS having an affair?"
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"- Not that I would blame her. - Have you seen her lately?"
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"- She's lost a lot of weight. - A lot, right?"
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"- Her neck is like stretched cheese. - Yeah, it looks bad now."
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"- Bad. - It's gone bad."
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"Hello again, Mr. Ambassador."
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"And you know Peter Mitchell, Deputy Prime Minister?"
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"Yeah, we met in Hong Kong."
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"Heroin and Chinese food."
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"Noodles and needles."
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"It was actually the solar energy summit in Stockholm."
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"That's the one, that's the one. Same vibe."
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"100 years since the Great War is so my area, Amy."
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"How does this sound? In four years, 16 million perished."
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"In the silent aftermath, towns grieved"
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"for their fallen young men. This is my masterpiece."
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"I'm nailing pathos to the fricking wall here."
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"Death, glory, folly, tragedy. It's got the four main mood groups."
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"So have you set up the secret Transatlantic Security Organization meeting"
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"- with the German chancellor? - Mm-hmm, at the cathedral."
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"She can lie to the Brits and go straight to confession."
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"The Brits are gonna be unhappier."
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"I need a stiff fuckin' drink."
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"In related news, Ray's talking."
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"Oh, God. To smart people?"
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"He's currently with a woman from the Bank of England."
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"It's like watching a goat trying to use an ATM."
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"Because money is just a concept."
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"We believe in it because we're too scared not to."
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"There's no intrinsic value to it."
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"It's not like muscles in your arms."
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"I think that's quite a superficial analysis."
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"You know what intrinsic means?"
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"- Yeah. - I try to learn a word a day."
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"I love words very ardently."
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"Yeah."
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"Sorry, who are you again?"
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"The Transatlantic Security Organization..."
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"that's going to Frankfurt and not here?"
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"- Because... - Honestly, we haven't made a decision about that yet."
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"Right. And I hope that honestly"
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"isn't one of those words that's lost its meaning"
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"whilst traveling the Atlantic."
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"What about the censure vote in the House of Commons tomorrow?"
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"How do you think that's gonna go?"
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"On spying? It'll be defeated."
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"- Oh, good. - But then you probably know that already."
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"I'm relieved to hear that. I really am."
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"Because the U.S. doesn't spy on its allies."
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"- Now I'm relieved. - We collect data."
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"- Same thing. - Oh, no."
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"No? Gary, what do you think?"
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"- Well, I... - Gary likes to keep his cards close to his chest."
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"- Yeah. - No, please, do share."
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"I'm just collecting data."
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"Um... I think it's very nuanced."
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"And I think there's a lot of different sides"
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"to a lot of different topics that are out there"
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"- that I think we could spend some time... - Gary, I need that lipstick."
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"- Thank you so much. - Mm-hmm. Yeah."
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"Madam out there hobnobbing,"
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"us here in the servants' quarters. It's like Downton Abbey."
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"McClintock, Lady Selina wishes to eat"
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"a Cornish pasty in the paddock this evening."
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"- Post-haste, you bugger! - I love that voice."
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"It makes me feel inadequate and horny. The dream."
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"Ray, I don't know if you've met the Deputy Prime Minister."
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"- Ray Whelans, wellness consultant. - Pleasure."
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"Wellness? Oh, like a fitness chap?"
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"I'm also a businessman and an author."
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"An author? Would I know any of your titles?"
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"60-Day Shred."
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"Get A Bod Like God,"
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"My Name Is Ray, You're Okay,"
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"The Greater Glory In 20 Days..."
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"Ray, I need Gary."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"Yes, I've seen the numbers, Kent."
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"I know that she's bleeding blue collars."
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"So we're gonna make her look fucking folksy in a London pub."
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"Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who said,"
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"Dan's a fucking terrible campaign manager?"
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"I would like to shoot him, but there are no guns in this country."
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"Yeah."
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"Steven, this is Jonah Ryan reporting to Team Maddox."
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"I'm in London Town, and it's going to be"
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"a right royal cockney barrel of turnips"
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"when I dish the dirt on Selina Meyer."
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"Yes, sir, I'll stop using the accent."
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"Hello, Jonah."
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"Hello, sir."
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"Just buying some tickets for Madame Tussauds."
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"You're an imbecile."
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"What a charming little pub."
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"I have to say, this is just the most delightful place."
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