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Clips from Veep - Crate (S03E03)

"Thank you so much."
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"Victory in Iowa is just the start of the job."
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"- I've worked my whole life... - Oh, please."
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"and now it's time to make this country work."
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"Let's take our shirts off and work up a sweat."
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"Listen to this idiot. They're not even sound bites. They're just sounds."
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"Yeah, but it works, though. That's the thing."
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"I mean, he cornholed us in Iowa."
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"Well, that's appropriate. It's the corn state."
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"What are Thornhill's numbers now?"
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"And please downplay them so I don't cry."
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"- He's killing us. - Please downplay them, I said."
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"She is downplaying them, ma'am."
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"People like someone who's normal, okay?"
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"Gritty... you know, folks who actually eat grits."
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"I'm normal. I can be so folksy."
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"Doing the folksy thing with... folks."
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"Hello?"
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"We'll push it. We'll push it more."
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"Well, push it. We got four days left."
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"Remember when we only had five days left?"
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"- Those were good times. - Great times."
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"- We're gonna get you out in the streets. - Okay."
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"You know, shopping malls, community centers..."
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"- Right. Right. - ...farmers' markets."
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"You should go to a ball game, ma'am. Throw out the first pitch."
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"It's January, Mike."
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"Yeah, and I can't throw a ball, Mike."
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"I'll look like Gary here."
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"- Thank you. - Mm-hmm."
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"Um, what about local phone-in shows?"
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"Great idea. Talk some real vote meat."
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"Rub with a schlub. That kind of thing."
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"Guys, guys, you gotta get out there on the stump."
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"That's a good point. Nothing says regular American"
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"like standing on a street corner shouting at strangers."
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"- Okay. - Actually, I had a similar thought."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please."
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"What, are you David Coppercock?"
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"If you like, Humor Man, yes."
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"- Uh, can I get a volunteer? - Me, me, me."
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"- Me, me, me. - You. Come forward."
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"Gary, please open the box."
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"Ooh. Oh."
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"- What is it? - Take it out."
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"Oh. Oh, my God."
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"Wow, it's a box inside of a box."
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"Jesus!"
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"Oh, it's a crate."
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"- Wow! - You like that?"
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"I love it. Are you okay?"
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"- That really hurt my... - Can you move?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, get up there."
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"- Take it for a test spin. - Yes."
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"Huh? See, it's folksy, it's traditional,"
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"and it's reinforced with titanium so you won't fall through."
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"It's fantastic. You guys, this could be the key image for the campaign."
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"- Me on a crate. I love this! - Yep."
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"- Ma'am, new donations... - God."
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"Mark Dugdale from Dugdale Recycling just pledged $30,000."
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"Okay, so I'll make a call in to him."
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"I gotta tell you something."
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"I wanna get away from the politicos."
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"I wanna talk to you, the regular Joes."
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"- Right? - Yeah, yeah."
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"We also have $2,000 from a guy named Paul Duffy"
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"from the local dry cleaner."
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"Okay, for two grand, you don't get a call from me."
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"Okay? Just send him a button or something."
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"See, the thing is, folks, is that this is the real America"
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"and I want to say God bless you guys."
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"Oh, God. I could watch you do this all day."
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"You know, they accuse you of not thinking outside the box,"
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"but I do think outside the box."
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"You know what else I do? I stand on top of a box."
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"Okay, you can stop now."
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"- You might wanna save that voice. - Yeah."
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"Uh, good luck with the street shouting. I gotta get back to DC."
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"POTUS is having a difficult time"
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"with FLOTUS and her..."
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"- Suicide attempt, yeah. - Yes."
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"I don't blame her."
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"Imagine being married to that guy."
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"I wouldn't put up with that shit for a second."
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"No."
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"- This looks good. - It does, right?"
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"- Do you want to... - No, I like standing up here and looking down at everybody."
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"Towns like this are what I call the real towns of America,"
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"the real America."
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"Not like the ivory towers of Washington, folks."
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"That's not my world at all."
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"I want to hear what you see."
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"And I wanna see what you feel."
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"You know what, guys?"
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"My job is to communicate with you, the people,"
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"because if I don't communicate, guys,"
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"I communi-can't."
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"By the way, I gotta say you're doing a great job."
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"Seriously, you do me better than I do me."
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"You do yourself a lot."
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"Joe Thornhill sends his regards."
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"Whoa, okay. Well, send them back."
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"Of course, not his. Mine."
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"What are you having?"
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"Scrambled eggs, turkey bacon, sausage, fried egg."
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"You're having a fried egg with your scrambled eggs?"
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"Oh, yeah. It's the egg medley."
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"It's delicious. You've gotta try it."
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"It's like a chicken came in your mouth."
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"Okay."
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"I think eggs are my favorite breakfast..."
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"- So, how's the Maddox camp? - It's chaos over there."
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"People can smell the stench of death and they're running for the lifeboats."
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"- Really? - Women and tall, talented men first."
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"Have you got any offers coming in?"
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"The Chung camp has expressed some interest."
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"- Interest? No, they're not. - I'm sorry?"
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"I just spoke with Chris Ellis 15 minutes ago."
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"There's no offer going in to you."
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"But I'm expecting one because my skills are very..."
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