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Clips from Veep - Frozen Yoghurt (S01E01)

"Can't get over this heat."
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"Swear to God, they put your office on top of hell."
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"I know you have to get going."
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"I do. Senator Doyle's kind of a stikler."
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"Yeah. Yeah, he seems like a massive stickler."
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"Well, like I was saying, the senator has a lot of time for filibuster reform."
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"Bottom line here, Eric, we need him to sponsor this bill."
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"Excuse me."
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"God, this gastric bug,"
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"it's got my head all jammed up"
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"and my ass is like the thunderdome."
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"Yeah! Boom, come to mama!"
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"Sorry, not you. This. Excuse me."
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"Oh, my God, this heat is just unbearable."
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"I feel like a gecko."
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"Sorry to interrupt, but fuck-a-deedoo-dah, fuck-a-Dee-ay!"
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"- Martin at the White House. - What?"
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""Clean jobs task force likely to be green lit!" Exclamation point."
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"Yeah! Oh, my God!"
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"That is so great for me."
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"- And the country. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant."
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"Oh, Amy. Good job, Amy."
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"- Good job. - That's why I get paid the medium bucks."
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"- This is legacy stuff. - Yeah, it is."
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"Polluting corporations held accountable by me."
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"Dependence on foreign oil ended by me."
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"- Could you stop that? - Really close."
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"I'm gonna get Sue to call Mart at the White House."
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"I still need to say goodbye to senator Doyle's chief of staff."
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"Oh, is he still here?"
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"You know what I'm gonna do? Brush past."
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"Give him a smile to take back to his boss."
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"- Okay. - Which way are you going?"
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"- Elevator bank, first door. - Okay. Yeah."
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"Eric, apologies."
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"Oh, Sue, did the President call?"
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"- No. - No? Okay."
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"- Everything okay? - Oh, yeah, things are great."
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"- Good. - Things are great."
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"So, yeah, the Vice President will see you this afternoon."
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"We'll see the senator and yourself."
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"Um, this is an interesting piece of paper."
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"Oh, madam Vice President, you remember Eric."
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"- Oh, of course. Eric. - Madam Vice President."
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"- How are you? - I've got a little bit of the bug,"
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"but other than that, I'm good."
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"I'm sorry to hear that. Well, drink plenty of liquid."
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"Well, that's sort of a stupid thing to say, isn't it?"
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"'Cause you can't drink a solid, can you?"
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"Soup?"
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"Well, soup is solids suspended in liquid, so it qualifies as a liquid."
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"See that? Gary was a major at U.V.A. in science."
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"So occasionally that's of use."
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"So we'll see you guys this afternoon."
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"- Great. Nice to see you. - So nice to see you."
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"Take care. Soup?"
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"Press release for Selina approval."
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"- Hey, Mike, your perspiration... - I know."
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"- I'm just saying. - Can't help it. Sign of a healthy body."
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"- There are products available, Mike. - I tried them all."
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"Sweat right through 'em. I got very large pores."
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"Hey, guys, quick sidebar meeting, okay?"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Senator Lowden's guy canceled."
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"He has the gastric flu, too."
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"His Facebook status is "may God have mercy on my boxers.""
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"Yeah, I saw that. I liked it."
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"Hey, Dan, can you get some more oxygen in here, please?"
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"Yeah."
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"This thing is completely useless, by the way."
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"Can move more air by farting."
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"I'm sure you can, ma'am."
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"Those don't open. Those are anti-suicide windows."
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"They only put those in after you started working here, right, Gary?"
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"So, here's the deal."
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"Clean jobs in the bag. So that's good."
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"But we've got filibuster reform talks this afternoon that we've got to deal with."
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"So let's nail this, okay, everybody?"
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"- Let's seize the agenda. - You're making it sound like a coup."
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"I'm not gonna say I'm not enjoying the President being in South Africa."
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"God, wearing some kind of shawl at a lion sanctuary."
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"Did you see that photo? It's unbelievable."
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"Anyway, I'm just talking about redefining..."
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"Dan, what was that phrase that you used in our meeting?"
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"- What was that? - "Two point me.""
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""Two point me." That's exactly right. I love that."
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"Ma'am, your two-hour with Glen Yates just canceled."
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"He's got the bug."
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"All right, well, that means I've got two hours free."
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"Let's capitalize on this, you guys."
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"C'mon, let's go somewhere. Let's meet the public."
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"- You want to normalize it? - Yes, exactly."
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"I want to meet some regular normals. Where we gonna find them?"
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"Photo op with the normals and the normalistas."
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"- There's a book fair... - Oh, my God."
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"- ...in Adams Morgan. - Too dull, no."
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"You're not gonna get a good photo holding a book."
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"- You need something active. - It's like kids read or something."
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"Kids are unpredictable. They wet their pants."
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"- Keep it simple. Keep it simple. - Yeah, not good."
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"Ma'am, frozen yoghurt, all right, is huge in this town right now."
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"It's hot out. Let's go to a store."
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"There's one that I know that I go to all the time on U Street."
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"It's owned by three generations of African-Americans."
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"I mean there's a narrative built right in."
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"Excellent. Perfect. Done deal."
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"We can totally normalize with those guys."
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"That's what we're gonna do. Make it happen, guys."
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"All right, we're going to a yoghurt shop."
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"When was this "two point me" meeting with Selina?"
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"Oh, are you still tracking my every move?"
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"I thought we agreed to move on."
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"Move on from what? We dated for like a week."
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"It was like getting of a mild food poisoning."
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"Look, Amy, I am genuinely sorry that my arrival here"
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"has caused you to become so self-conscious and gain a little weight."
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"Fuck point you."
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"- Are we early? - Yeah."
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"I want to get there early."
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"I want the people who are on time to think that they're late."
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"- Oh, mind games. Love it. - Yeah."
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