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Clips from Veep - Data (S04E04)

"(Theme music playing)"
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"Fundamentally, the Families First bill"
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"will help our most vulnerable kids,"
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"like the little boy in Seattle who asked Santa"
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"to teach him how to read for Christmas."
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"How did he write the note?"
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"Or the little girl down in Pine Hill, Alabama."
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"She's HIV positive via breast milk,"
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"but who still dreams of becoming a ballerina."
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"Well, they do need to stay thin."
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"- Selina: And why shouldn't they? - What? They do."
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"We want to give all kids a reason to dance, you know?"
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"- Dan: Sir. - Ben: Yes?"
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"- The HIV girl. - Yes?"
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"The one that the president mentioned in the CBS interview."
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"- Yes? - All right, well, some people on Reddit"
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"put the details together, now the whole town knows who she is."
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"Fuck!"
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"I preferred the Internet when it was just AltaVista"
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"and that little Star Wars kid."
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"- Did we definitely out this girl? - Yeah."
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"- Shit. - Only her doctor and her principal knew."
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"Now parents are keeping their kids home from school"
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"'cause they don't want them to, quote, catch AIDS."
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"Well, there's a town with no Gay Pride parade"
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"or a goddamn library."
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"Where did this data come from? How did we get her medical records?"
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"And why didn't we ask her parents' permission?"
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"Oh, thank you, Question Man."
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"You just saved the entire city. Or did you?"
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"This is catching fire like a gas station"
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"- in a Michael Bay movie. - Yeah."
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"- What's our line here? - Do we tell the president?"
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"- No. - No?"
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"No, she's gonna panic."
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"We got to find out more facts, all right?"
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"- Bozos, disassemble. - All right."
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"I always feel like the ruching on this one really accentuates your figure."
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"Okay, you're right. Let's go with that."
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"Okay, I'll have the valet lay this out for you."
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"- No, you can do it. - Oh. (laughs)"
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"- Reminds me of an easier time, you know? - Right."
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"- (Chuckles) - Or a time whose problems I've suppressed."
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"Right."
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"Oh, there's my favorite slice of fun."
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"Look at this."
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"What is this?"
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"Catherine, you are smoking?"
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"I'm vaping. That's not the point."
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"This has been happening every week."
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"My private life should be off-limits."
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"I see that you are still seeing Jason."
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"He photographs well for his age."
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"Ma'am, the Apple Growers Association"
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"would like to name a new brand of apple after you."
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"Is it a good apple?"
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"- It's a baking apple. - Fuck 'em."
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"Oh, and Bill Ericsson wants to see you before you leave about Catherine."
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"- The smoking photograph. - Vaping."
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"Actually, there is a Photoshopped image in the Post"
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"of what you and Catherine might look like if you had eight years in power."
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"Oh, my God, I look like Grandpa."
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"What? (gasps)"
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"What did they do to my nose?"
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"- Mom, what about me? - Huh?"
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"Yeah, I know. This is so disrespectful."
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"Where is Mike? Is he still doing his gaggle?"
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"- Yes, he's gaggling, ma'am. - All right."
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"Will the president be commenting"
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"on this breaking story about little Jennifer Graham?"
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"Uh, yes."
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"We will very soon have a statement on that."
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"Reporter: The White House released the girl's private information."
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"Where did this confidential data come from?"
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"I know that the president confirmed that she does have HIV."
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"And... the girl, that is, has HIV."
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"But the provenance of that data has yet to be determined."
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"- Ma'am, Mike is just... - Yeah, I know, he's fluffing the hacks."
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"- Ma'am, this isn't a good time. - Hi, everybody."
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"Is Mike sharing his donut holes with y'all?"
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"(laughing)"
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"And, Lyle, I hope that you're gonna bring"
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"your daughter to the Easter egg roll."
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"Oh, thank you for remembering I have a daughter, ma'am."
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"Oh, of course, yeah."
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"- And also my name. - Yes."
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"- It's Lyle. - It's Lyle and it's my pleasure."
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"Hey, you know, speaking of daughters,"
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"I just wanted to mention Catherine."
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"I know that she's the First Daughter,"
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"but I would be very grateful if you guys"
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"would just give her a little bit of space in her private life."
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"I mean, you know, I'm the rock star."
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"- She's not the rock star. - (laughing)"
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"So, thanks, I appreciate it. Great to see everybody."
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"With respect, ma'am, do you think those same privacies"
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"should be given to an eight-year-old girl with HIV?"
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"Um, well..."
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"HIV is a terrible burden"
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"and I'm very happy to be helping families who are affected by it."
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"That is off the record."
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"Bill: Okay, this briefing is over."
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"Nice to see you guys. I'll see you at the Easter egg roll."
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"- My... my friend, yes. - Lyle."
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"What the hell?"
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"Where did HIV come from?"
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"I think some guy fucked a monkey."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Why didn't you warn me about that, Mike?"
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"Ma'am, I tried to right when you came in."
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"- No, you didn't. - You're right, I didn't."
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"- I should have. - That's right."
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"- You were right, ma'am. - Yeah, no, you didn't warn me at all."
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"What the fuck is happening?"
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"It's a data breach."
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"Medical, Social Security records were hacked"
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"by someone working for us and then put into the Families First press pack."
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"That's not just a breach. That's a data rupture."
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"All of these words are meaningless to me."
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"Here's what we're gonna do. It's an outrageous idea."
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