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Clips from Veep - Iowa (S07E07)

TV Series 2012–2019 Season 7, Episode 1 30 min ★ 8.4/10 (73,318 ratings) 788 clips
Comedy
And I like her.
"And I like her."
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spreading democracy like patient zero.
"spreading democracy like patient zero."
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Well, I was speaking hypothetically.
"Well, I was speaking hypothetically."
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I'm the only living president who doesn't have one.
"I'm the only living president who doesn't have one."
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Jonah, my boy, I've come to say farewell.
"Jonah, my boy, I've come to say farewell."
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Let's send them a message,
"Let's send them a message,"
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by shoving the guy that they hate the most
"by shoving the guy that they hate the most"
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right back in their faces. Thank you!
"right back in their faces. Thank you!"
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Yeah, well, I'm pregnant. And it's yours.
"Yeah, well, I'm pregnant. And it's yours."
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Marjorie and I are having a baby.
"Marjorie and I are having a baby."
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I can't believe I'm gonna be a father.
"I can't believe I'm gonna be a father."
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Say hello to little Richard.
"Say hello to little Richard."
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It was President Selina Meyer who negotiated to free Tibet.
"It was President Selina Meyer who negotiated to free Tibet."
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I've been rethinking things.
"I've been rethinking things."
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Well, second time's the charm.
"Well, second time's the charm."
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and you're not even running yet.
"and you're not even running yet."
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SHEILA couldn't agree more.
"SHEILA couldn't agree more."
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No, SHEILA is my predictive computer model
"No, SHEILA is my predictive computer model"
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- for election results. - No. No.
"- for election results. - No. No."
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I don't want nuts.
"I don't want nuts."
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I like her more than I like the deaf girl.
"I like her more than I like the deaf girl."
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We're all ready for you, ma'am.
"We're all ready for you, ma'am."
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We talk plenty, Amy.
"We talk plenty, Amy."
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No, not you, ma'am.
"No, not you, ma'am."
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I was talking about the...
"I was talking about the..."
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What? Jesus, I thought you sent that thing to the 7-Eleven dumpster in the sky already.
"What? Jesus, I thought you sent that thing to the 7-Eleven dumpster in the sky already."
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It's just we've been so busy with the campaign. I don't wanna...
"It's just we've been so busy with the campaign. I don't wanna..."
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And then we can figure out what I mean later.
"And then we can figure out what I mean later."
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OK, I don't know what she's saying, so... here.
"OK, I don't know what she's saying, so... here."
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- then write me something to say. OK? - Yes, ma'am.
"- then write me something to say. OK? - Yes, ma'am."
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Wha...
"Wha..."
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he'd still be alive today.
"he'd still be alive today."
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a full autopsy of the last campaign
"a full autopsy of the last campaign"
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Number three, an unwillingness to actually discuss strategies
"Number three, an unwillingness to actually discuss strategies"
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Guys, this is not going to be a repeat of my last campaign.
"Guys, this is not going to be a repeat of my last campaign."
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- I am New Selina. Exactly. - Now.
"- I am New Selina. Exactly. - Now."
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- Cedar Rapids. - Ma'am, we have
"- Cedar Rapids. - Ma'am, we have"
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has given us an excellent opportunity to fix your speech.
"has given us an excellent opportunity to fix your speech."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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It's just a few more months in Iowa,
"It's just a few more months in Iowa,"
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"N-O" is a negative rejoinder.
""N-O" is a negative rejoinder."
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You're supposed to say, "That's not our plan."
"You're supposed to say, "That's not our plan.""
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- Oh, Amy? - Amy.
"- Oh, Amy? - Amy."
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I, uh, just had to get away from
"I, uh, just had to get away from"
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"Blue is the Most Annoying Color."
""Blue is the Most Annoying Color.""
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- Standard thoughts and prayers? - Bull's-eye.
"- Standard thoughts and prayers? - Bull's-eye."
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- That's actually not bad. - Pretty good, actually.
"- That's actually not bad. - Pretty good, actually."
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Because I want you, my home state,
"Because I want you, my home state,"
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and not because my polls are low there.
"and not because my polls are low there."
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And just wait until you see how we juice the economy
"And just wait until you see how we juice the economy"
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The candidate thinks it's funnier that way. Wait for it.
"The candidate thinks it's funnier that way. Wait for it."
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You know what I always thought the funniest number was?
"You know what I always thought the funniest number was?"
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Who wants to meet my brand-new
"Who wants to meet my brand-new"
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- Go ahead, say something. - No, thank you.
"- Go ahead, say something. - No, thank you."
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- Yeah, I get sprung. - Oh, gosh!
"- Yeah, I get sprung. - Oh, gosh!"
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And I know that when he's elected president,
"And I know that when he's elected president,"
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The wife is really helpful.
"The wife is really helpful."
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That bump could carry us right to Super Tuesday.
"That bump could carry us right to Super Tuesday."
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- Uh-oh. - Stay away from us.
"- Uh-oh. - Stay away from us."
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What the hell was that?
"What the hell was that?"
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I thought you'd gotten a handle on
"I thought you'd gotten a handle on"
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- Oh, no, no. - No.
"- Oh, no, no. - No."
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He gave me a "D" in math
"He gave me a "D" in math"
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Did you do no oppo research
"Did you do no oppo research"
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It's not like Beth and I did anything,
"It's not like Beth and I did anything,"
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Excuse me, Teddy.
"Excuse me, Teddy."
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May I speak to you over here for a moment?
"May I speak to you over here for a moment?"
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This doin' anything for you?
"This doin' anything for you?"
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Huh, right there? You like that?
"Huh, right there? You like that?"
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And I'll tell ya something, um, it's not the...
"And I'll tell ya something, um, it's not the..."
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but "thoughts and prayers" when it comes to mass shootings?
"but "thoughts and prayers" when it comes to mass shootings?"
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- Mike McLintock. Buzzfeed magazine... - I know who you are.
"- Mike McLintock. Buzzfeed magazine... - I know who you are."
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Sorry, this is a menu. Hold on a second.
"Sorry, this is a menu. Hold on a second."
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at least ten pieces a day to the site.
"at least ten pieces a day to the site."
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- It's really nice to see you, Mike. - Yeah.
"- It's really nice to see you, Mike. - Yeah."
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even the name sounds like it's on meth.
"even the name sounds like it's on meth."
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- Really? - I'll bet she made that up.
"- Really? - I'll bet she made that up."
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Richard, you can't keep working on both campaigns.
"Richard, you can't keep working on both campaigns."
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No! Little Richard, don't pull Mommy's hair.
"No! Little Richard, don't pull Mommy's hair."
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What?! You're not planning on running?
"What?! You're not planning on running?"
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I've always been a big fan of Selina Meyer's,
"I've always been a big fan of Selina Meyer's,"
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but it's time for some new blood.
"but it's time for some new blood."
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- I know. Postpartum depression. - Catherine has postpartum depression?
"- I know. Postpartum depression. - Catherine has postpartum depression?"
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- I didn't notice anything. - I thought she was in a good mood.
"- I didn't notice anything. - I thought she was in a good mood."
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- You love standing next to ugly women. - Yes!
"- You love standing next to ugly women. - Yes!"
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- Does anybody have time to sit for an interview real quick? - Mike. Mike.
"- Does anybody have time to sit for an interview real quick? - Mike. Mike."
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There got to be tons of them around here.
"There got to be tons of them around here."
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you're about to see how a campaign is really ru...
"you're about to see how a campaign is really ru..."
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- Not him. - Ma'am, it is him.
"- Not him. - Ma'am, it is him."
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- Someone else. - It is not my job
"- Someone else. - It is not my job"
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I was shocked to get the call to come here.
"I was shocked to get the call to come here."
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I want Kent to show you where your office is.
"I want Kent to show you where your office is."
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Wait a minute. No! The press cannot know
"Wait a minute. No! The press cannot know"
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that we've made another mistake.
"that we've made another mistake."
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Amy hired the wrong guy.
"Amy hired the wrong guy."
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But here is the hard truth:
"But here is the hard truth:"
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who think they own the cafeteria can bring this on themselves.
"who think they own the cafeteria can bring this on themselves."
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Send out your top guys, have 'em follow me around.
"Send out your top guys, have 'em follow me around."
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Is Beth Hennick's father your stepfather, Lloyd Hennick?
"Is Beth Hennick's father your stepfather, Lloyd Hennick?"
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attack my cousin Ezra.
"attack my cousin Ezra."
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Shh.
"Shh."
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but we're actually having the real staff meeting in here.
"but we're actually having the real staff meeting in here."
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- Meyer for President. - Oh, boy.
"- Meyer for President. - Oh, boy."
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- He's been gone for an hour. I need that smoothie. - Yeah.
"- He's been gone for an hour. I need that smoothie. - Yeah."
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- Ma'am, I've got it. - OK.
"- Ma'am, I've got it. - OK."
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- Oh. - I love it.
"- Oh. - I love it."
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bringing the Selina Meyer story full circle.
"bringing the Selina Meyer story full circle."
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- OK, we'll figure it out in the air. - Yeah, yes.
"- OK, we'll figure it out in the air. - Yeah, yes."
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- Did you text Gary? - I did.
"- Did you text Gary? - I did."
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There was a shooting at a Home Depot and they closed the interstate.
"There was a shooting at a Home Depot and they closed the interstate."
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OK.
"OK."
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But I don't want your last name
"But I don't want your last name"
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because I've always loved the name Meagan
"because I've always loved the name Meagan"
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Whoa.
"Whoa."
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Although the Deegan's always congested. So...
"Although the Deegan's always congested. So..."
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Yeah, the Cross Bronx is much better for butt stuff.
"Yeah, the Cross Bronx is much better for butt stuff."
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OK, well, just sleep on it, or whatever.
"OK, well, just sleep on it, or whatever."
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Plus she's getting kinda fat in the front. Did you see that?
"Plus she's getting kinda fat in the front. Did you see that?"
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- I should be president... - Yeah?
"- I should be president... - Yeah?"
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I took a dump on the glass ceiling,
"I took a dump on the glass ceiling,"
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