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Clips from Veep - Qatar (S06E06)

"No, no, no, no, no."
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"Okay, this is Ambassador Al Jaffar's nephew."
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"So, let us hope to see each other again."
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"- Madam, President, I'm sorry. - Yes?"
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"No."
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"Ma'am, you gotta see this."
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"Show her the poster. Look!"
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""Uproar over a photo that shows former President Selina Meyer"
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"Richard is thinking. He understands."
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"And why don't you have your phone right now?"
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"- She's an Uzbek free speech advocate. - Fine."
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"Oh, no, scarred in an acid attack."
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"women's rights dissident from... get this... the Sudan!"
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"- Just set it up. That's perfect. - All right."
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"But it threw off my whole bathroom schedule"
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"I got it."
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"How about the Jeffersons?"
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"To the Jeffersons."
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"because we are moving on up."
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"- The Capitol Hills. - Hey!"
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"- Or should I say... - Stop, no."
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"Hey, what do you think of my tie?"
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"Which is a combination of retarded and sad."
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"Okay, first of all, I never miss a glutes day."
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"Jane just thinks the cold makes her and"
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"No, man. Look, I'm talking about Jane."
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"- That's a lovely top. - Oh, thanks, Dan."
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"- Oop, I did a selfie. - I don't know what this is."
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"Back in America, people are always telling me to go back to Africa."
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"I'm actually glad I did, 'cause it's magical out here."
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"- But with a better nose, of course. - Oh, stop it."
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"Why don't you just go ahead, though?"
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"The Wisconsin delegation was giving out cheese curds."
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"Yeah, he actually slipped on the rug hightailing it out of here."
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"You know, Will here can't eat cheese."
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"I go poo-poo in my panty-wanties."
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"or I am going to fuck all your shit up."
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"and you and your imaginary dragon don't count."
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"Jesus, Jonah, if you're gonna pay for sex,"
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"daughter of Sherman Tanz."
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"We're engaged."
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"Wait, what? We are?"
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"Fine, dinner, my house."
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"- Mazel tov. - Thanks, Will."
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"So, where are you taking us?"
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"Oh. Oh, well, that's fine."
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"Oh. Wow, it... wow, that's a cozy bed."
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"the oppression of women has been growing year after year."
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"Uh, so, three of those got caught in the engine."
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"Oh, really? Why was that?"
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"might be desperate to get their hands on?"
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"Well, I remembered you Qataris are very wet-fingered."
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"You have no idea."
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"- Yeah, what's...? - Hi, Mr. Egan."
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"I work in the Department of Human Resources here at CBS."
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"I'm here to discuss the allegations of sexual harassment..."
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"Excuse me, what is going on here?"
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"Okay, send his mistress a gift."
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"Oh, no, wait."
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"what's Qatari for "morning after pill"?"
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"Ma'am, are you sure that you wanna go out"
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"Ben says Qataris are very good at inserting themselves."
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"- I feel like myself. - Mm-hmm."
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"Or, you know, at least the person I'm supposed to feel like."
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"do you think that I can be dating someone who's..."
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"- So much younger? - No, Muslim."
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"It would be political suicide."
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"All China has to do is throw in a few hundred FN-6 missiles"
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"arms deals and the exploitation of third world resources."
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"- Come, let's head inside. - Yeah, kind of a dicey neighborhood."
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"- So, do we have a deal? - There is one more thing."
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"You gave me yak shit."
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"But unless you're planning on knitting your semiconductors"
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"Don't you feel it? I just want a tiny, tiny bit."
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"when US President Laura Montez"
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"I wanna say something about my paella."
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"I should probably have a better office"
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"than the fifth floor of the Cannon Building, don't you think?"
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"Yeah, well, this actually is pretty interesting."
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"Shh, please, don't ruin this, too, okay?"
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"Whack-a-doo! What?"
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"- Jesus Christ. - Why did you tell him that?"
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"- Sorry I missed that! - I loved that, too."
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"Jonah has called an early breakfast meeting"
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"I'll just give it a little toss right..."
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"What happened to the little girl who served us tea?"
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"It's an Arab conference on human rights."
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"Yeah."
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"What did you just say?"
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"- Yeah. Hey. - Mm-hmm. Hi."
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"- I did. - Those scum-sucking vultures"
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"They let a warlord into a human rights conference?"
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"Oh, God."
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"the situation in the Sudan."
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"who are we to judge?"
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"So, uh,"
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"glass houses."
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"And I would also add that it really does help"
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"to prevent sexually transmitted diseases"
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"Thank you."
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"I can legislate the shit out of shit in here."
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"only three floors down with a shittier view?"
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"I'm gonna drink some champizzle and eat some poontizzle."
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"- No, you're not. - Oh, babe,"
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"I got a key to the roof. We could do a Butch-Sundance."
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"I have a lesbian daughter who would absolutely love that."
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"so that doesn't make any sense at all."
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"solving international crises and..."
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"We will always have the yacht."
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"I meant the memory of the yacht."
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"- Mm-hmm. - He also thought you might be Jewish."
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"Well, I'm not."
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"It's 8:50 AM..."
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"Oh, no, no, you will still be part of the"
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""CBS This Morning with Danny Egan" family."
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"Absolutely."
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"I am so grateful to all of you who watched,"
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"Yeah, you ate out of a Dumpster."
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"I'm sorry for these showers."
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"- This is Sheikh Muhammed Hamid. - Sheikh Hamid,"
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