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Clips from Veep - Andrew (S02E02)

"As you know, the vice president recently signed"
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"Have a pastry or some herring, okay?"
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"- or when she knew it, Leon. - Mike, Mike."
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"Either she knew that the student was a spy"
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"and lied when she denied it,"
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"This isn't "Meyer the Liar" again."
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"Well, it is now."
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"She has that boyfriend."
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"- You think that's going to actually lead to a marriage? - Should we get going..."
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"It's like waiting for a biopsy result."
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"Ooh, and what does Ed do?"
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"- Sue. - Cracked under the questioning."
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"He's one of Selina's guys?"
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"Well, my mom doesn't live in Rome, but she's still a fucking Catholic."
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"The only real cut here is unemployment insurance."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- We can raise fees... - The what?"
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"- I have cats. - Oh, Gary has cats."
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"Oh, Christ! Those fuckers!"
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"Well, then, you have to come to Catherine's."
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"Stick a coat and tie on a fucking oxygen tank."
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"I just saw Mary King. Looked like she's been thrown up by a whale."
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"Sonic boom in the room. Ma'am."
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"Well, POTUS wanted me to come down here"
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"and peep the skinny on the debt negotiations."
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"Okay, that's a fire hazard, so let's just..."
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"Okay, version one-- Selina Meyer"
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"You know what? I'm not worried about Andy"
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"You know what I mean?"
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"It's so weird. It's like a cat on a hot tin dog."
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"You should see me dance."
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"She'll be thrilled to see you again."
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"in Bumfuck, Idaho, I think it was."
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"- We're meeting there, yeah? Okay. - Right. Bye."
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"Not the guy at a bus station with a bucket, right?"
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"I mean, don't you think that you and your friends"
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"Ah, there's your dad doing that thing that he does."
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"You know what he does."
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"And Jenny. Nice to see you."
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"It really is the most dangerous time for traffic, though."
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"- You've heard about that? - Of course I've heard about that."
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"- Hello. - Oh, hi."
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"I got you a glass of champagne."
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"- What did he just say? - I don't know."
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"All the other deals are done."
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"Yeah, I-- what did you do?"
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"Compared to you, that Monet is a piece of shit."
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"I just got to go talk to Andrew, okay?"
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"- Hi, Selina. - Hi, Andrew."
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"It's nice to see you greeting everybody here at the party"
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"- Oh, gosh. - Our little Catherine."
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"- Oh. - You need to be really careful, sweetie."
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"Gary, you just called me sweetie."
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"Something sex my dick trick?"
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"You know, you look great in an art gallery"
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"I mean, I know I'd like to nail you up against a wall."
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"It looks like we're gonna be able to move"
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"on unemployment."
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"I can't give you a single digit."
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"- Oh, my God. - He gave it to me!"
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"I can't do math with this kind of noise."
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"- Fuck off, Mike. - Sure."
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"to have a little Mrs. Robinson moment."
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"That is extremely disrespectful."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"a couple of words to my awesome daughter."
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"- All right. - If you can give me 1% on unemployment benefits..."
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"- Yeah. - I can go 10 on NIH,"
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"The baseline is your budget proposal from last year."
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"- Right. Okay. - Okay, those numbers add up?"
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"I can't believe it, Mary. That's so great."
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"- Oh, thanks, Jonah. - You look really good."
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"- Thank you. - Yes, ma'am."
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"the VP was nowhere to be seen.""
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"Hey, Mike, who dug that up?"
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"and it's what happened, but it's Kent's lie."
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"- It's not my lie. - Right."
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"Well, Catherine didn't appreciate the fiscal party crashers last night."
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"and I'm breathing it in through my snorkel."
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"- My private life is private. - Yes."
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"turned into an economic summit."
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"But you know what? Here we are now for you."
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"Kind of like sitting next to my mother after Thanksgiving dinner."
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"This is not flirting."
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"Do you think Selina would notice the invisible man"
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"I know, I'm sorry."
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"How long have you not been listening to me?"
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"I really can't stand it, Andrew."
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"No."
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"Hey, I think that lady right there just took a photo of Selina."
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"By that you mean bat shit crazy."
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"- I mean, we are sexual beings, of course. - Oh, my God."
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"You probably think that staying sober keeps you on top of your game."
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"but they didn't have time to add details"
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"if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks."
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"We'll give it a shot."
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"Nice to see you."
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"Um, I'm sorry."
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"and taking pictures, so you might want to be gesture-aware."
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"What?"
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"I cannot believe what you are telling me."
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"You're a stupid fucking prick."
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"Right? You say it."
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"I'm not gonna say that."
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"I didn't even know about it."
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"Oh, that's utter bullshit."
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"you're actually gonna get permanent lockjaw."
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"I'm sorry to interrupt. I just had a call from Kent."
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"- America thanks you. - You're welcome."
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"They're just a bunch of fuckers."
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"I mean, I was angry with you before,"
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"Everybody sing."
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"- What's the point? - Okay, I'll do it."
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"- Yep. - What are you talking about?"
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"- I cannot believe you. - Come here."
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"Hey, Catherine."
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"- You want to try it? - Nope."
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"It's all yours."
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"So, incorruptible tribunes of the free press,"
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