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Clips from Veep - The Choice (S03E03)

"Gary, are you working on the night of our eighth month-iversary?"
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"Please don't tell me you're doing that face."
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"- I am doing that face. - Come on. You know..."
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"Hold on."
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"Hey, Gary, honeymoons rule."
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"The Dirty Dozen is on and we're eating chips"
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"from bowls perched on each other's bellies."
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"Sounds great, Mike."
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"We put a penny in a jar every time we have sex."
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"We've already got like 15 in there."
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"Did you call me to talk dirty about your honeymoon?"
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"- I can talk dirty. - That's okay."
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"Wendy got the heads up POTUS's bodyman is quitting."
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"Marty? What, did he get sick or something?"
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"Hm-mm. Law school. You gonna go for it?"
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"I don't wanna be a guy in his 40s carrying a bag."
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"I've got ideas. I could advise Selina on stuff."
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"I've got plenty of things I can tell her."
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"Hey, gotta go. Telly Savalas is gonna kill some Nazis."
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"When did you get your dad's face?"
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"The world only just heard POTUS isn't running again"
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"so obviously we're not here and this doesn't exist."
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"Your campaign office."
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"What are these? These are the stables?"
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"Well, it's gonna get spruced up."
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"Hello, hello, this is it, this is it."
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"It is. How are you?"
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"- Hi. - I'm afraid I don't know who you are."
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"- I'm Kelly. - Hi, Kelly."
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"- I'm working on your campaign. - Great."
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"And I'll be taking photographs today."
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"Amy Brookheimer. You've been in touch with my..."
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"The men's toilet is busted, so..."
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"Here we are."
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"Wow, here you are. See, now, I thought"
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"that I had left you 750 miles ago."
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"Ma'am, I'm going to follow you wherever you go."
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"I'm going to be like a Disney animal."
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"Is there a space set aside for the campaign manager?"
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"- Not yet. - Could I have two seconds of your time?"
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"Sure thing."
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"I don't know why Richard is here."
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"You said he was really good on the book tour."
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"No, I was trying to keep you from worrying about me."
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"- Oh. - You're welcome."
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"- I'll ditch him. - Yeah, right."
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"Are you going on the coast guard boat?"
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"I'll learn to swim especially."
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"No, I meant..."
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"Oh, my God. What is your name? I'm so sorry."
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"- It starts with a K. - No, could you just tell me?"
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"- It's Kelly. - Kelly, right."
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"So, you're coming on the boat, that's why you have the camera."
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"So, then, Richard, you're gonna need to stay here."
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"Okay, well, you're in good hands."
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"Kelly and I go way back. She's like another me."
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"This doesn't work. Good."
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"This is a night patrol with the coast guard,"
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"so it's great pre-campaign campaigning."
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"- I need a wipe. - No, no. Hey."
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"- Ma'am, I've actually got a few ideas... - You know, ma'am, I was thinking..."
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"- I might skip the boat. - What?"
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"Yeah, and just hang back here, do a little pre-prep."
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"Why would that be, Dan? Is that a pre-stabbing in my pre-back?"
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"I think I'm gonna need you"
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"just in case we make a drug bust or something and I need some sort of..."
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"snappy one-liners."
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"Uh, The only laundering"
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"you're gonna be doing from now on is gonna be prison blankets."
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"That's kind of clever."
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"The only crack you're going to see"
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"belongs to some guy in a shower."
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"- Don't... don't be cute. - Oh, my God."
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"So, here... it begins here,"
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"in this Polish dungeon."
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"Hey, ma'am, about the campaign, I had an idea."
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"- Here you go. - Instead of doing this pre-campaigning,"
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"sometime in the next 24 hours, you grab a mic,"
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"you say, I'm Selina Meyer and I'm running for President of the United States."
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"I'm just gonna use the bathroom really quick."
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"It's way too early. You don't announce your candidacy"
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"while the incumbent is still warm."
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"The basic thing..."
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"That's like trying to bang the widow at the funeral."
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"There's a little trick to it."
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"- The trick would be to move it. - You're right, and I sure will."
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"You would have her start her campaign"
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"with no strategy, no money, no staff..."
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"except for Superman and Wonder Woman over there..."
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"just I wanna be president."
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"Ma'am, I don't know if you heard what he was saying..."
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"No, I didn't hear what he was saying."
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"But I agree with Dan, okay?"
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"And I completely appreciate your ideas, Gary."
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"No matter how dumb they are."
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"Let's go. The coasts won't guard themselves."
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"Let me tell you what we need to do."
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"They intercepted an individual untracked vessel,"
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"suspicious cargo. They're requesting backup."
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"- Is it a drug boat? - We're looking into it, ma'am."
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"- That's a stroke of luck. - I'm gonna do a short, little video thing."
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"- Okay. - The drugs stop here."
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"- Oh! - No, no, don't say anything right after,"
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"- 'cause it ruins it. - Got it."
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"- The drugs stop here. - We need to go, ma'am."
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"- Yes, yes. Just one second. - They stop here... firm."
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"- The drugs stop here. - Nice."
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"- Thank you. - This definitely does not do video."
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"- I'm sorry? - Then what were you doing?"
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"Perfect."
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"Use your common sense next time."
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"You just gonna sit there, SpongeBob?"
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"Just got to take a seat for a second, okay?"
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"- We haven't even shoved off. - I know, I know."
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"I'm not great on boats, okay?"
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"Are you getting pre-sick?"
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"Get downstairs."
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"- It's below deck. - Come on, Egan, God damn it."
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"Oh!"
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"Mikey, honey,"
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