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Clips from Veep (S06E06)

TV Series 2012 –2019 Season 6, Episode 9 30 min ★ 8.4/10 (73,318 ratings) 736 clips

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I miss it already. It was so romantic.
- And Gary. - So passionate.
Oh, my gosh.
or even a garbage bag, you know, in case she leaks.
- Special delivery! Advance copies. - Really?!
- Is that a pun? - Well, that's on you, Amy,
Ma'am, you are confirmed for tomorrow night
- Oh, yes! - How about you, Richard?
An astonishing bipartisan agreement.
I know, Kent. I was looking up jobs
because they're important to the American people.
AKA New Hampshire.
when you should be up by 20 points.
Jonah, my boy, I've come to say farewell.
I'm not one of your precious inmates.
I thought we'd wait till we bought a house.
- Okay. - If you change your mind before dinner,
- Mazel tov. - Oh, thanks, Kent.
from the "CBS Morning Show with Dan Egan."
- Stevie says we've gotta wrap it up. - Yeah.
I mean, Jane... I will always remember
Jane covering the moon landing.
Danny boy.
Be sure to join us starting tomorrow
every five seconds for your amusement.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Is it bad?
Can I have a drink? I feel a little dehydrated.
except in this case, the wave is made out of shit
Fuck.
her personal trainer and lover, Ray Whelan."
Who despises me like this?!
We have a league. We play here every Tuesday night.
I get first pick, and I pick Graves.
All right, Will, take the ball and tell 'em why.
Foul. Foul.
Doctor says I gotta play 20 minutes every day,
Yes!
and I have to make America think
that I was just giving her a ride home.
- I mean... - Uh, ma'am, Johnny...
And maybe give him some of that lesbian cooze potion.
- Well, he really likes Amy. - Amy who?
- Okay, just send him in. - Okay.
One of these days, she's gonna make that face
- Yeah. Boing! - I know it.
Ooh.
Otherwise, I'm gonna sue you.
Oh, I'd love to know how my eye job...
Mike!
What do you want?
I think the Pulitzer I'm going to get from this
- You can have Amy. - Wait, I don't understand.
Probably better from behind, though,
Good evening.
You're gonna throw your neck out, you know?
Well, that sounds bad.
Mm-hmm.
Ma'am, they've got the data breach.
- No. - They know that you 100% knew
By the way, what is in the bag?
Ha, that's good.
- Balls. - like the leaky prison faucet
Good evening, ma'am.
so she had reason to be somewhat alarmed.
I have to admit I was skeptical about it at first,
we get the kids out 10 minutes a day...
- I've got Catherine, but, I mean... - Let's just go.
Let's just say that I've got some cousins...
All right, I gotta get up early,
yammer my case to the morning TV yabbos.
- No offense. - Hey, none taken. Former yabbo.
- What about you? What's next for the great Dan Egan?
I gotta get up in the morning, early,
Buried among many new scandalous acts
- from the Meyer Presidency... - Oh, no.
- Well, whatever. - This is amazing.
You should've taken Amy and walked away.
Well?
Guess who is interested, all of a sudden,
- Andrew. - What?
Hey, Kent, free at last, free at last.
take our shit show on the road.
Drinks are on you. Bye.
They're in Italy.
- There you go. Hi. - Am I Jewish?
Your circumcision was a success, Mr. Ryan.
- Hello, Jonie. - Ugh, fuck. Hello, Uncle Jeff.
Actually, I'm here to thank you.
Well, fine, you're welcome for whatever.
Uncle Jeff, people loved the shutdown...
Uh, you can't talk to him like that.
as cum rags to the sex offenders in his prisons?
Take your name off the ballot?
Yeah, he owns, like, all these old people.
- She's not dumping me. - Oh, no, I am.
What do you mean a little while?
What the fuck does that even mean?
- Thank you! - Have fun.
Well, what are you standing here for?
- Do you need to leave? - Where do I stand?
Off.
Sir, how do you... I can't get the screen to go off.
All right, you know what? You know what?
Earlier this week, you were booked on the show.
she's the President of the United... who cares?