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Clips from Veep - Blurb (S06E06)

"Amy, you should take a cue from him, really."
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"- Yes. Oh! - Greg Morehouse is here for our meeting."
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"Can we get you some coffee or some tea or...?"
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"We do need a bit more of the presidency in there."
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"That's right, yes, and the presidential stuff"
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"I get that, and if you wanna stick with this book as is,"
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"I completely understand."
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"We're just gonna need our advance back."
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"- There was an advance? - Quiet, quiet."
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"And Moses led his people to the land of...?"
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"Shut up, Nikhil. This stupid hat is too small for my head."
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"Fine, this stupid hat is too small for my yarmulke."
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"- Okay. - The final invitation list went out,"
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"- June 14th. Ooh, chock full. - Oh, goody! Great. Go."
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"clutch with Wichita notary group,"
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"Some things are so dull, you have to block them out."
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"It's a baby."
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"I'm not doing that."
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"Mom, it's not that big of a deal."
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"Yes, Leslie or Dana if it's a boy and..."
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"- What? - It'll be my first human birth, so."
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"Yeah, but, I mean, does anybody really give a shit about two average-looking lesbians?"
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"Hmm?"
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"But there's somebody else that I slept with."
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"Somebody that I worked with closely."
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"All due respect, ma'am, we all knew you were, uh..."
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"My snatch isn't a data port!"
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"In the white-hot White House."
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"I mean, it was the Green Room, but."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"You want me to go with? I can take notes."
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"- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - No. Mm-mm."
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"Welcome to the new "CBS This Morning.""
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"- I'm Dan Egan. - And I'm Brie Ramachandran."
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"God, how can anybody jerk off to her"
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"of cocaine use and reckless boating."
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"you have the White House meeting on raising the debt ceiling."
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"Are you listening to anything we're saying?"
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"And because we don't look like Herman Munster's brother"
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"What'd you think of that new sign-off?"
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"Can I talk to you for a second... actually, both of you, in here?"
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"- Yeah. - So, we got the results back"
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"Okay, going down on each other, whatever. I don't wanna know!"
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"I, however... I am willing to do anything,"
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"- Okay. - See? Told you."
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"as a matter of fact."
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"Yeah, what is... the title is"
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"of perhaps mentioning our..."
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"our little encounter."
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"- No, that's all right. - There's something I wanted to say."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And in the end, I just turned out to be another blue bottle fly"
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"If it makes you feel any better,"
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"I will have to think outside my box."
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"It was James Madison."
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"- Okay, Mike, get up. - So, how'd it go?"
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"with the full faith and credit of the United States."
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"my extremist colleagues on the other side of the aisle"
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"- I can live with that. - All right, gentlemen,"
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"let's get this passed tomorrow."
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"if I could have an invite to the unveiling thing."
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"That is President Meyer's invitation list."
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"The Black Caucus gets this room back in 20 minutes."
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"We're the Jeffersons, period."
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"something big that makes Montez really pay attention to us."
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"Something like ending Daylight Savings Time."
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"Whoa, no! We're not gonna do that. Are you crazy?"
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"Yes, ma'am?"
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"Okay, so I have got a White House book"
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"I kid you not."
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"Subscription!"
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"I mean, where's the follow-up question?"
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"Your word, not mine."
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"- But again, yes. - Mm-hmm."
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"Ma'am, I think he's talking about you!"
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"The book is "Investing with a Conscience.""
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"'cause I don't wanna go."
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"I took the election loss,"
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"I took Andrew's infidelity,"
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"- Catherine's Catherine-ness, okay? - Mm-hmm."
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"has given as much for their country as you."
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"That is true."
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"Okay, fine, I'll go."
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"Okay? But I am not gonna have a good time."
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"Except for you, Gellardi."
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"votes no on HR 2970."
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"This was a done deal!"
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"You made Speaker Marwood run all the way down here!"
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"Now the clots in his legs are gonna rush to his brain."
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"but if we don't raise the debt ceiling,"
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"- because it's broken. - Oh!"
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"and then you turn it back on again like with a router."
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"And if they didn't want me to shut down the government,"
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"then maybe they should've invited me to the Meyer unveiling!"
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"My God. Just call off your morons, Congressman."
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"Lights out! Lights out!"
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"The one who got away."
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"- Oh, thank you... - Friend."
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"Ma'am, your guests will arrive in a half hour."
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"I know! There's no tablecloths."
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"Well, as of a few minutes ago,"
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"Treasury Secretary Baird ordered"
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"congratulations are in order."
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"It's a boy."
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"- Congressman Furlong. - Brookheimer!"
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"Got your dong of a résumé."
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"to Meyers's overly toned corpse and her dungeon of losers,"
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"but I had to go in another direction."
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"and you have a higher reserve of dignity and self-worth."
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"And I'm trapped in a cycle of abuse."
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"Better luck next time."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Would that be all right, or are you afraid that I'll rape you again?"
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"Well..."
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"Hi. Yeah, so good to see you, too."
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"- Why, Tom? Why did you do that? - Come on, Selina."
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"I came to you in good faith and I asked!"
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"- Well... - I did the classy thing."
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"Of course I was, but I had the courtesy to seem like I might not!"
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"You did nothing."
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