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Clips from Veep - First Response (S02E02)

"Look, this is a walk in the park."
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"The thing to keep in mind is Janet needs this more than you do."
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"that was a lighthearted parody."
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"On the campaign trail, you and Andrew were all smiles,"
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"Right. What is she wearing, by the way?"
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"You guys like each other. Then we switch right over to rough puff."
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"He is moving a legless horse."
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"- Let's get you miked up. - Oh."
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"Thanks for being here. We really appreciate it."
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"Okay, she's wearing a bluish dress"
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"- She's kind of a frumpy librarian. - Okay. All right."
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"Her ex-husband promising access for business favors."
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"Yeah, great. Yeah."
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"Either that or you've gotten shorter."
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"Oh, well..."
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"Oh, yeah, I think this is our fourth vice presidential interview."
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"The three of them were excellent, so no pressure."
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"So what is the plan, then? What are we going to do?"
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"And then the formal interview, I thought, right here."
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"- Oh, right here? Okay. - Yeah."
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"But that means that this has to go."
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"No, we did, but we're gonna do it here, and that's perfectly fine."
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"and what's been augmented over the years."
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"You know, since you brought it up,"
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"for me to prejudge the investigation."
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"I'm really hoping that that's gonna be the last"
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"and only gotcha question."
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"by somebody, I don't know who it is."
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"And we are rolling."
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"Sorry, let's move that light back."
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"- Okay. - We'd like to reset for lighting."
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"- We're gonna reset for lighting. - Just a quick lighting reset."
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"- What are you-- - Come here."
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"It's "Apocalypse Now.""
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"- Oh, my goodness. - We've got to tell her."
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"- We've got to tell her. - No, no, no, don't say anything to Selina."
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"- Why? - 'Cause Janet's right there."
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"And then there's one of those winking emoticons"
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"- He can't read my mind. - Hey, that's our 15 minutes."
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"That's the 15-minute mark. Great. Great."
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"- Okay. - Are you okay, Gary?"
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"- I'm getting some static. - I got it."
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"All right. Let's just back off."
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"- What the hell is this thing? - That's a cable."
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"- Oh, shit. - There's a cable."
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"What? It was a joke."
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"Okay, I'll spell it out for you."
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"- And, I know-- - Let me tell you something."
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"That's right, I am the Vice President of the United States"
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"and how to greet people. I get that."
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"I'm so sorry. We're not gonna do that."
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"- Andrew! - Hi, Dad."
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"because now I really consider myself to be married"
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"I mean, recently Mary King and I were working"
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"- To the American people it is. - It's a very long process."
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"- Howdy, handsome. How are you? - How are you doing?"
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"Guilty."
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"just in case you ever need any sort of, like,"
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"and in 15 minutes POTUS is going to announce"
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"- Isn't that great? - Move in on her."
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"This is the shutdown lid loosener."
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"No, but can you talk us through the final agreement?"
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"I can-- it's-- you know--"
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"That reminded me why I got into this business."
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"I don't need a peeler. Thank you."
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"Well, you probably have so much staff in and out of here--"
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"Here you go. Use that for the carrots."
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"Catherine, do you enjoy your folks' cooking?"
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"Yeah, I love the way that they cook the vegetables."
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"- I just have to grab something. - Okay, darling."
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"Please, can you use the peeler?"
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"- I'm all done with the carrots. - Oh, my God."
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"The Get Moving campaign,"
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"I really-- I love the roasted brussels sprouts"
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"- What? - Now that she mentions it,"
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"You're gonna do it again today."
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"- Could you-- - Yes, yes, yes."
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"I've done that. It's not that bad."
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"Well, doesn't that chicken look just amazing, Catherine?"
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"Not about cooking, anyway."
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"We have agreed on all of these topics."
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"I own the edit on your shit-show politician"
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"Ahem."
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"If you'd just let someone get close enough to fuck some sunshine into you,"
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"the way that I am screaming in your face right now all day, every day?"
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"At least I am giving a shit. You are flatlining all day."
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"Look at this. Look at this nice little graphic."
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"Now maybe there should be a little uptick"
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"- She was a... - She was..."
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"- India was awful. - Hmm?"
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"All of your worst fears about how this day could have possibly gone..."
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"- Oh, my gosh. - No, no, up here. Look at me."
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"You're gonna do something bold."
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"Like a medley from "Okla"-fucking-"homa"?"
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"No."
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"Andrew, I'm sorry, I simply have to ask you"
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"about your relationship with lobbyist Jim Melita"
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"come on."
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"on the spy allegations or the hostage situation"
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"I'm accused of having said or not said."
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"I'm sorry, was that a question for me or Selina?"
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"I want to talk about the spy."
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"Madam Vice President, this is quite an admission."
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"Always you have to listen."
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"a backbone and a heart"
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"That's it. Great. Good."
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"from the end of the shutdown, I'll tell you that."
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"- Good to meet you. - Good luck with all the..."
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"Way to go, Team Meyer."
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"I'm really sorry that I brought up Rahim."
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"- Amy. - Yes, ma'am?"
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"- His jacket. - I'll wait here?"
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"Are they gonna..."
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"- I really appreciate it. It's perfect. - My pleasure."
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"This is a nice casual conversation between two friends."
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"- Today, America is a guest in your home. - Welcome, America."
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"You know what? We got to prep. Prep time, let's go."
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"Okay, fine. Well, I have to tell you, Janet,"
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"but behind the scenes you were fighting like snakes in a bag."
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"You're a fraud and a liar, ma'am."
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