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Clips from Veep - Shutdown (S02E02)

"There was a rat on the garbage,"
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"- It was like a pony. - Squeak, squeak."
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"Okay, guys, I'm not gonna drag this out."
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"- No, you're not. But, Dan, you are. - Ma'am."
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"- Is that correct? - Today, yes."
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"It looks like it's between you and me."
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"Oh, man, that's tough."
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"Oh, my God. I feel so bad for her."
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"Actually, you did not need to remind me of that."
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"- I know, but I wanted to. - Laters."
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"Ever?"
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"I saw him laugh once really hard"
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"Sue Wilson."
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"Valued and, if need be, aggressive client."
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"Thought that, too. So obvious, Furlong."
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"Wow, it's like anal leakage."
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"the land deal from, like, ages ago."
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"Somebody bring me the chinless head of Roger Furlong."
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"- Ooh, that's very good. - I'm doing my impression of Sue."
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"Innit, though? Huh?"
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"So I need Selina to pull some strings for me."
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"So get Sue."
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"Where's Sue? Where's Sue?"
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"They need to cut a deal and vanquish the stench."
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"could go through all of my trash"
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"Ahem, can I just... can I talk to you privately just for a second?"
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"- Be quick. - Yes, ma'am."
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"Yeah. Speaking of which..."
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"Seeing him?"
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"- He will kill your career. - Come on, Amy."
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"It is just so good."
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"I'm glad we talked. On the same page."
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"Yes, you've got to embrace it."
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"- Yeah. Are you Mr. Walker? - Yes."
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"so it would be best if you cooperated."
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"Could you just excuse us for one moment? Thank you so much."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I meant like you think I'm a dick."
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"how nice this office was, Jim."
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"Well, people in the old days lived in discomfort most of the time."
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"- Yeah, and I'm just talking about the 1970s. - Okay."
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""Selina Meyer is a feisty operator and a fine VP."
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"She tried her best to prevent this shutdown,"
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"is a feisty and successful VP."
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"Oh, I don't think he said successful."
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"Oh, I know he said successful."
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"That's what you just read to me."
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""Selina Meyer is a feisty operator and a fine VP.""
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"- You're grasping at straws. - I'm not grasping for straws."
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"Roger Furlong?"
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"you're a lot older than me."
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"If you die within the next six years,"
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"And it is gonna be full of subtext."
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"Honestly, Sidney, I'm looking at being furloughed"
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"Get out there, touch some bases, face some faces."
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"Great. I'm gonna have the most expensive starter,"
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"I'm gonna go chicken salad and a Diet Coke."
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"It's our first date."
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"This is the most fucked-up story."
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"No park rangers on site due to the shutdown."
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"- Bears don't like to dance. - Would you dance, please?"
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"- Yeah, pretty much. - I thought you were on furlough, Kent."
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"but it has been the job of the VP over the ages"
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"Let the president take it in the ass. He might like it."
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"You've got to be kidding me."
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"a bunch of sister fuckers out of their land in Nebraska?"
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"Here, the VP will be the lobster."
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"Dan, you can be shrimp."
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"Do you see what I did there, Dan? I made you shrimp."
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"Boy, I just wish I ordered a plate of useless assholes."
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"The greens are only barely keeping it together."
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"I want to hit it. I want to hit it hard for you."
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"So why don't you take your little vanilla Thriller dance over to Danny Chung?"
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"Yeah."
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"All right, Amy, we're gonna have to get Dan"
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"And by the way, where is Gary?"
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"He's still getting the garbage."
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"we're gonna have to unenfurlough Sue."
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"Even the food."
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"- Thank the Chinese for that. - What?"
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"let's talk about all these stories going around"
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"That's as much a fact as Will's impotence."
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"I don't think that's appropriate."
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"No kidding. I love to play cards."
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"- Right. - Explosive dirt. Hurty dirt."
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"Everybody Dan Chung tonight."
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"- I love misogyny like that. - Yeah, it's the best kind."
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"Well, anyway, the point is you got"
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"and they can actually work together."
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"You make such a good point."
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"Ahem. Just to be clear, Roger,"
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"Yes, you do, sir."
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"Did you hear what we said, Will?"
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"- Thanks, Sue. - You're welcome, Gary."
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"Just don't get any mess on my dress."
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"I know."
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"Yeah."
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"She's upset. Husband eaten, et cetera."
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"- Zowie! - You like that?"
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"You offering me a job?"
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"Thin crust, extra warheads."
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"We got that NASA meeting?"
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"Gary, they don't even walk on the moon anymore."
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"Yeah, that's how it works. Go sign the paperwork on Amy's desk."
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"Gary's the one who promised the garbage guy a visit."
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"Well, under certain circumstances, a garbage service..."
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"A doff of the cap to you, my lady."
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"- Ma'am. - Yeah?"
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"Uh, Amy, a quick word."
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"Tell me honestly. Where do you think Selina's heading?"
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"- Yeah. - Well, the newspapers are suggesting"
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"that I am responsible for the grisly death of some idiot."
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"But I'm on my way to a garbage dump,"
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"so that's a positive, right?"
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"we just need to think with our heads for a minute."
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"she actually might be exactly what we want to do."
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"And I'm a mother."
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"If it doesn't land, then this could be the end to this whole adventure."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"You may want to wear this mask in case the wind changes."
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