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Clips from Veep - Some New Beginnings (S03E03)

"I have some very big news, ma'am."
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"POTUS isn't going to run again in two years."
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"I'm gonna run. I'm gonna run for president!"
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"Together, we are going to make history."
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"- My brain is at your service, ma'am. - We'll see."
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"- Can we make it public? - No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"No. Got to wait for POTUS to make a statement."
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"- Okay. - West Wing."
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"SELINA: Well, you are so kind to say so."
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"I appreciate it. Yeah."
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"Thanks for coming today."
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"Nice to see you. Thank you so much."
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"Come forward. Yeah."
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"- Is this one a caucus-goer? - Could be."
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"Is that a Star Wars reference... A New Beginning?"
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"No, this is actually Some New Beginnings: Our Next American Journey."
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"Too late to change it?"
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"It is. Yeah."
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"- Hello. - This one's caucus."
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"Oh, that's too loud. Can't say it that loud."
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"I think you're gonna dig it."
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"Let's raise the minimum wage."
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"Blind people are people too."
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"A very enjoyable read..."
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"It's complex..."
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"I'm exhausted!"
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"The journey is endless, you know?"
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"Global issue..."
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"I call it Some New Beginnings"
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"because it's plural."
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"God bless you... et cetera."
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"AMY: It's really nice, Gary."
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"Looks lovely. Looks great."
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"I can't believe Selina chose not to be here."
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"I told Sue to put wedding in her calendar"
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"in bold cap letters."
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"I mean, we took type size to a limit."
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"If she could have been here, which she could have,"
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"she would have. But she's in Iowa for the book tour,"
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"fluffing caucus-goers for the presidential run."
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"I would hate to be that local Iowa guy that's gotta take care of her,"
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"trying to source gazpacho in a city that thinks soup is for fags."
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"Nice day for a Mike wedding!"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"You guys should all marry Wendy. I feel amazing."
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"You might even see me cry today and for once it's not about work."
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"- I'm a little nervous. - Gary, I'm the one getting married."
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"You just have to hand me the vows, okay?"
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"- It's not the Olympic torch. - GARY: I did the playlist too."
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"Would you like me to mold the cake into a pair of testicles for you, Gary?"
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"- GARY: Okay, easy. - See what everyone's gifting us?"
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"Some New Beginnings: Our Next American Journey."
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"- DAN: Really well written... by me. - They think it's funny."
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"Selina's never been away so long without us before."
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"I guess this is what it's gonna be like"
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"when our kids go to college too, huh, sweetie?"
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"- Yeah, dream the fuck on, Dan. - I'm only being nice to you"
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"because I know Selina's gonna make me the campaign manager."
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"There is no campaign until the president tells the world he's not running again."
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"Yeah, but when is that gonna be?"
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"Christ, it's been two months already."
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"Unless POTUS is chiseling"
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"his fucking statement out of marble, I don't get it."
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"Dan, Dan, Dan... inside voices."
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"Mike's marrying a reporter. They're everywhere."
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"Yeah, everywhere."
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"Look at you, Dan. You have more nervous tics than a shoe bomber."
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"SELINA: Thank you."
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"Yes, please come forward."
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"Oh, wow. Look at this. You've got an iPad."
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"- Could you sign it? - Ah. Okay..."
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"I'm not sure... maybe we'll find..."
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"- Sign the back. - Oh, you want me to sign..."
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"That way, it's all your books are signed by the vice president."
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"Hi. Oh, what is this? Is this butter?"
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"In the shape of the great state of Iowa."
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"- Oh. - If it melted, would it become Texas?"
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"This is an absolutely..."
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"stunning butter sculpture."
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"- Thank you. - So, let's tweet a picture of that."
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"- Lock that caucus-goer down. - Yeah."
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"And then let's find a refrigerator to put that in."
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"You know, butter doesn't need to be refrigerated."
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"It can be unrefrigerated or refrigerated."
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"- SELINA: That's not true. - I think it's like a fruit that way."
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"No."
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"Are you getting this? Rumor of a rumor."
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"Is this POTUS finally announcing he's not gonna run for re-election?"
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"Well, whatever it is, I'm hearing"
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"the West Wing is abuzz like a fly in a shithouse."
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"- Hi. - Phone bowl."
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"- Come on, put it in. - DAN: I'm not even using it."
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"I want the camera so I can get pictures of this magical day."
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"Either you put your phone in the phone bowl"
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"or I put it in the punch bowl."
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"Isn't she funny? We crack up all the time."
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"Even when we're having sex."
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"You guys, I've been a reporter for 18 years."
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"If anything breaks, I promise I will put it into the vows."
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"Ahem... Amy, phone in the bowl."
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"- No, no, I can't. - MIKE: It'll be 40 minutes, tops."
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"Come on. What if you were marrying the man of your dreams?"
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"Okay, okay, I'm doing it. I'm just..."
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"- Just let me... - Look at those white little knuckles."
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"- (CHEERING) - Freedom!"
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"It's like losing a limb. I can feel a phantom phone ringing right now."
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"- You look gorgeous. - Thank you."
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"Is that lip shade Coral Blush?"
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"Yes, it is. Wow."
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"- Nicely applied. - I like him."
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"I want to keep him. Can I have him, please?"
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"- Just for the honeymoon. - WENDY: Oh, good."
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"He does bring baby wipes everywhere."
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"You never know if we're gonna need 'em when we..."
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"Okay."
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"(FAINT BUZZING)"
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"Okay, the rumor's something to do with Sec Def Maddox."
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"He's making an announcement... something big."
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"Well, thank God you packed a spare piece."
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"Amy, a good campaign manager always has to think one phone ahead."
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