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Clips from Veep - Tehran (S04E04)

"Reporter on TV: After successful visits to Jordan and Egypt,"
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"President Meyer's Middle East peace tour continues with her trip to Israel."
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"You lose your job, you're radioactive for a while."
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"That's just how it works."
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"Yes, I am taking care of myself, Mother."
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"No, I didn't send her a get-well card"
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"'cause you don't get a get-well card when you have plastic surgery."
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"I've got to go."
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"'Cause I'm... I'm going for a run."
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"Okay, bye."
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"I've extended my stay in Israel for another day."
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"So I may need to borrow some toothpaste."
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"(laughs)"
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"(TV turns off)"
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"(theme music playing)"
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"President Meyer has ended her 10-day world tour with a surprise visit to Iran."
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"Her historic meeting could signal an end to decades of mistrust."
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"See that tour? I set that up."
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"See that shelf? I made that."
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"Reporter: It's believed President Meyer may also secure the release"
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"of detained American reporter Leon West."
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"Mike: This trip is like a miracle."
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"Where's the woman who changed world politics?"
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"- She's taking a piss. - She's freshening up."
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"I'm so tired, I could sleep a horse."
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"Or whatever that word thing is."
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"Wait, Ben, is this Ambien? How many of these have you taken?"
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"Look, I need to sleep."
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"I got all jacked up on licorice last night"
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"and I was belly dancing till dawn."
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"- Is it time to get Leon yet? - Oh, checking."
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"Imagine being detained for two weeks"
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"just 'cause you're a journalist and a shithead."
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"Yeah. (chuckles)"
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"It's a good job we had nothing to do with his being detained."
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"- Yeah, wouldn't that be terrible? - Mm-hmm."
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"Wait, did we have something to do with...?"
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"♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you better cheer ♪"
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"♪ For the president of the year. ♪"
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"- Yeah! - (laughing)"
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"- Hey, you know what you are? - What?"
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"- You're an amazing man. - Thank you."
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"- And you know what amazing men get? - What?"
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"- Two-day weekend. - This weekend?"
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"- Yeah. - I'm going to the cottage with Wendy!"
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"(laughing)"
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"- (phone pings) - Oh, they're detaining Leon for one more hour."
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"Oh, God. I have to wait here another hour before we can fly out?"
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"You have to get a photo with Leon West, ma'am."
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"- Yeah. - It's the one and only time anyone's ever gonna say that."
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"Let's use the hour, then, okay?"
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"Let's cure diabetes or learn Italian."
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"Why don't you take a nap?"
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"Are you kidding? I'm never gonna sleep again."
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"I gotta run around like a Labrador"
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"or a guy on fire or something like that."
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"Iran. Iran! Isn't that amazing?"
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"Ooh, I've got to go to the bathroom again. I'll be right back."
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"- Gary: Wow, she's excited. - She's fucking nuts."
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"How are the folks on the press plane?"
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"Sober."
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"They got the shakes so bad, I think I see the plane rattling."
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"Well, you've got to tell them we got to stay another hour."
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"An hour? These guys could be drinking jet fuel."
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"- (Mike laughs) - Whoa, out of my way!"
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"It was a false alarm. I don't know why."
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"Hey, ma'am, why don't I give you a shoulder massage or something?"
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"- It'll kind of help you unwind, defocus. - No!"
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"I don't want to defocus. I'm all focus."
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"I could, like, bang a nail into that wall with my gaze."
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"Do you know what I mean? You having fun?"
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"- Yes. - Are you having fun?"
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"- So much fun. - What kind of wood is this table?"
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"- I don't know. Let me check. - I think it's ash."
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"- Gary: Uh-uh. - I'm gonna redo my kitchen."
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"Ma'am, you think you want to think about this right now?"
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"Yeah, sure. I mean, we've got time."
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"- We've got an hour. - Do we? Okay."
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"I'm gonna get all new cabinets."
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"And I want to match this except I don't like these knots."
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"Bill: Now that the president's tour has been extended by a day,"
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"the vice president will be picking up part of the president's schedule"
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"starting with the Rainbow Jersey event"
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"supporting all sexualities in sports"
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"with NBA star Freddy Wallace. Yes?"
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"How do you respond to Senator O'Brien's comment..."
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"That the American people need a president, not a Meyertollah?"
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"It's a cheap pun, so absolutely expect..."
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"- That finishing sentences thing is... - Irritating? Very."
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"But sometimes necessary when people are being slow or dull."
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"- Yes? - When's Mike back?"
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"Hilarious. Well done."
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"No people skills. Like a robot."
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"- Hmm. - Reporter: on the background"
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"of the detained US journalist Leon West?"
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"(chatter, laughter)"
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"Guys. Guys. Sorry about the delay."
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"Turns out the Iranians need everything in triplicate."
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"Maybe that's 'cause they invented numbers, huh?"
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"- How's Leon doing? - He's fine."
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"They're releasing him any minute."
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"Let's face it, he's probably gonna get a book deal out of this."
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"See that? Catlike reflexes."
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"Oh, and maybe don't start drinking..."
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"- Man: Heads up! - till you're up in the air"
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"out of courtesy to our host nation."
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"- Man ♪2: Catch! - Man ♪3: Just open the bar!"
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"- (journalists laughing) - Great chatting."
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"Wow, Freddy Wallace."
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"Hall of Famer. Mr. Gay NBA."
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"In my family, basketball is a religion."
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"Also Catholicism."
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"That's actually the main one."
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"Oh, hey, guys. Can you get Freddy's autograph?"
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"- It's for my friend's son. - Who should he make it out to?"
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"- Sue Wilson. He's named after me. - Oh."
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"- Is this the speech? - Yes, sir."
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"- Any snags? - No, all good."
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"Sir, Freddy Wallace may use the term LGBT."
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"I remember it this way... L is for ladies who play tennis,"
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