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Clips from Veep (2012) - Super Tuesday (S07E07)

"Technically, it was you that stole the money from the fund,"
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"and they were very, very impressed and delighted"
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"Ma'am, you wanna see this."
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"I think the Chinese just delivered."
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"Itineraries are only for people who work on the campaign."
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"The latest Super Tuesdays polls are in."
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"for an hour-and-a-half rally."
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"What kind of affirmative action bullshit is that?"
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"Good, 'cause the last one looked like the toilet bowl"
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"I get some, don't I?"
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""I'm gonna break your fat arms and strangle you...""
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"Wait. I don't have fat arms."
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"No!"
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"OK, I'll come up with a dozen."
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"- I wanna say the South? - Uh... Well..."
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"We no longer use the Rosa story."
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"Well, that's impossible, because I made her up."
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"Well, no, actually, ma'am, there's a Rosa Sanchez in Tennessee"
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"I can't hear you, so you're gonna have to repeat that."
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"You have to repeat it."
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"That can only mean one thing, ma'am."
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"Tell my attorney to meet me in the next filler state we're in."
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"Your unfavorables are rising past "accidental ethnic slur""
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"I'm really struggling right now."
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"SELINA: OK, you know what,"
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"but I am stable as fuck. (laughs)"
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"- Madam President! - Oh, I'm glad to see you."
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"- You too. - Andrew might be cutting a deal,"
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"which would just destroy me."
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"I can issue Andrew a full pardon."
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"- (knock on door) - What?"
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"OK, first of all,"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Oh, my God. First Andrew,"
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"with their hands up my skirt."
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"The Joseph Goebbels playbook."
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"Steal from the best."
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"Just book me on the friendliest news show possible."
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"OK, Gary, you need to spend every dime in the space-based..."
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"AMY: All right, Congressman Slender Man."
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"so she could give me a hand job in a hot spring."
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"especially with melanoma-loving swamp fuckers,"
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"and deadbeat dads... and deadbeat moms."
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"So we are launching"
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"that you get from your asshole grandmother."
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"and run it for president."
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"- Uh... Jonah's rape dungeon? - Oh ho! In your face!"
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"- Thank you. It pays quite well. - Have a good weepy slide"
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"Will's got a full day ahead of him. Tell 'em what you gotta do, Will."
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"to ask three pre-approved questions, pre-written by me,"
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"and she's gonna owe me for the rest of her life."
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"I mean, the entire country thinks that you're a hero."
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"Richard, you need a chief of staff"
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"that has real D.C. experience."
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"Oh, Willa, this is Dan Egan, my new Chief of Staff."
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"And your ex-husband Andrew is about to be indicted"
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"is Senator Talbot's husband"
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"How is nobody looking into this?"
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"You know, it's getting so you can't believe anything the media says"
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"- about anyone's husband! - MIKE: Yeah!"
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"and now he just has a little bit of autism."
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"- Fuckin' look at me now. - Don't use that line up there."
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"Don't yell at him, 'cause loud noises make him flip out."
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"- (all booing) - Has anybody noticed"
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"Yeah, I mean, come on,"
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"she is totally lying about her age, right?"
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"MAN: Kill her!"
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"Yeah, I mean, sure, maybe."
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"When are you from?"
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"When are you from?"
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"I have always been open and transparent"
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"- Yeah, 55. - I believe it's 53."
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"It's fine. They know everything."
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"- But there is just one other matter. - SELINA: OK."
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"What does that have to do with me?"
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"As the woman who freed Tibet,"
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"we're gonna keep our wangs out of your Chinese fuckin' finger trap."
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"you might want to ask him about his business with China."
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"you know, you and China..."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh... Sidney Purcell."
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"Of all the mid-priced steakhouse chains"
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"At Con-Ag-Chem Family Farms."
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"- Would you care to join us? - Yeah, I don't mind if I do."
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"really glad that I happened to run into you."
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"And there's an empty seat up there."
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"That empty seat in the state Senate,"
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"You know, down at the feed store"
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"that say that it doesn't."
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"I'm actually worried she might have"
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"some sort of thyroid issue because of her eyes."
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"- Oh! Amy. - Yeah, Amy."
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"Oh."
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"(Selina laughing)"
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"(laughing)"
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"(laughing)"
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"- for tomorrow morning? - No. No."
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"because I really thought I could taste your fingers."
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"These, by the way, are completely hideous."
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"- Catherine ordered those. - Oh."
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"- Ohh. That's too much. - It is."
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"Ha!"
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"Excuse me. I have work to do."
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"- Well... - I mean, my God,"
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"who's asked me about that this week..."
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"A couple years ago, a few Beijing businessmen approached me,"
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"Do you want me to take the raisins out..."
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"- Out! - Yep. Mmm."
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"If we could find a fall guy..."
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"Gary?"
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"that a guy who calls vaginas "crinkum-crankums""
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"Besides: women's prison."
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"Toronto... Canada?"
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"God, is that what a real orgasm feels like?"
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"- Ohh! Ow! - (thud)"
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"I think you know I'm a very traditional woman,"
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"though I do seek to topple the patriarchy"
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"and I have to say that"
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"because you're the complete mastermind behind it, right?"
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"That is a bizarre thing to say."
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