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Clips from Silicon Valley - Grow Fast or Die Slow (S05E05)

Mini-Series 2014 Season 5, Episode 1 631 clips
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Three, two, one, go!
"Three, two, one, go!"
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you are fat and poor.
"you are fat and poor."
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Oh! I am a sucker for an intuitive kitchen layout.
"Oh! I am a sucker for an intuitive kitchen layout."
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Follow me, right up here. Trust me, you're gonna love it.
"Follow me, right up here. Trust me, you're gonna love it."
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to make a decision finally paid off.
"to make a decision finally paid off."
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Wow. Richard, well done.
"Wow. Richard, well done."
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Oh, I love it.
"Oh, I love it."
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Jared, you over here, right?
"Jared, you over here, right?"
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Dinesh, Gilfoyle, maybe up against this wall or over there.
"Dinesh, Gilfoyle, maybe up against this wall or over there."
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and some assistants and... and other staff.
"and some assistants and... and other staff."
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Look, guys... the price
"Look, guys... the price"
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is unbelievable.
"is unbelievable."
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I cannot put this delicately, so...
"I cannot put this delicately, so..."
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because at least we'd be protected by the Geneva Convention.
"because at least we'd be protected by the Geneva Convention."
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Richard... what are you doing?
"Richard... what are you doing?"
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Okay, don't you remember Jack Barker
"Okay, don't you remember Jack Barker"
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I'm sorry, man, we do not get another chance.
"I'm sorry, man, we do not get another chance."
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I can hear you gulping, Richard.
"I can hear you gulping, Richard."
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they would be having panic attacks.
"they would be having panic attacks."
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Alright, what about Blake Kang?
"Alright, what about Blake Kang?"
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I spared you kilt guy, openly alt-right guy,
"I spared you kilt guy, openly alt-right guy,"
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I mean, look at the three we've already hired.
"I mean, look at the three we've already hired."
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You're gonna look like Richard Gere from "Pretty Woman."
"You're gonna look like Richard Gere from "Pretty Woman.""
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from mankind's greatest achievements...
"from mankind's greatest achievements..."
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was the man I already was.
"was the man I already was."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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That's the name of your app?
"That's the name of your app?"
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- Yeah. - Oh God.
"- Yeah. - Oh God."
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- Is it? - Yeah. It rhymes with Priceline.
"- Is it? - Yeah. It rhymes with Priceline."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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What an asshole.
"What an asshole."
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You know, I'm glad I ran into you, Richard.
"You know, I'm glad I ran into you, Richard."
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Invent the MOSFET transistor?
"Invent the MOSFET transistor?"
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63 of them, and as of 4:30 p.m. this afternoon,
"63 of them, and as of 4:30 p.m. this afternoon,"
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I hired them, all 63 of them.
"I hired them, all 63 of them."
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You know what? Enjoy the reception, Richard.
"You know what? Enjoy the reception, Richard."
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I thought his hair was backwards?
"I thought his hair was backwards?"
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You guys were lukewarm on him and everybody
"You guys were lukewarm on him and everybody"
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Well, now that they're unavailable,
"Well, now that they're unavailable,"
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Sit back down. Just sit in your chairs.
"Sit back down. Just sit in your chairs."
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and I'm, you know, spirited.
"and I'm, you know, spirited."
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Look, Kira, this is a fair offer.
"Look, Kira, this is a fair offer."
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but we wanna go to you, so...
"but we wanna go to you, so..."
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Richard. You keep following me,
"Richard. You keep following me,"
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distributed systems engineer you were looking at.
"distributed systems engineer you were looking at."
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All of my coders or none of them.
"All of my coders or none of them."
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Jian-Yang!
"Jian-Yang!"
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Untrue. Go on.
"Untrue. Go on."
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we can't build a decentralized Internet here.
"we can't build a decentralized Internet here."
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- How did he get it? - I gave it to him.
"- How did he get it? - I gave it to him."
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he's gonna render Hooli's entire web-based
"he's gonna render Hooli's entire web-based"
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Fuck you guys. I don't want you working on my box.
"Fuck you guys. I don't want you working on my box."
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Go on, just wander the campus for four years until you vest.
"Go on, just wander the campus for four years until you vest."
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Sadly, no, that's very, very real.
"Sadly, no, that's very, very real."
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That's worth a lot of money.
"That's worth a lot of money."
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Shit-ton. Yes.
"Shit-ton. Yes."
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Um, this letter is not a legal document.
"Um, this letter is not a legal document."
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that in the absence of an existing will,
"that in the absence of an existing will,"
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Do you happen to have... a death certificate
"Do you happen to have... a death certificate"
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It'd be crowded but cozy.
"It'd be crowded but cozy."
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Uh, well, a deal closed.
"Uh, well, a deal closed."
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you sneaky little dinks.
"you sneaky little dinks."
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So fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you!
"So fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you!"
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It's pizza, Kira.
"It's pizza, Kira."
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Patrice, I'd like to welcome you back to the Hooli family.
"Patrice, I'd like to welcome you back to the Hooli family."
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And technically, all the products he just named were money-losers.
"And technically, all the products he just named were money-losers."
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I mean, you could argue we'd have been better off
"I mean, you could argue we'd have been better off"
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our long-term wellbeing in the interest
"our long-term wellbeing in the interest"
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Well, they're not paltry, exactly.
"Well, they're not paltry, exactly."
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Holy shit.
"Holy shit."
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Just one. The Box Two will be by far
"Just one. The Box Two will be by far"
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Fucking Sliceline.
"Fucking Sliceline."
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We never had pizza 'cause my step-mom said
"We never had pizza 'cause my step-mom said"
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so I want to ship a dead body from China,
"so I want to ship a dead body from China,"
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from Cincinnati medical school.
"from Cincinnati medical school."
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Okay, well, Sliceline sells theirs for nine.
"Okay, well, Sliceline sells theirs for nine."
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I know, I know. I am so sorry.
"I know, I know. I am so sorry."
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About 500 of those orders tonight are me.
"About 500 of those orders tonight are me."
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Oh. Richard, you really didn't have to do that.
"Oh. Richard, you really didn't have to do that."
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Well, Duncan, I can be a dickhead too.
"Well, Duncan, I can be a dickhead too."
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and a very low payroll, which affords me
"and a very low payroll, which affords me"
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You see, my engineers already thought of that,
"You see, my engineers already thought of that,"
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You know, I may not have that many coders,
"You know, I may not have that many coders,"
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but the ones I do are stallions,
"but the ones I do are stallions,"
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Hey, Laurie. Did you, uh...
"Hey, Laurie. Did you, uh..."
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Yes, and I will be firing both companies' CEOs
"Yes, and I will be firing both companies' CEOs"
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and taking on a total engineering team of about,
"and taking on a total engineering team of about,"
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reckless.
"reckless."
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...approved.
"...approved."
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This is awesome. Gavin is essentially doubling-down
"This is awesome. Gavin is essentially doubling-down"
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Maybe I should've ordered the nicer Tesla.
"Maybe I should've ordered the nicer Tesla."
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Ah.
"Ah."
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Oh gosh. Everyone's here.
"Oh gosh. Everyone's here."
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Um...
"Um..."
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and... so many... f... faces.
"and... so many... f... faces."
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we should remember that.
"we should remember that."
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So, let's keep it clean.
"So, let's keep it clean."
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to get it...
"to get it..."
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and then we'll conclude.
"and then we'll conclude."
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but I think I might invest in a modesty panel for your desk.
"but I think I might invest in a modesty panel for your desk."
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So you're telling me that the
"So you're telling me that the"
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We need his patent and his funding.
"We need his patent and his funding."
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Eventually this will render
"Eventually this will render"
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Gavin just fucked off to go
"Gavin just fucked off to go"
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It's the patent. He just signed over full ownership to me.
"It's the patent. He just signed over full ownership to me."
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Yeah. Well, this is just the lobby.
"Yeah. Well, this is just the lobby."
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So, when do these guys move out?
"So, when do these guys move out?"
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Oh, no, this isn't our space.
"Oh, no, this isn't our space."
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Our sublease is straight through here.
"Our sublease is straight through here."
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to Pied Piper's new home.
"to Pied Piper's new home."
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
"Hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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It's... it's very white.
"It's... it's very white."
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Sharp, clean lines.
"Sharp, clean lines."
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Easy. Right around here.
"Easy. Right around here."
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This is fucking with my eyes. Can I get outta here?
"This is fucking with my eyes. Can I get outta here?"
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Okay, ha... hang on. Richard, can I talk to you
"Okay, ha... hang on. Richard, can I talk to you"
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We can easily afford a place with windows and... air
"We can easily afford a place with windows and... air"
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squandering all our runway for those fancy offices
"squandering all our runway for those fancy offices"
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or Russ Hanneman spending nearly every cent we had on fucking swag?
"or Russ Hanneman spending nearly every cent we had on fucking swag?"
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No, you can't.
"No, you can't."
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