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Clips from Silicon Valley - Proof of Concept (S01E01)

"and has put the previously relationship behind him completely."
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"Problem solved."
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"That's great."
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"It sure is, Richard, it sure as hell is."
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"Look at these poor fuckers."
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"They don't even know what's about to hit 'em."
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"The hammer of God."
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"I am so sorry! I am so sorry. I thought you guys were gonna come get me"
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"and... and I'm sorry."
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"Wait, Jared, what are you doing here?"
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"What?"
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"- Who's watching the booth? - Yeah."
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"I thought that maybe Monica could..."
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"She's not in the company. We need her here. That's the thing."
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"All right, everybody, this run-through is for essential personnel only,"
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"essential only."
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"Oh."
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"- We need someone in the booth is the thing. - Right."
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"You're essential to the booth."
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"Right."
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"All right, each team will have six minutes for presentation and demo,"
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"at which point the judges will ask a few questions..."
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"Uh, do you mind if I break in here, just one question."
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"Uh, are the judges allowed to send us through"
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"to the finals immediately after we present"
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"or do we have to wait until everyone else has gone?"
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"Well, I'm just saying what everybody's thinking."
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"Hello, what's your name? Visit us at microdrone.com"
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"- Uh, excuse me, no thank you. - ...a free video of you"
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"- at TechCrunch Disrupt. - Uh, no thank you."
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"Nathan. Are you Nathan Zimmerman, CEO of Flingual?"
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"I... I... Whoever's doing this, no thank you."
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"Yeah, I think we got a dead zone, an audio dead zone right here."
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"Listen to this."
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"Hear that? Compared to..."
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"OK, here's what I want, as soon as the music comes up..."
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"- Music? - I want you to hit me with a spotlight, bam!"
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"And a hard spot."
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"Better yet, do you have those spotlights that..."
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"come up from the ground,"
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"- like in Pride Fighting. - Uh... I can check."
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"OK, so two of those, one on each side and then one in the center"
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"so that it casts my shadow behind me, like a giant looking over his own shoulder."
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"- - Do you have any wind machines."
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"I'm gonna need two of those..."
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"Are you humming to yourself?"
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"Was... was I?"
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"Uh, you know, honestly,"
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"I may have found the perfect woman."
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"Whoa. What? Who? Who?"
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"She's in the booth right next to us, Charlotte."
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"She's not even physically my type, she has blonde hair"
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"and these stupid pink streaks and doesn't seem to be dominant at all."
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"However, I think I'm in love."
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"Whoa."
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"She invited me to her room to watch Cloud Atlas later tonight."
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"Oh yeah, that means she wants you to lay her."
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"Is that definitive?"
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"I mean, nobody can watch more than like a minute of that film."
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"So what's the deal? I mean, is she hot?"
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"Yeah, I mean, she's attractive,"
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"but almost every woman is attractive. It was her mind."
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"She wrote this Java method that was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life."
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"Elegant, tight."
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"There's just something so hot about a woman that can code like that."
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"You know, I just want to..."
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"crawl in her frontal lobe and..."
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"What's up?"
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"You know I wrote that code, right?"
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"No, this code was on her system."
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"A banged up 15-inch MacBook Pro with shitty stickers on it?"
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"Everyone here has a beat up 15-inch MacBook Pro..."
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"With a 1.3 chip and only two gigs of RAM?"
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"She doesn't know Java. I wrote that code."
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"- You said you were in love with her mind. - Oh fuck."
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"- You realize what's going on, right? - Uh..."
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"It's not her you're sexually attracted to, it's my code."
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"Shut the... That is the most disgusting fucking thing I've ever h..."
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"Just face it, Dinesh, you're gay for my code, you're code gay."
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"No! No, I'm into her. Her, OK? Fuck your code!"
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"You'd like to fuck my code, wouldn't you?"
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"Hey, would you like to masturbate to the subroutine I just wrote?"
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"No! It's... I'm... I'm..."
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"And then I'll sort of close right here in the center"
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"with a confidence and poise that, well,"
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"they probably won't have seen up until this point."
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"And then at that point we've got some photos that we're gonna throw up on the big screen."
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"Photos?"
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"Yeah, you know, just a few."
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"Gandhi, MLK, me as an inquisitive child."
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"Richard, could you please."
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"Oh, yes, sorry. I'll just plug it in here."
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"No! Don't!"
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"- Don't! - Oh, shi..."
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"- What the fuck!? - Shit."
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"- Oh, she's here. - Mmm."
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"Oh, shit, it's frozen. It's frozen."
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"That is not me, obviously."
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"He's obsessed with me. I'm sorry."
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"Hey, what's wrong?"
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"I'm just a little nervous 'cause you're so beautiful."
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"Oh?"
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"Random question..."
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"So you didn't write any of that Java code?"
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"Uh-uh."
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"But I write all of our tweets and we have like a couple hundred followers."
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"Couple hundred..."
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"Oh, let me move this."
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"Oh, that's the code your friend wrote."
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"- Yeah, it is. - It's really good, huh?"
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"It's fine. I don't care about it."
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"Mm, there we go."
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"Oh, fu..."
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"Come on, focus, focus."
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"Richard's not gonna finish, is he?"
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"He'll finish, Gilfoyle, he has to."
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"Are you OK?"
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"Yeah, I'm fine."
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"I knew it. You couldn't do it."
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"Please shut up. Shut up."
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