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Clips from Silicon Valley - Two Days of the Condor (S02E02)

"Hello?"
Silicon Valley
"Can anyone hear me?"
Silicon Valley
"Dinesh: This is unbelievable."
Silicon Valley
"There are seven thousand people watching this stream,"
Silicon Valley
"and it's working flawlessly."
Silicon Valley
"Rebuffering events are below 0.5%."
Silicon Valley
"Even when his sobbing shakes the camera"
Silicon Valley
"there's no blocking at all. And the quality is great."
Silicon Valley
"Why?"
Silicon Valley
"More good news. There's a storm coming."
Silicon Valley
"There's no way the EMS guys can get up there."
Silicon Valley
"This could go on all day."
Silicon Valley
"Appreciate your cooperation here, gentlemen."
Silicon Valley
"We'll see you this afternoon."
Silicon Valley
"Richard, I'm sorry about that."
Silicon Valley
"No, it's fine."
Silicon Valley
"The lead counsel of the company that's suing us"
Silicon Valley
"just marched their engineer through the house"
Silicon Valley
"to make sure the platform they want to seize is ready for them."
Silicon Valley
"That felt great."
Silicon Valley
"It's like they assume they've already won."
Silicon Valley
"Is there any chance they haven't?"
Silicon Valley
"Erlich: Goddammit, Richard."
Silicon Valley
"In addition to stealing two of my four packs of Fage yogurt,"
Silicon Valley
"your ship-jumping coder cunts"
Silicon Valley
"happened to walk off with the rest of our toilet paper, so that..."
Silicon Valley
"Hmm."
Silicon Valley
"Speaking of shit that can't be wiped away and flushed,"
Silicon Valley
"how are you, Mr. Mohanahan?"
Silicon Valley
"Morning, Mr. Bachman."
Silicon Valley
"I don't suppose you have anything to say to me"
Silicon Valley
"by way of an apology?"
Silicon Valley
"For?"
Silicon Valley
"For the embarrassing ordeal"
Silicon Valley
"that you put me through yesterday in front of over nine people."
Silicon Valley
"I think you should be the one apologizing, Mr. Bachman."
Silicon Valley
"You lost your composure and ruined our entire case."
Silicon Valley
"I'll see you gentlemen at 3:00."
Silicon Valley
"I shan't be attending out of contempt,"
Silicon Valley
"so this will have to serve as our goodbye."
Silicon Valley
"Don't let the door hit ya where God split ya."
Silicon Valley
"- I'm sorry. - No."
Silicon Valley
"Richard, I'll see you there?"
Silicon Valley
"Yeah."
Silicon Valley
"Pete?"
Silicon Valley
"Do we have any chance of winning this?"
Silicon Valley
"When you hired me,"
Silicon Valley
"I told you I would never lie to you, Richard."
Silicon Valley
"Yeah, that's true. You did."
Silicon Valley
"I'll see you at 3:00."
Silicon Valley
"(theme music plays)"
Silicon Valley
"Oh, hello, neighbor."
Silicon Valley
"Neighbor."
Silicon Valley
"Not for long. Louise helped me sell my house."
Silicon Valley
"The ferret laws are much more enlightened in Arizona."
Silicon Valley
"Arizona, huh?"
Silicon Valley
"You'll be dead in a month."
Silicon Valley
"We'll miss you."
Silicon Valley
"This your home?"
Silicon Valley
"Indeed it is."
Silicon Valley
"Are you interested in selling? It's a great time."
Silicon Valley
"Not interested. There are people in there who depend on me."
Silicon Valley
"Human people. Not weasel animals."
Silicon Valley
"It's a ferret."
Silicon Valley
"- Weasels. - Ferrets!"
Silicon Valley
"Corner lot, good square footage."
Silicon Valley
"I could probably get you a lot more than I got Noah."
Silicon Valley
"How much did you get him?"
Silicon Valley
"Wait. You're selling the house just like that?"
Silicon Valley
"It wasn't a rash decision. I agonized over it."
Silicon Valley
"But what about your incubator?"
Silicon Valley
"What about it, Jared? Pied Piper has caked its pants,"
Silicon Valley
"Jian-Yang's chances of investment"
Silicon Valley
"have literally gone up in smoke,"
Silicon Valley
"and you heard what Monahan said in court yesterday."
Silicon Valley
"Market forces and random events have conspired against me"
Silicon Valley
"to make the success of my incubator all but impossible."
Silicon Valley
"Functionally, all I've really achieved"
Silicon Valley
"is running a flop house where guys have shat,"
Silicon Valley
"jerked off, and paid me no rent."
Silicon Valley
"Man: Why won't anyone come get me?"
Silicon Valley
"Well, we have accomplished one other thing."
Silicon Valley
"We're up over 20,000 viewers."
Silicon Valley
"Holy shit. Really?"
Silicon Valley
"Buzzfeed linked to us. Now we're picking up on Reddit."
Silicon Valley
"This guy falling off a cliff is the first good luck we've had."
Silicon Valley
"And right as we're gaining traction,"
Silicon Valley
"we have to hand it all over to Gavin fucking Belson."
Silicon Valley
"This is fucked."
Silicon Valley
"We can't give it to him..."
Silicon Valley
"if we don't have it to give."
Silicon Valley
"What do you mean?"
Silicon Valley
"We do have it, and we have to give it."
Silicon Valley
"100% of what he's trying to take from us"
Silicon Valley
"exists digitally on servers in this house."
Silicon Valley
"If we nuke them, there's nothing for him to seize."
Silicon Valley
"As far as he knows, it's an accident."
Silicon Valley
"No one would believe that."
Silicon Valley
"Two weeks ago, we accidentally erased"
Silicon Valley
"one-third of Intersite's entire library."
Silicon Valley
"I think we've established our ineptitude beyond a reasonable doubt."
Silicon Valley
"Fuck it."
Silicon Valley
"I say we delete everything."
Silicon Valley
"No. No. No. No."
Silicon Valley
"Guys, that's not what we do. We don't destroy things."
Silicon Valley
"Not on purpose, anyway."
Silicon Valley
"Right? Isn't that the whole reason why you got into this in the first place,"
Silicon Valley
"to build cool shit?"
Silicon Valley
"I mean, look at that livestream. It's fucking perfect."
Silicon Valley
"And even if Hooli ends up owning it,"
Silicon Valley
"we built it with no resources"
Silicon Valley
"and a fucking stream of endless obstacles."
Silicon Valley
"I don't know, I mean, I kind of want to see how big it can get,"
Silicon Valley
"right up until the point where Gavin Belson"
Silicon Valley
"has to fucking take it from us."
Silicon Valley
"(phone buzzes)"
Silicon Valley
"Guys, who is Manny Pa-qui-oh?"
Silicon Valley
"Pacquiao? He's one of the most famous people on the planet earth."
Silicon Valley
"Oh! Manny Pacquiao, the Filipino legislator."
Silicon Valley
"No, boxer."
Silicon Valley
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