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Clips from Silicon Valley - Fiduciary Duties (S01E01)

"Richie!"
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"- Right on time. - Hey. You're the lawyer?"
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"Ron Laflamme. Great to meet you."
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"All right, homeboy. Pop a squat."
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"Start autographing by the flags."
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"Lot of paper to get through."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"About?"
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"Jeannie. She's pretty hot, right?"
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"Oh. Yeah. No, she's... She's very pretty."
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"Yeah, she is."
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"Oh, we're doing that. Ok."
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"So yo, Peter tells me you're popping your cherry with this."
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"So let me just walk you through it."
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"That stuff you're signing gives you"
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"the convertible note for funding"
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"and establishes you and Peter Gregory"
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"as the board members of Pied Piper,"
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"incorporated in the State of Delaware."
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"Ok. Why Delaware?"
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"Rich, Rich. Lawyer, not lawyer. I got you."
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"So, Peter Gregory, big fan of you."
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"- Oh. - He invited you to his toga party, right?"
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"That's a big deal. Flo Rida's gonna be there."
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"- You like Flo Rida? - Should be fun."
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"- Yeah, I went to a lot... - See this guitar?"
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"Sergei and Larry from Google signed it."
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"- Both of them. Right there. - Mmm. Mm."
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"So, Pied Piper."
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"You're one of Peter's compression plays, huh?"
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"Uhh, one of? How many does he have?"
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"Not too many. Like six or eight."
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"Ok. Why are there so many?"
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"You know how sea turtles have a shit-ton of babies"
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"because most of them die on their way down to the water?"
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"Peter just wants to make sure that his money makes it to the ocean."
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"But it seems like you got your shit together."
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"A lot of these guys come in here"
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"and they can do all of the engineering stuff"
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"but they get all hung up on technicalities."
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"They can't just tell you what their vision for the company is."
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"Those guys are so fucked."
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"It's like you need both halves of the brain, right?"
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"The Jobs and the Wozniak. The ying and the yang."
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"Oh. I think it's yin."
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"- Yin? - Yeah."
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"- Like yin and yan? - No. Like yin and yang."
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"No. It's ying and yang, they're opposites."
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"So, Pied Piper, drop it on me. What is it?"
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"Well, we started off as a music app."
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"- Yuck. - Yeah. Gross. Ugh."
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"But we've, uh, we've pivoted since then."
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"Uh-oh. To what?"
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"Well, our weissman scores are consistently high across all media,"
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"audio, video, meta-data."
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"Actually, that's not true. We've had some trouble encoding 3D video."
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"I think it's because the pixels change value differently"
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"than conventional..."
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"[intro music plays]"
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"Just look at the flow diagram, dude."
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"No, the filter bank is part of the prediction loop."
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"What are you talking about, this is lossless compression."
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"Oh, hey, Big Head, you were there."
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"Why did Richard use a DCT filter bank?"
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"Oh. Um..."
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"Not really sure. Richard tried to explain some of this stuff"
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"but a lot of it I didn't really understand,"
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"so I'd kinda just nod and smile, you know?"
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"Can you at least help us figure out this insane DFT spider web he's using?"
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"Dude, do you understand any of this?"
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"I eat the fish."
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"I understand you eat the fish."
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"But when you clean the fish"
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"you can't leave the fish head and guts and shit in the sink."
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"Because the whole house smells like a bait station."
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"So you gotta put it in the trash and then take the trash out."
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"Do you understand?"
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"Yes. I eat the fish."
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"Motherfuck!"
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"Do you know how awkward it is to not be able to describe your own company?"
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"Like, I built Pied Piper and you could see it"
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"but I can't really describe to you what it is"
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"even though I kind of know where I'm going."
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"You do realize we quit working on our own apps to work for you, right?"
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"Shouldn't you more than Kind of know where you're going?"
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"Because that's basically what the CEO does."
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"I do. Sort of."
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"Ok, it's like trying to tell someone how to get somewhere,"
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"even though you don't really know the exact address. Right?"
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"Like, how do you do that? Because you can't just say Go to 415 elm street,"
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"because you don't even know what that is. Right?"
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"So you have to say, you know, Go straight down that big road"
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"and take a right at the weird thing."
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"But, you can't describe what that weird thing is"
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"because you just know it as a weird thing, you know,"
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"in your head. You always have."
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"Is that weird thing in your head an aneurysm?"
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"Richard, I'm just gonna recap for a second,"
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"um, you turned down ten million dollars"
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"to be able to develop something that you, as the head of the company,"
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"can't even describe to another human being?"
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"I say this only to motivate you."
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"Ok, so I have been instructed to remove you"
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"from the list of employees assigned to the Nucleus project."
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"You will no longer receive any Nucleus related communications,"
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"uh, file reports, or attend any Nucleus meetings."
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"Any questions?"
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"Uh, no. That's... That's pretty clear."
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"Great."
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"Am I being reassigned to something else?"
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"Not that I am aware of. At this time. No."
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"Wait, so then am I being fired?"
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"Because I have a three year contract and my stock options..."
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"Ok. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody is being fired. Ok?"
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"Look, a contract is a contract."
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"You know. You've got a contract. And I've got a contract. We all have contracts."
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"And-and here at Hooli, contracts are honored."
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"Um... yours and mine."
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"Everybody's. So, um..."
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"Have I made that perfectly clear?"
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